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navi flies around going: look out! hey! listen! watch out! look! look! hey!
ganondorf snaps at link: get rid of it! she's driving everyone insane!
link: i can't. the deku tree assigned her to me.
ganondorf: you're going to take orders from a fregging' tree?!
navi keeps on going, until link is ready to kill her himself.
link whips out the Megaton Hammer and attacks navi
navi hides in links throat so he chokes.
princess zelda walks over and shakes link: navi, you fool. you're killing him.
zelda sighs: okay link. navi says she'll come out if you promise not to hurt her.
link makes frantic signs with his hands. navi comes out.
link: get her!
smashers: with pleasure!
both ice climbers use their ice picks on navi, nailing her up on the wall:
navi: hey! look! watch out! look! hey! watch out! look out! look! listen!
link: somebody kill her, PLEASE!
peach is just about ready to kill herself: toadsworth! get rid of it for me!
toadsworth holds up a can of insect spray: go away, you infernal pest!
samus uses the wave beam on navi: she's so small! how can something so small
be so annoying?
mario does the ground pound on navi.everyone is amazed she survived: how
did she survive that?!
link: navi says she hid in the crack of you butt,mario. she also says
how could she not, the crack was like the Grand Canyon to her.
mario: are you saying im fat?
link: you said it, I didnt.
luigi: he's thinking what we're all too polite to say...
mario: luigi!
luigi: well mario, all that pasta...
mario: you're just jealous... peach goes for me and not you..
a huge fight ensues, while the other smashers are oblivious
Bowser uses flame breath on navi: Die!!!!!!!!!
donkey kong snatches navi and starts peeling her like a banana.
he ripps off her wings.
navi: hey! listen! watch out! hey! look! look out! hey! listen! look! listen!
ganondorf uses back magic on her: she's invincible!
Pikachu waddles over, thunderbolting the hell out of navi:PIKACHUUUUUUUU!
everyone:holy crap! she wont die!
Yoshi's tongue flicks out, nailing navi, a few minutes later yoshi lays an egg.
the egg hatches and navi comes out
navi: hey! listen! look! look! listen! watch out! hey! hey! listen! hey-
kirby inhales her: this will shut that damn fairy up!
navi is heard inside kirby: look! listen! watch out! look out! hey! hey! look!
kirby is turning green: I...I dont feel so good.
kirby throws up navi shortly after: she's good.
ness walks up, armed with a fly swatter. ness slaps navi with it;
everyone hears the *squish*
donkey kong examines the mess that was navi: i think she's dead.
link: thank God!
navi flies around going: look out! hey! listen! watch out! look! look! hey!
ganondorf snaps at link: get rid of it! she's driving everyone insane!
link: i can't. the deku tree assigned her to me.
ganondorf: you're going to take orders from a fregging' tree?!
navi keeps on going, until link is ready to kill her himself.
link whips out the Megaton Hammer and attacks navi
navi hides in links throat so he chokes.
princess zelda walks over and shakes link: navi, you fool. you're killing him.
zelda sighs: okay link. navi says she'll come out if you promise not to hurt her.
link makes frantic signs with his hands. navi comes out.
link: get her!
smashers: with pleasure!
both ice climbers use their ice picks on navi, nailing her up on the wall:
navi: hey! look! watch out! look! hey! watch out! look out! look! listen!
link: somebody kill her, PLEASE!
peach is just about ready to kill herself: toadsworth! get rid of it for me!
toadsworth holds up a can of insect spray: go away, you infernal pest!
samus uses the wave beam on navi: she's so small! how can something so small
be so annoying?
mario does the ground pound on navi.everyone is amazed she survived: how
did she survive that?!
link: navi says she hid in the crack of you butt,mario. she also says
how could she not, the crack was like the Grand Canyon to her.
mario: are you saying im fat?
link: you said it, I didnt.
luigi: he's thinking what we're all too polite to say...
mario: luigi!
luigi: well mario, all that pasta...
mario: you're just jealous... peach goes for me and not you..
a huge fight ensues, while the other smashers are oblivious
Bowser uses flame breath on navi: Die!!!!!!!!!
donkey kong snatches navi and starts peeling her like a banana.
he ripps off her wings.
navi: hey! listen! watch out! hey! look! look out! hey! listen! look! listen!
ganondorf uses back magic on her: she's invincible!
Pikachu waddles over, thunderbolting the hell out of navi:PIKACHUUUUUUUU!
everyone:holy crap! she wont die!
Yoshi's tongue flicks out, nailing navi, a few minutes later yoshi lays an egg.
the egg hatches and navi comes out
navi: hey! listen! look! look! listen! watch out! hey! hey! listen! hey-
kirby inhales her: this will shut that damn fairy up!
navi is heard inside kirby: look! listen! watch out! look out! hey! hey! look!
kirby is turning green: I...I dont feel so good.
kirby throws up navi shortly after: she's good.
ness walks up, armed with a fly swatter. ness slaps navi with it;
everyone hears the *squish*
donkey kong examines the mess that was navi: i think she's dead.
link: thank God!