A/N: Hello, all! Welcome to the official Olivia vs Voldemort commentary! Yes, I actually wrote the crap I'm making fun of today (if anyone wants to read the original, go to my profile and see how long you can last the horror), and I hope you enjoy the commentary!
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Harry Potter. I do however own Olivia vs Voldemort *sobs*
hey guys this is my 1st fanfiction ever *laughs to self* more like, 17th! so be nice! !''1! Also, thank my bff Rebekka 4 editing this for me. Bekka deserves to be shot.
HelloMy name Is Olivia Dawn Jessalynn Isabella Moonlighte BIEBER And so the horror begins (I totally luv him!) Gag me with a spoon I have super long blonde hair Seriously over half the popular girls at my school that ends at my waist, that looks like a waterfall of liquid gold and ppl tell me that is is rlly cute! I also have really blue eyes that look like Lake Superior MICHIGAN PRIDE! (cuz I'm better than everyone else lol) *sighs*
I am really tall like problly 6 feet tall I was so disappointed when nobody called this one out and I am SO POPULAR LIKE OMG I-I can't even... . AND ALL THE GUYS WANT TO DATE ME CUZ I AM ALMOST AS FUGLY AS THEM SO PRETTY!
Today I walked into school after my mom dropped me off at the school (,like I would take the gross buses) To be fair, our buses are disgusting. Someone once drew a penis in one of them. Oh yeah, did I mention me and my friends go to the same school as harry potter?
I met my bff lesa Meet Mary Sue #2! by the math class and we walked to class. Just before I walked in I saw a really hot blonde Hiding something from us, eh Draco? guy who was wearing a Hollister shirt, and jeans from American Eagle . I knew he was popular right away *facepalms*. His hair was gelled and he looked just like Niall *sighs* I'm not going to even get started on this one . He looked up at me and said "My Name is Dragon. Dragon Malloy." FAAAAAAAIL!
So what did you think? I think maybe this was the shittiest thing I've ever written Do you like it! Aw, hells noTELL ME PLZ I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! Btw lesa is based on rebekka my bff i love u girl
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