Yuzu: Hiiiiiiiii! /Waving madly/ Here's something not about killing Colette at random that some people didn't enjoy.

Yuzu! Don't be rude! Those some people have a right to speak their mind, you know!

Yuzu: ...But it made me angry...T.T

Then learn to control your temper. Like me! :D

Yuzu: :l ...Pfft. Fine. Anyways, get to it PTSD slut-zombie.

...With the way you talk, I think they'll notice the major difference between your writing and mine...


It was nothing to be embarrassed about, in fact, it was perfectly normal. But Yuan's pride and shyness prevented that thought from penetrating his thick skull and giving him a peace of mind. Really, unless you or your lover were terrible at it, everyone loved it.

He watched as Kratos left, a smile on his normally forbidding face and a hop to his step. Dammit, was there nothing that could help the cobalt?

He let out a frustrated groan and threw the covers over his head, smelling the human's sweat.

It's nothing to be embarrassed about you bitch! Yuan screamed at himself in his mind. I'm sure Kratos wouldn't mind anyways-- quit being such a pussy about it! He threw the covers back over, his fists pounding the unfortunate mattress. Why am I such an iiidiiiooot?!

Yuan sighed and got back in his clothes, getting ready for more Renegade work.


Kratos had pretty much figured out why Yuan always held back. Was the cobalt truly too shy to just tell him? Well, either way, it was cute in its own adorable and childish way. He acts like such a virgin about it too... The auburn mused, chuckling to himself, earning turned heads from Renegade lackeys (the second time this day).

He stepped through the magical swishy door and walked up to Yuan's desk. Said half-elf was staring down at the papers in front of him, not really focused on them. He must have had something serious on his mind if he didn't hear the other seraph or notice he was standing right in front of him.

"...Oh!" Yuan jumped slightly when he saw the human finally. "Kratos!" He fumbled with the papers, stuffing them in his drawers. "Wh-What are you doing here?!" He looked up at the auburn, looking like one of those panicky secretaries.

"Mmm..." The human tried not to fuck the cobalt right at this moment (but that didn't stop him from undressing him with his eyes). "Nothing." He fiddled with the pens and pencils, picking up and examining the stapler as if some rare artifact.

Yuan was starting to feel nervous... "So..." He began, trying to find the right words, staring at the taller seraph's lips. He wet his own, and tried to bring his gaze to the purple mercenary's face instead. "Uh..." His lips were covered with the other lips moments ago he was staring at. "Nnn!" And then closed his eyelids, finding it almost impossible to keep them open.

Kratos smiled slightly, watching him with his open eyes. I was right.

He continued to kiss him, flicking his tongue out and into Yuan's mouth, tasting the White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha he always drank. He fought the blunet's tongue, then ran his tongue along the half-elf's perfect teeth, and kissed him some more, both gasping frantically.

Drool ran down both of their jaws, the only time spit ever looked sexy and not disgusting. Yuan held the auburn's jaw as the blue-winged seraph's hands wandered around his small frame. The meadow-eyed man pushed his chair back farther and twisted it to get in a better position.

Kratos sat on the half-elf, pulling his long locks back so he could suck on the porcelain neck. The deco-pink seraph moaned, dragging his nails across the rosewood's thinly clothed back.

The purple mercenary went back to kissing the swollen lips of the other's.

Minutes or hours passed before they stopped (Yuan still wanted to continue kissing though).

"So..." The human chuckled lightly. "You like kissing, neh?" The smaller seraph blushed. "It's called Typhobasia: kissing with your eyes closed."


I...I don't know...Um...Keep an eye out (no pun intended) for another chapter for all of those who would be willing to continue on reading.

Yuzu: I'm collabing with my brother so it should be getting interesting and NOT EMO as the chapters progress. /Wink wink, nudge nudge/ :T

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BAAAAAAAACK?!

Yuzu: A few days before Aquafest.

FUCK YEAH!

Yuzu: C'mon peoplez! Review! We both masturbate hard-core some from reviews!

I DO NOT!

Yuzu: ...

Well...Not from reviews...

Yuzu: Better. Fine, we're both disease ridden whores from reviews.

That's not any better.

Yuzu: REVIEWS ARE BETTER THEN PORN!!!

OH, HELL YEAH!! I'LL AGREE WITH THAT!