A Study of Teddy Lupin's Naked Bum by Luvscharlie
"I really don't think we should be here," Rose whispered.
"You know you want to see," Lily whispered back, pressing her nose against the window. "We need to go to the other window. I can't see."
"See what?" Al said.
"Be quiet!" the girls said in unison. "See Jamie and Teddy having sex. We want to watch," Lily explained.
"You're both s—" Al's words broke off and he scratched his chin. "Well, that's rather brilliant, actually. I'd sure like to see Teddy starkers. His arse is fabulous." Al motioned for them to follow him to another window. "
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"Oh, God!"
"YES! There."
Albus pressed his face against the glass.
"Do you see his bum, Albie?" Rose whispered. "Scoot over. I want to see his bum."
"OH HELL! I know that bum. That bum shared my room at school. And it's not Teddy's!" Albus shouted. The room went silent and the girls took off at a run.
Harry raised the window. "I'm certain I raised you not to spy on people. What the hell are you doing?"
Al was stunned. "I'm looking at Teddy's bum, only it's not Teddy's bum. What're you doing with my best friend? Don't answer that. I don't want to know."
Al looked skyward. "Why me? I just wanted to see Teddy's bum. Is that so wrong? Okay, maybe, but I think this punishment might be overkill."
Scorpius stood there in all his naked glory. "Having a talk with the gods there, mate?"
And what do you say to your best mate when you discover he's fucking your father? Al wasn't sure. He chose the first thing that popped into his head. "I'm not calling you daddy." Then Al turned on his heel, wishing more than ever it was Teddy Lupin's naked bum he'd seen.
A/N: This was originally written for the prompt of voyeurism at the haryscorp100 community on Live Journal's Harry/Scorpius Last Drabble Writer Standing. This fic had to be no more than 300 words and this entry made it through to the next round.