I just wanted to fast walk!

The streets of Roma couldn't be any busier, crowds of people filled the streets, as they went through their natural routine under the hot sun of the Italian afternoon.

Ezio stood in the middle of the crowd, his eyes set on his target, blade in hand, ready as he'll ever be. Then, he caught a glimpse of a group of 4 people walking towards his target, he swiftly made his way towards them, without causing any suspicion. the group was busy talking to each other that they hardly notice the hooded assassin walking with them as he approached his prey.

Ezio got closer to his target, close enough for him to stab him unnoticed and walk away. Only thing standing between him and his target was a crowd of people.

He walked faster, and crossed the sea of people, and made his way towards his target, he was behind his target, just a quick stab and it's over, with a flick of his wrist his hidden blade sprung out of his vambraces. Just then he felt a punch was landed to him by his neck, he flailed around unbalanced and turned around to see a peasant man in a fighting stance.

"you think you can still my money eh cazzo?" he said with his fists set in front of his face.

"Cazzo!" Ezio said out loud.

Meanwhile in the real world..

"Goddammit! I just wanted to fast walk! Not pickpocket!" the angry player exclaimed as he frantically mashed buttons on his PC.

Yes, this happens to me a lot...