This fanfiction is a request from manga4life: Gintama high school fic
Pairing: Hijikata x Ginpachi
Warning: OOC especially considering I've never written Gintoki as uke, but I blame this obsession on lovepotion 9
Rating: M
Disclaimer: SH owns Gintama
'thinking...' or sound effects/ "talking..."
Class 3-Z
CLASS 3-Z. TEACH US GINAPCHI-SENSEI!!
"Okay, take out your textbooks."
Hijikata opened his "textbook" to some random page and looked out the window.
'It's the same rountine.' Hijikata looked around the classroom. 'Kondou was struggling to get into his seat due to another one of his costumes and that lazy bastard Okita was once again asleep.' His eyes once again focused on his sensei. And him...it's as if that night had never even happened.
Flashback /Two nights ago
Hijikata's eyelids flickered due to the light coming in through the window. He turned in the other direction unconciously reaching for the blanket as he prepared to go back to sleep. After several seconds of searching around himself, he opened one eyelid and saw the edge of the blanket. Once he had it in his hand he pulled.
"Nggh!"
Both eyes shot open and Hijikata quickly sat up. His eyes traveled to the source of the noise and found a large lump under the blankets, and a mop of silver hair sticking out. 'It can't be.'He slowly pulled off the blanket and found Ginpachi.
'Sensei! Why the hell is he here! or better yet where the hell am I! Why are we naked! Okay, calm down Toshi...let me see... yesterday, Kondou followed Otae to work...we ended up at some bar... I ran into this idiot and offered to take his drunk ass home...AAHH! I CAN'T REMEBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER. HOW DID IT TURN OUT LIKE THIS!!"
Hijikata glanced back at his sensei and sighed. He grabbed his pants and searched his pockets for a cigarette. Early in highshcool, he had come to accept he had feelings for his sensei, but even still he couldn't feel happy in a situation like this. As he searched for a cigarette, his phone fell out of his pocket. He opened his phone and saw saw he had 52 missed messages. 'GAH!'
"Hijikata where are you?"
'kondo'
"Did you and sensei get home safely? Hey listen I think Otae-san is starting to like me. I asked her out and she told me to commit senpukku but she only bashed me in the head ONCE." Hijikata sweatdropped. 'No, no matter how you look at it that doesn't mean she likes you.'
beep
"Hijikata it's been an 3 hours, where the heck are you. Call me back."
beep
"HI-JI-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAA-"
beep
"ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!"
beep
"Hijikata, the next time you answer your phone you will die...Sougo give me back the phone!!"
beep
Hijikata was about to listen to the next one when he heard a shuffling next to him. He froze and after several seconds, the movement stopped. Hijikata breathed a sigh of relief and was about to grab his clothes when.
"Oogushi-kun?"
'GAH!'
"Oogushi-kun is that you? Why are you in my apartment? Ow, my head hurts. Ginpachi looked around his bedroom." Hijikata turned around and a wave of dread passed through when he noticed the hickeys along Ginpachi's neck, arms, and chest. Their eyes eventually locked and Ginpachi gave him a deadpanned looked.
"We had sex."
"DON'T PUT IT SO BLUNTLY, besides we don't know what really happend." 'yeah right'
"Apparantley you don't watch enough late night drama series', the atmosphere clearly states we did something."
"THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT!" Before he could say something else his phone rang. "Hello."
"Ah!" Ginpachi felt a sharp pain in his back when he tried to move, and Hijikata tried hard to hide his smirk when Ginpachi started grumbling and rubbing his lower back.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU SINCE LAST NIGHT!"
"Kondou, you're too loud." Hijikata held his throbbing head as his friend went on. "I CAME BY YOUR HOUSE TO PICK YOU UP BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" Hijikata felt bad when he heard the concern in his voice. "Yes, I'm fine. Listen I'll see you guys at school."
"Okay but you better hurry, school is about to start."
Hijikata hung up the phone and looked at the clock. 'Just as he said, 10 minutes to get to school. Now to deal with this situation.' Hijikata turned around to find his sensei was gone. 'That bastard, he better not have left without me!'
A few minutes later the door opened and Ginpachi stood in the doorway, fully dressed. Ginpachi rubbed the back of his head in a sheepish gesture and stared at the floor. "I'll give you a ride to shcool."
End Flashback
'Needless to say that ride to school was the worst 10 minutes of his life. How can I possibly talk to that idiot when things are like this. Then again I seem to be the only one who thinks this whole situation is awkward. That idiot how does he expect me to-'
"SENSEI!! I say today we talk about the new feature film: THE IRON SAMURAI: ATTACK OF THE AMANTO! It came out yesterday!" Kondo said as he pulled his costume in all directions to get it unstuck.
"Yeah sensei look at the free table mat I got when I went to see it." Kagura held the corner of it up as she continued to eat her lunch on it.
Shinpachi turned to her " That's a poster of the movie."
"Well speaking of movies, this class has been chosen to be interviewed tomorrow for some film focusing on the daily lives of highschool students. So you don't have to come to class tomorrow. To tell you the truth I think the whole thing is pointless, but nonetheless you should give it your our best. It seems Mr. Oonishi from the second floor has been questioning my methods, and says that we aren't learning anything.
Shinpachi raised his hand, "But sensei, we really aren't learn anything."
"Shinpachi go stand in the hall."
"Sensei , Katsura's hair is in my curry. I can't concentrate." Kagura said, as she poked the ends of his hair with her chopsticks.
"What does that have to do with you concentrating and why are you eating lunch in here in the first place?"
"This curry is 5 days old, but if I eat it here it won't leave a bad smell in my house." gurgle kagura held her stomach. "Sensei can I go to the toilet?! I think I'm going to explode!"
"OI!, DON"T ASK JUST GO! Anyway as I was saying-"
"Sensei, Hijikata's angry aura is distracting me, can I leave the class."
Hijikata popped him in the head. "Go back to sleep." Sougo, that bastard. Anyway how dare these people interrupt my inner thoughts. How's anybody suppose to understand what's happening if I don't get to finish-
BBRRRIIIIINNGG
"Alright, see you guys whenever."
Hijikata let his head fall on the desk. 'dammit'
Shinpachi stood up, as his classmates were leaving. "I'm transferring"
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