Dean Winchester Has No Christmas Spirit by Luvscharlie
"What's that you have?" Dean said, looking away from the road and back quickly as he drove on.
"A candy cane." Sam said, licking it lasciviously.
"Where'd you get it?"
"When I went to pay for the gas, the lady at the counter said I was cute and gave it to me. It's too bad you don't have one." Sam licked it again, slurping loudly to be obnoxious.
Dean grabbed it and tossed it out the window.
"Where's your Christmas spirit?" Sam exclaimed.
"Me? I never had any. Yours is about a mile back on the side of the road."
A/N: This was originally written for the spn_christmas community on Live Journal. This fic had to be exactly 100 words.