Casper was on his way to the throne room. Valaria had sent him a hand written letter requesting that he speak with her right away. He threw open the large wooden doors, marched up to the marble chair and kneeled.

"Your highness."

"Casper. I've asked you here because you're my best knight and I require your assistance. I'm having a human problem. There's a girl by the name of Emily Sterling and I don't like her. I think she's onto the fact that vampires exist and she knows what kills them. Our cameras show that she holds group meetings to discuss vampires. We're sure that she's a threat and is planning an attack on our world."

"But it's impossible for a human to cross between worlds."

"Judging by these humans it might not be as impossible as we thought."

Casper laughed. "I still can't believe you're afraid of a human. I mean lots of them think they know vampires. She's probably just another Twiheart."

Valaria rolled her eyes. "Ugh. Twilight. And that's not the case, she actually knows quite a bit of real vampire knowledge. So I'd like you to get rid of this threat to our civilization."

"You want me to kill a human because she talks about vampires?"

"Are you questioning me?"

Casper saluted her. "No ma'm. I'll get it done right away."

"Good. We've learned that she's having one of these meetings next week. So you have one week to accomplish your mission. Good luck."

He bowed. "Yes ma'm."

"Oh one more thing." She smiled. "Watch out for Hellsing."

Casper laughed at the running joke. Everyone knows Hellsing isn't real, it's just some rumor that's supposed to scare vampires from venturing out into the human realm. Then he set out to do some investigating and at some point, some killing.

Hellsing theme music plays

A certain character (I'm sure you can guess who) woke up and rubbed their eyes. 4:30p.m. was an okay time to wake up. Plenty of time to get ready for an eventful night, and such a beautiful night. They smiled especially for a 'bloodsucker' and headed for the closet. They pulled out a large red coat, and a red hat to put on black hair. To finish the look red tinted sunglasses covered red eyes, and two guns were taken from the desk. They went to a living area and looked at the guy sitting on the sofa. He looked back.

"Hey dweeb you're blocking my show."

"I need a ride. Brianna's house please."

"Not with you dressed like that. I need to go to the movies."

"Drop me off first."

"Can't you drive yourself? You're 22."

"Harry I've told you before I don't have a car. That's why I let you stay here sometimes. You have a car."

Harry continued to look at the screen. "Look Emily if you want a car stop spending money on dress up. Then you wouldn't have to rely on your big brother."

"It's not dress up! It's cosplay!"

"Crapenese that's what I say. Don't you usually go as that cop slut?"

"You mean Seras Victoria? Otherwise known as police girl not cop slut. And yes I usually go as Seras but Ricky won't be there to be Alucard and since it's my outfit I get to be Alucard when he's gone. I'm still bringing my Seras outfit incase Andrea wants to be her."

"Oh. My second guess was that gay reaper."

"Grell Sutcliff. Ride. Now."

Emily grabbed her duffle bag and walked up to Brianna's door. She knocked three time. "Brianna!", and repeated two more times. Shortly after Integra Hellsing opened the door. "Heeeeey girl! You do know Rick's here don't you?"

"What!? He said he wasn't coming!"

"Oh he just texted me a few minutes earlier. He apparently didn't tell you."

Emily walked into the living room. "Richard Cole Highland! Why didn't you tell me you were going to be here!? I got into costume for nothing!"

Rick looked at her. "Sorry. You can be Alucard if you really want."

"No. You're the best Alucard. I'll change fast and then you can change."

After they switched Pip (A.K.A. Andrea Cuno) was ready to do something. "Alright peoples let's get this started. What are we doing? How about we go to a restaurant and freak people out. Like that one time when Ricky made that little kid cry. I could've died laughing."

Ricky blushed. "That wasn't funny. That's just strange and unusual that you laugh at stuff like children crying."

"Ah but I am strange and unusual."

Alexander Anderson (A.K.A Alexander Thompson) shrugged. "But we can't go anywhere if you want to take the van. My mom said she doesn't want you trashing up the van so now I can't give you rides."

Everyone started booing, Brianna rolled her eyes. "You're 22 and still living with your mom."

"I love my mommy."

Andrea played with her lip ring. "Let's do something."

Emily hooked up a PS3. "Just Dance anyone?"