Your Authoress, Liah walked up to a stage in the middle of nowhere, a blood red scroll in hand. "Ohayo, readers. It is I, Liah Cauthon. We are gathered here today because the Naruto cast has something to say. Sasuke and Itachi will begin." Sasuke and Itachi walked up to Liah and she handed Sasuke the scroll. "Ohayo. Itachi and I have some things to say about the Uchiha clan. One, get it through your thick heads, ITACHI AND I ARE THE ONLY UCHIHAS LEFT. We have no siblings who survived Itachi's onslaught, or were out of town when he went on a murderous rampage. Tobi might be Obito though, but that remains to be argued." "Two. I do not like my little brother. I also don't like Sakura, so the ItaSaku paring is stupid. Three, I would not like this Mary-Sue you speak of. I might feed her to Zetzu." "Like wise, I don't like Itachi. I want to kill him. I also don't like people in general. I'm anti-social and emo. Listening to Koi Wa A La Mode a few times might change the emo bit. It's impossible to not be happy while listening to it!" As Sasuke realized what he just said, he ran off into the crowd, blushing fiercely. "To conclude this chapter, I would like to add that Liah owns nothing, except herself, her inner, a few tons of books, a state alchemist watch, flamel necklace, one volume of Naruto manga, known as Teh Manga Of DHOOM!!!, and several Anime dvds. She is writing this for stress relief only, and to channel her anger for idiot authors who think very stupid things about us. Remember, flamers will be tsukioymi-fied!!" "Sayonara!!"