Meg Muffin: *running around the house* WHERE THE MOTHER MCMUFFIN IS MY TAYLOR POSTER?!

Me: *lying around reading Tempted (which I jst finished btw, fawesome!)* Like I know (or care)

Meg Muffin: But he is SHIRTLESS in this pic!

Me: *jumps out of the chair with inhuman speed* Shirtless? Screw Swtizerland, TEAM JAKE!!!!! *runs to help you find it*

Meg Muffin: Kee, btw you forgot to say something.

Me: What is that again? *scratches head*

Meg Muffin: That you don't own the number one best seller...

Me: Meth?

Meg Muffin: No Twilight you nimrod!

Me: Okay okay, you don't have to be so rude. Oh, and I found your poster.

Meg Muffin: Where was it?

Me: DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!! *runs for my life with the poster* ((Okay, you guys can actually start reading now*

FanFic Part 2 Chapter 1

Jacob POV

Before I knew it a geometry book was flying over my head. I ducked.

"Ugh I am so BORED!" Silly Ness. I mentally snorted, SHE was bored?

"Geez Ness, you tryin to kill me ?" I looked at my Nessie lying on the
couch groaning. Since she had the "swine flu" she couldn't go to
school for the rest of the semester and man was she pissed.

She had one arm draped over her face so she was speaking more UP than
TO me, who was on the other side of the room.

"I can't believe they thought I would have the swine flu! I'm fine.
100 percent absolutely fine. All I did was hurt my head and I'm better
now. It's just gramps overreacting."

"Watch it kid," Emmett hollered from the kitchen. He was looking for a
cup for Blondie. I snorted. Vamps and their props. This was getting
ridiculous.

"Try me Teddy bear," she bellowed. I laughed and instantly regretted
it when Jasper had me by the collar. Ironic huh?

"Dog you smell."

"Put him down Uncle Jasper!"

"Apoligize to Em. And mean it."

"Ugh. I'm sorry Uncle Em."

"No your not," Jasper said. He choked me even tighter. I didn't try
to fight back, just to see how far he would go. Don't think I've
forgotten that he was one if the dangerous Cullens. He smiled at my
nervousness and secret admiration.

She pouted. It always works, no matter how old she is. She may look 17
but she's really about 14. Even though I can't really scold people for
being immature. The word was invented just for me.

Jasper released me and Em started searching the cabinets again. I
turned around and military man was gone.

"Ness you can go back to school on Tuesday," I tried.

"But I can't make up the days I missed. Not socially anyways." I
snorted. She thought SHE was in the non-social department? She had a
long way to go.

"This place reeks of vampires, I'm going for a run. You coming?"

She stared me down. "Stupid werewolf," she muttered. I smirked as she
got up to tie her converse.

Once outside I started running and saw she could barely keep up. Wow,
I didn't notice how staying in bed all the time could really take her
strength away.

I stopped and she stopped, panting. "Hey babe you wanna ride on my
back?"

She smiled, as did I, obviously remembering all the times when she
took rides before. I jumped behind a bush and phased. It freaked me
out about how she was so cool with seeing people naked. That would
come back to haunt her in the future I'm sure of it.

I came back out and she climbed aboard. Is it even possible that she
had become even smaller? I howled just to hear her musical laugh
(which sounds exactly like her mom's). When she got on she laughed
just like she did when she was a kid.

Man I Ioved her laugh. No one could get me to grin faster than she
could, not even her Mom. But there was something special about both of
them. And I'm glad that I could treasure even one of them for an
eternity.

I took off at full speed once she discovered the all too familiar
handholds. She shrieked with delight. I barked, which was my way of
laughing in my wolf form.

We went around the perimeter of La Push a few times. Since she was my
soulmate the Cullens were allowed to cross the Border. For now.

After thirty minutes of running without end I took her up to the beach
and unphased where she couldn't see me and put my shorts back on.

After I came back to the beach I saw we were alone except for a few
seagulls. I watched her chase a few of them around.

She was still a little girl at heart. It broke my heart to see how she
has to pretend to be older becuase she's constantly surrounded by
adults and because so many of her peers look up to her.

I love taking her out with me. Not just because I get her alone with
me but becuase she gets to be a kid for once.

I laughed and ran up to her and chased her around the beach until she
got tired. We sat on the beach in each others arms until her stomach
growled.

Oh wait. That was mine. "You hungry Ness?"

"No. But you are." she giggled. I stuck my tounge out at her and she
bit it. Bad vamp.

I walked to the consession stand and grabbed a hot dog and scarfed
that down so fast that I had to buy another one to even satisfy my
hunger the slightest bit.

I bought a soda for Ness and headed back over. She was standing knee
deep in the water. I then noticed what she was wearing.

Faded black jean shorts and a red Camisole. She looked hawt. Not hot,
but HAWT. I snuck up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist.

She stiffened, panicked at first until she realized it was me. Then
she relaxed and smiled and opened her hand.

I leaned my chin on her shoulder and looked down to see what she was
trying to show me. It was a rock.

But this rock seemed familiar. But where have I seen it before?
Suddenly the whole scene shifted.

I blinked. Bad idea. Nessie wasn't in my arms anymore. There was a
vampire with blonde-ish hair. He lunged toward me and all I can think
is I have to save my Nessie!

But I wasn't winning. Which was making me panic and suddenly I was
uncoordinated and I couldn't phase.

I was going to die. But not before I saved my Nessie. Where was she?

I finally spotted her. She was wearing the same outfit as earlier. She
looked up at me nervously. And then I saw it.

I've seen that rock before. Bella had one like it and so did the third
wife.

She was closing her fist. "NO!" but it was too late. Blood was
trickling down the side of her hand.

The vampire in the dark robe turned on Nessie. "NO!"

I woke up screaming in nothing but sweatpants and covered in a thick
coat of sweat.

Nessie was staring into my eyes worried and was shaking me by the
shoulders. "Jake? You okay?"

I wiped my forehead and gripped the sheets to make sure I was really
awake. "Yeah I'm fine Ness." She hopped off of the bed and twirled
around so I could see the new red dress the evil pixie (Alice just
FYI) had bought her for her first day back. Man she was beautiful.

She smiled. "Good cuz it's time for school." I groaned and headed for
the shower. There was a knot in my stomach and it wasn't from hunger.