Excerpt from Dr. Mephesto's medical journal, July 31, 1997

Today I have taken blood samples from every citizen of South Park, and I tested each DNA sample for Junk strands of DNA. i found that in the following married couples expecting a baby have what I'm looking for.

1. Mr. and Mrs. Marsh

2. Mr. and Mrs. McCormick

3. Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski

4. Ms. Liane Cartman and John Elwood

They are all expecting boys soon, and my wife, Bethany, is expecting a child as well. We will not know the gender of the child until he/she is born because Hells Pass is full of moronic doctors who will more than likely kill either my child or my wife.

9 Months later, October 31,1998

pov-

I'm sitting in the hallway at Hells Pass, anxious to learn the condition of my children. They killed my wife and my children are still in there on life support. The doctors refuse to tell me anything about my babies. All that I know is that they're twin girls and they had to do surgery at the last minute to get them out. They put Bethany to sleep during the procedure, but she had a severe allergic reaction to the morphine and died slowly while my babies suffocated inside her womb.

Child care services are here to take the infants after i sign the birth certificates and give them both names. What do you name children that you will never get to know? I think I will call one Brandy, my mothers name, and the other Candy, Bethany's middle name. my girls shall have their mothers maiden name instead of mine so as not to embarrass them or lead them to me. they cannot know anything about me, so they must not be able to trace their last name back to me.

Brandy Dawn Kane and Candy Mae Kane. My daughters I will never get to know. I will watch from a distance as the Junk strands in their blood transform them into super-humans. I will check in on them every so often, but they will never know me as a father. They will grow up in Greenley for the time being, until they reach about eight years old, and then I will send them to south park to meet with the boys who share their DNA.

First day at South Park Middle School - Kenny's POV

Me, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking into the hallway towards our lockers when I noticed something was off. Cartman and Kyle were fighting about something like whether people can slip on banana peels, Stan was ignoring them and occasionally rolling his eyes when they asked his opinion on the stupid subject, and I was busy noticing whatever the hell was off.

"You can't slip on a banana peel, dipshit! Just because it was on Tom and Jerry doesn't make it real! Isn't that right, Stan?"

"Mhmm" Stan said, not even paying attention, to occupied staring at the random hot twins walking up.

"goddamnit Kahl it wasnt on fucking Tom and Faggot Jerry! I don't watch stupid children's cart-"

"Um, excuse me? Can you show us where lockers 196 and 197 are?" one of the girls asked. They were impossible to tell apart aside from their hair color. One of them had blue and silver streaks on her emo cut bangs and all throughout her hair with pure silver necklaces, bracelets, and rings; and the other had pink and purple highlights all the way around her hair and a wooden cross necklace with the tip sharpened to a point.

"Yes, my dear, right this way!" I said with a wink to the blue-silver-streaked girl. she giggled and blushed.

"Lead the way, Blondie!" pinkie said.

"The names McCormick. Kenny McCormick. This is Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and that fat blob of fat over there is Eric Cartman!" I said as he pointed to them as they were smiling and waving, all except for Cartman who grunted and rolled his eyes dramatically as if we cared.

"Ay, you ass fucking son of a whore! You don't ever roll your fucking eyes at us!" the one with the blue and silver hair yelled at Cartman.

"Ay, who do you think you are trying to copy you bitch! Cartman yelled at her.

" You better not talk to my sister like that!" The pink and purple haired girl said.

"What are you going to do about it?" He said as he grinned.

"I'm going to kick you ass! you son of a bitch" her eye turning black with golden specks all throughout the iris.

"Let get out of here, sis. Before someone gets hurt." the blue and silver girl said.

"Yeah! Run back home you little baby!" Cartman said laughing as he turned to the crowd.

"What are your names?" I yelled as they walked away. But they didn't hear me because they wear arguing about something. So I have to wait to see them again. Goddammit! This is going to be a fun day...