Disclaimer: I own nothing of Primeval or its characters. No copyright intended.
A/N: So this is random. lol! It's a very short, very silly little One-Shot that the one and only Cehsja insisted for me to post.
Enjoy!
"Danny! Danny hide me!"
Danny turned, seeing Connor run in and duck behind him. "Hi Connor, good morning to you, too."
"Danny, you have to get me out of here."
"...I'm sorry? You entered the room yourself, Connor."
"No! Danny! You know when I said Abby was going to kill me over the fungus thing?"
"...Yeah...?"
"Well, I was kidding at the time but apparently it's not much of a joke anymore."
"Connor, are you implying that your girlfriend is literally trying to murder you?"
"Who told you she was my girlfriend?"
"Guess I just sorta assumed..."
"No, no-"
"Connor!" Connor and Danny froze, hearing Abby's enraging voice.
"Good luck, mate." Danny patted his shoulder.
"Will you just get me out of here!?"
"C'mon! Abby's no murderer, Connor. She loves animals, doesn't she?"
"She's lost it, Danny! She's crazy! She shot Becker! With a tranqu! Three times! I'm not safe! And neither are you, for that matter!"
"What did I do?"
"Uhhh, help expand the fungus?"
"Oh..."
"Danny. Please."
"There you are!" Abby entered the room, Abby holding a real gun in her hands. "I've been lookin' all over for ya, Conn. Oh and Danny! You, too."
Danny gulped down nothing but air and ran out the opposite door, screaming his way out.
Connor grinned at Abby and once they knew he was out of hearing range they burst out laughing.
"I was sure we'd have to do more convincing than that!"
"Yeah!" Abby nodded. "I was hoping I could actually shoot Becker."
"Hey guys," Sarah entered. "Why did Danny just run out of the ARC yelling 'crazy govs with guns'?"
Abby and Connor burst out in laughter once again and Sarah just stood there, her brow raised, and sighed.
"Oh, I don't even care." and she walked out, leaving the two buffoons to their hysterical laughing.
THE END
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