Desperate Housewives revamped.
Lynette is in the car with her son Preston outside a bar where Warren Shilling is a regular customer.
She is trying to convince her son into telling her the whereabouts of his twin brother Porter.
'Mom I'm sorry but I can't tell you where he is. Warren wants him dead!' Preston cries to his mother.
'Well, In that case …' Lynette revs the car up. Her son's eyes widen.
'Mom?'
'There are times when I have to put myself in a position that I'm not comfortable with but if it keeps you
Safe then I'm just gonna' have to deal with that'
Warren walks out drunk and screaming in slurred words.
Lynette moves forward but Preston stops her.
'Mom don't , he's with grandma!'
Lynette stops but there is a sickly thump. They hear a groaning sound.
' Oh God', she gasps. 'We hit the bastard!'
'We?' asks Preston. Lynette leaves the car but before Preston can escape she locks the door and screams
'The ginger did it!'
When Lynette calls Porter for the second time to bring him home she fakes her own car crash.
Porter and his grandmother Stella enter the hospital.
'Hi is there a Lynette Scavo here' he asks the receptionist .
' No there is no record of that name in here.
Porters face goes pale and turns to his grandmother in horror.
' Does that mean she's dead?'
Lynette and Tom both jump out from behind a person in a wheel chair. Porter clutches his chest in shock while his grandmother suffers a minor heart attack.
' Couldn't you guys just call me to come back?' gasps Porter still suffering from shock.
'Uh yeah , but there's no fun in that.' replies Tom
' By the way Lynette have you seen Preston?'
Tom forms a rock band but Lynette is not happy about it at all.
'Hey Dave what do you think we should call our band?' asks Tom as he admires his own bass guitar.
' How about Blue Odessey?' He suggests. Tom shakes his head.
'I like Blink 182!'
'Tom for the last freakin' time that name has already been taken.'
' I know' Tom says , eyes shining. 'Some say the number 182 is the number of sexual encounters they had'
' Well , you with your 5 ( or more can't tell with you anymore.) kids that I wouldn't be surprised if you've had s - e… Hi Lynette! Didn't see you there,' Dave says. Lynette peers at her own garage suspiciously .
' What are you guys doing ?' Lynette asks suspiciously .
'Starting a rock band!' Tom whooped and ruffled Dave's hair even though Dave was planning all their deaths.
'Why?' moans Lynette who was tired of her husband's 'dreams' .
Dave cut in 'We thought we'd put your garage to good use .How does the name Blue Odessey sound?'
' I like the name blink 182 better.' replied Lynette. Tom and Lynette give each other high fives.