The Legend of Zelda III

The Return

Chapter 1

Hi, I'm Link. Be more specific? You know. The one that defeated Ganon? Wears a green tunic? Used items like a bow and arrow and bombs? Seriously!? Fine the Link from Zelda 1 and 2. Got it? Now I was just wandering about my house when Impa, who for some reason appeared in this timeline, gave me a letter. It was from Zelda. Well, this should keep me busy for the next month. Yadda yadda yadda. Ganon maybe captured me, split the Triforce of Wisdom, scattered across Hyrule, save me. Ugggh. The same thing over and over. I asked Impa "How many shards did she split it into this time." Imps replied 64. WHAT! "Relax," she said "I have one right here. Take it. You only have to find 63. It isn't that bad. Also I will have to confiscate all of your items and scatter them across the land in various dungeons. Bye!" She only left me one fragment and my sword. My normal boring sword. (Sigh). I guess I better go.

I happened to live right in front of a dungeon. There is a sign outside that says tutorial. I think the guy who wrote it was insane. All throughout the dungeon there are signs that say stuff like: "Swing your sword using A" or "Use items by pressing B" Definitely insane. I don't even have any items yet. Someone took them. (Cough Impa cough). All the monsters are octorocks that don't fire or move. It's really stupid. One drops a boomerang. What? Why. It doesn't make any sense, but whatever. The boss is a blue octorocks who also doesn't move or shoot. Bam, Triforce shard. I win. Easy.

Now I think I'll take a break from all the not at all hard work. Read the next chapter when it comes out please.