It was a Thursday afternoon in Bikini Bottom, the home of SpongeBob and his friends. And in SpongeBob's House, SpongeBob and Patrick were watching "The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." "Oh, Boy, Patrick, this is gonna be the best episode ever!" SpongeBob replied. "You can say that again," Patrick said. "The best episode ever!" SpongeBob said. "Okay,'' Patrick replied. (And now…

The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! And wait a sec…. Whoops... It just appears that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have been cancelled due to retirement. And again, it appears that we're going to do reruns of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy due to retirement. We're sorry and now, "The Original Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!) "Oh, my Gosh, Patrick, what're gonna do? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are retiring. Now the original adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are boring and original." "But, SpongeBob, I thought you like originals. Like original books, original games or even, original TV like Mermaid Boy and Barnacle Man." "Don't you mean "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy"?" SpongeBob explained.

"Huh? Oh, yeah! I forgot," So they went to Shady Shoals (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Retirement Home) to talk to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy about the show's retirement. "You guys, why'd you Quit on your TV show? You were awesome on that TV show that looks like… (Fighting noises) "Okay, okay, stop! We quitted on our show because were too old and stay here for the rest of our senior citizen lives." Barnacle Boy said. Then Mermaid Man answered. "And the folks who kicked us out of our company that we host our TV shows, we feel kinda horrible and left the company and even

They said, "You're too old to host "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Co." and so we left the company and started our secret hide-out and-and..." "We already have a hide-out, the Mermalair, you old coot," Barnacle Boy explained. "And so, we're hosting our own TV show in the Mermalair. But we can't, because the folks who kicked us out on the company were right. We are too old." "Hey, that's quitter talk," "Patrick, what're you doing?'' "You can do this, I swear," "The fat pink boy's right, Barnacle Boy," "We can do this. We just have to get the equipment so we can get the TV shows running. We can do this. We're winners!" "Oh, brother," Barnacle Boy replied.

"Come on, Barnacle Boy, let's do the rings!" Mermaid Man replied. "But why? We're too-"Hey, it doesn't matter if we're too old to do the TV show or not. We're still superheroes!" "Yeah, Mermaid Man, you can do this, just believe in yourselves, you just gotta believe! (That's from Mindy from the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.)" "Barnacle Boy, let's do this," (And so, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy….. Unite!) And then they reunited as all for one and one… for all.

French Guy:
Saturday Morning…..

"Oh, Boy, Patrick, I can't believe this is finally happening! We helped Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy host their newest episodes." "Hey, look, it's starting!" Patrick explained. (And now… The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are now playing checkers. Who will win? There goes Mermaid Man with his first move. (Slam!) And now, Barnacle Boy's turn. Double Slam! And now while continuing the game; we'll be right back after these messages!) "No way," Patrick replied again. "Yes way! And now….. Man Sponge…" "And Boy Patrick…" (Both) Unite!

French Guy:

Ah, they have the craziest adventures in Bikini Bottom, No?