A Songfic for Bowser
Majin Magus
Note: I didn't write this song. It's Electrasy's 'Cosmic Castaway.'
Lose my head to the chemical freeway
Comin' up on overload
In a mystic new dimension
Purify and sanctify me
What, so I'm in no end game
Move my piece right off the board
Losing sure is easy so I am no more
Bowser crossed his arms and fell heavily into his throne. Another failed attempt at taking over the Mushroom Kingdom. Now the size of his army had decreased significantly, and he himself was a trifle wounded. Those stupid Mario Brothers, if only they weren't here, he could win in one easy swipe.
But I'm not broken, in my dream I win
In here I'm nothing, a Cosmic Castaway
The Koopa King sighed to himself. Even after defeat after defeat he was still going to try. Naturally, since he was the bad guy, he lost. But did things always turn out like some storybook author had written them? It didn't seem likely. He imagined, that during the next attack, Mario and Luigi would finally fall and he could fulfill his dream.
In my head I'm a chemical dreamer
Speed up to burn out mode
Comin' up in the 5th dimension
Beautify don't crucify me, yeah
So I need no mind game poisoning my lonely soul
Losing sure is easy so I am no more
As the moments ticked by in the torch-lit throne room, Bowser sat in silence, thinking to himself. The details of the battle replayed slowly in his head. He tried to think what had gone wrong. Nothing had gone wrong, it was just those two damn plumbers. Once they showed up, everything spun out of control at high speed.
But I'm not broken, in my dream I win
And I take over, coz I'm no loser
And I'm in and you're not, bad dreams don't stop
But I'm all screwed up, a Cosmic Castaway
A Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway
After thinking about defeat, Bowser's thoughts always went to the grand vision of victory in his head. The Mushroom Kingdom and all its people would be under his control and the Marios would be no more, of course. Peach would relinquish control to him right after the plumbers' fall. It would be glorious.
And I want but have not
Bad dreams, lust thoughts
In here with no pain, you hurt me again
And I want but have none
I should beat the alien
But here I'm no one, a Cosmic Castaway
a Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway
a Cosmic Castaway
Bowser sunk deep into his throne. Every single time he was defeated by those two heroes. Each time what he wanted, when he almost reached his goal, Mario and Luigi pushed him away. It wouldn't be so bad if they were Mushroom people, but then, if they were Mushrooms, they wouldn't stand a chance against him.
"Hmmm…. What an interesting idea! If those two brothers were stubby Mushroom people, then they couldn't jump to save their lives!" Bowser smirked evilly. "Which may very well be the case… Mwa Hahaha!"
And he went off to plan a new strategy.