" are u ready to do some frick " dave whispered to john, his pogohammer as long as the statue of liberty's dinglehopper
john squealed when he saw the overheated bread stick in daves underwear and was like "oooh dave yes please take me now no homo tho"
dave was all dominant and shit and was like "ye" so he took off his pants revealing the hot baked goods inside his pants and pulled down johns booty shorts to show off his zillyhoo
dave was all like "dayum egg ur dickle rickle needs some lickle lickle" so john was like "aaaaa yes dave pls lick the dick still not a homo tho" so dave used his yaoi hand to gently caress at the inner thigh and john was hentai moaning like in a yaoi
so dave moved down to the pizza rolls and the french bread and started banging on that drum while john was screaming and moaning like he got penetrated in the ass with a leek
"aaaaaaadAAVVVVVEEEYEYEYEYEEYEYEYEYYEE" john screamed as his jelly donut released the confetti onto daves dancefloor
dave was then like "r u ready for the leek" and john was like all sensually and shit "the lEEK but still no homo" so dave took off their tighty whities to reveal daves wet sponge and john was like "holy fuckcouch" so dave took the goods and penetrated john with it bc daves all cool like that
plus dave didnt take off those sick shades thats like as cool as frick
but the twink being penetrated was all screaming and moaning like in a tentacle hentai and was like "im about to release the KRAKIN" and then dave shot out the vanilla cream inside johns donut while john was breaking the pinata and releasing all the candy
"davvee..,,,,,.," john the shota god whispered
" yes my son" dave purred like an angry feline creature
"no homo"
fin