Sibling Feuds

"Ow!!! Jenna, listen to me! Oh...for the love of Venus..." Felix screamed.

"I won't listen!!! And I don't give two cents about Venus!!!" Jenna screamed back, chasing his brother with the scabbard of her Tisiphone Edge.

"JENNA! I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR DIARY! YOU LEFT IT ON YOUR BED!!!" Felix protested. "Ouch!"

"Felix," Jenna's voice was awfully cool. Cool enough to freeze the Lamakan Desert. "I always lock up my diary."

"SO?!?!?"

"So, you must have cracked my security system to get to it."

Jenna's security system consisted of 18 safes and 24 padlocks. It was so big, in fact, that her room needed an extra-big closet to house it. In addition to her massive wardrobe.

"WHAT?!?! HOW COULD I HAVE CRACKED...WHAT? 24 PADLOCKS?"

"Who knows what you're capable of? You must have done something horrible to have to clean the whole house every day for a year."

"Jenna, I'm warning you..." Felix's hand slid over to his Sol Blade. "OUCH!!!"

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!" Jenna yelled.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!!" Felix yelled back, unsheathing his Sol Blade.

"That blade is awfully heavy, you know! You'll never get me!" Jenna taunted.

"Wait...I have it somewhere!" Felix ran to his room and started tossing random objects around.

Jenna watched in amusement. "You are simply begging me to hit you."

"Then bring it on!" Felix stood up, carrying a Tisiphone Edge.

Jenna gasped. "FELIX! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!"

"Jenna, who was it that got us through Mercury, Venus, Jupiter AND Mars Lighthouse?"

"..."

"No answer? Then let's see which is stronger, your Tisiphone Edge or its scabbard."

"Why, you...OUCH!"

Felix smiled smugly. "I guess your sword wins."

"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Life's not fair. How would YOU like staying in Prox with Saturos, Menardi, Agatio and Karst breathing down your neck every second for three years?"

"Felix, shut up. Go play your cello or something, you suck at these fights."

"I'll see about that!...OUCH!...owie...ow...OUCH!...OKAY, I GIVE!...I SURRENDER!...UNCLE! UNCLE!...ouch..."

Jenna was still beating Felix up. "TAKE THAT!...AND THAT!...NO SURRENDER!...HA!...SO YOU RECOGNIZE ME AS SUPERIOR, DON'T YOU?"

"Yes! Yes! I give!"

"HA!"

Felix started bawling like a baby.

"Oh, for the love of Mars, how could you cry from THAT? You never cried when the Doom Dragon practically sat on you!"

"You'll see..." Felix replied smugly.

It was then that the door downstairs opened. "Felix! Jenna! I'm home!"

Jenna paled, and Felix kept on crying.

Ivy came up the stairs to find that her son was curled up near the staircase, sobbing.

"There, there, now. Felix, dear, what's wrong?"

"...Jenna!...hit me...WAA!!!!!!!!"

Garet was taking his afternoon walk. As he passed by Jenna's home, he observed her being chased around and around by her mother, who was hitting her with an armchair.

The moral of the story: Don't make your older brother cry. Especially when your mom walks in the door. The oldest kid is always favored by the mother.