AN: This was the first fanfic I ever wrote. It is meant to be stupid and funny. I am editing all of my stories, but this had minimal edits because of its nature.

Tifa "Cloud I'm pregnant!"

9 Months Later

They were in a hospital. The walls were white, the floor was white, and the ceiling was white.

Tifa "They came out!"

Cloud "They did?"

Tifa " Here's the boy,"

Cloud took him, and as he touched him, he exclaimed "It's Zack!"

Tifa "It is!?"

Tifa "There's a girl too."

Cloud "There is?"

Cloud took her, and when he touched her, he exclaimed "It's Aerith!"

Tifa "It is!?"

Cloud "Yeah, I just know!"

Tifa "You do?"

Cloud "Yeah."

7 Years Later

Cloud "Hey, you can't kiss your sister!"

Zack "Why not?"

10 years later

Cloud "You can't go to the prom with your sister!"

Zack "But, I want to!"

15 years later

Cloud "What do you mean your marrying your sister?"