A/N A sheer burst of randomness elicited from my brain.
To the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel."
I don't own either.
POP! Goes Itachi!
Truly Itachi feared little.
Little stirred his anger or contempt, except perhaps people's lack of manners. However, try as he might, he did not suspect to come across something coming out of a civilian child's mouth to harass him so.
The lyrics were simple, the wording obvious. But it irked him to no end, to see his legacy and reputation of mercilessness go to tatters because of it.
Of course, the child had no idea how much danger he was in so he continued to sing.
"All around Konoha Streets,
Gai-Sensei chased Kisame.
Deidara stopped to blow something up,
Pop! Goes Itachi."
As the ceramic glass of tea in the Uchiha's hands broke into a thousand pieces (precicly) the world went still.
Oh yes…someone was going to die.
Elsewhere…at a Ramen Stand
"...Naruto paused to Dattebayo
Sai called Sakura "Ugly."
Kakashi watched him fly through a wall
Pop! Goes Itachi."
Graarrrr! If Sakura heard another kid rhyme her violent nature again she was going to smash through some buildings to get her point of, "Shutting the hell up," across. The ramen bowl in front of her seemed to quiver and the glare it was receiving.
"Ne Sakura?" her blonde kyuubi bro commented, sitting by her side, ever cautious of her temper. "At least it's catchy ne?"
Her ramen bowl quickly found itself adorning Naruto's head.
Oh yes...someone was going to die.
Somewhere in Grass Country...
Sasuke sneezed, violently.
He had just gotten the strangest feeling that someone (or perhaps more, he had sneezed twice now) was out to get him…weird.
At the top of their lungs, Team Hawk continued to sing loudly:
"All around Konoha Streets,
Gai-Sensei chased Kisame.
Deidara stopped to blow something up,
Pop! Goes Itachi."
"...Naruto paused to Dattebayo
Sai called Sakura "Ugly."
Kakashi watched him fly through a wall..."
The volume increased.
"Pop! Goes Itachi."
Owari
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