Kyle's Jealousy
By: esmtz
Cartman stood in front of the game store, eyes wide and hungrily staring at the latest video game that just came out. He watched as a girl was about to buy a copy, making him roll his eyes.
"If only my mom didn't spend all the money she had whoring around, I would have had the chance to get that awesome video game," he said to himself as he pressed his face against the window and looked on with hearts in his eyes practically in love with the new game.
Cartman didn't know that Stan and Kenny were just across the street from him, watching him curiously.
"Dude, you don't honestly think Cartman might be falling in love with a girl would he?" Stan asked Kenny.
They had been following him since he started acting strange a few days ago.
"Who knows dude. That would be a first and all this time I thought that lardbutt was gay," Kenny replied.
"Yeah or he might just be obsessing over a new video game," Stan just rolled his eyes, "that would be so like Cartman…"
"Yeah I know, but it's kinda hard to tell the way he's looking at that blond girl," Kenny said.
Suddenly Kyle shows up and walks up to his friends.
"Hey guys what's up?"
"Uh…" Stan was about to say something, but Kenny elbowed him and gave him a look.
Kyle raised one of his eyebrows, wondering what was going on.
"Dude, have you noticed that fatass has been acting strange lately?" Kenny asked.
"Uh yeah, why?" Kyle responded.
Kenny looks at him and then turns to look back at Cartman, making Kyle look and his eyes went wide as he saw that Cartman was talking to a blond girl.
"DUDE!" Kyle yelled out in surprise.
"We know Kyle…" Stan said as he looked at Kenny with a raised brow.
"Dude, just follow me on this. I'm curious to see how Kyle reacts to this," Kenny whispered to Stan.
"Kickass!"
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny heard Cartman say as he started walking with the girl. Kyle started getting angry as he ran up towards him.
"Cartman?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Kyle yelled at him.
Cartman just smirked.
"Well, hello to you too Khal, I haven't even said anything and already your pissed. Do you still have that sand in your vagina Khal?"
Kyle started turning red.
"Goddammit Cartman! No!" He yelled back.
"Well if you don't mind, Jew, I'm going to go hang out with MY new friend. See you later asshole!" Cartman continued to smirk at him as he left with the girl.
Kyle was beyond pissed and he didn't even know why.
"Come on, dude lets go to my place and play video games," Stan said walking up to his best friend and putting a hand on his shoulder.
"No thanks, Stan. Maybe some other time," Kyle replied with his fists clenched as he turned and left.
"Uh, Kenny? What the hell is going on with Kyle?" Stan asked confused and slightly hurt that Kyle didn't want to hang out with him.
Kenny just laughed and shook his head.
"Don't worry about him dude, he'll be fine. I think he's just mad that fatass decided to hang out with someone else then with him and it just happened to be a girl."
"Kenny, Kyle hates Cartman so why on earth would he care about who he hangs out with?" Stan asked still confused.
"I don't know. Maybe you should ask Kyle that," Kenny said, "hey can I come over and play since Kyle said no? I don't really want to go home right now."
"Yeah, sure dude. Let's go."
Both boys headed towards Stan's house.
Author's note: I just wanted to say that yesterday was my birthday. I turned 19 (smiles big) anyway I've had this idea for a story for quite some time now and I just felt like I needed to actually make it into one. Please leave me comments and tell me what you think so far thanks! This is more than likely gonna be a short story, but who knows. My stories tend to have minds of their own once I start them.