A/N so this is my 1st fanfic.. but ive bene reading them since like EVER and yah. i came with this idea in a dream i had like 3 years ago after i read the 5th book. somethings might nto make total sense cause they dont completely to me either sometimes but ask anyways and il try to explain. ok so here it goes!

I'm on the plane heading to London sitting beside some 3 year old with a short temper and a huge dislike for seat belts. His dad reminds be a lot of Vin Diesel, which really scares me and I'm a bit afraid for the little guy. He's demanding for his toys, which he lost during the beginning of the flight due to his anger towards his dad for making him wear his seat belt.

"RYDER STOP PULLING AT IT! NO MORE CARS FOR YOU! SIT DOWN"

This is going to be a LONG ride!

I just block them out and look out the window. Hoping this school isn't like all the others.

I always manage to slip and curse someone in parsletounge. Next thing I know everyone is looking at me like I'm crazy and start getting suspicious. Everyone has heard of my father "The darkest and most powerful wizard of all". Sure no one will ever get remotely close to actually figuring that out but there's always going to be that worry that someone will be smart enough to put the pieces together. I laugh to myself. Whenever I think about people finding out I always imagine a huge mob carrying pitchforks and fire and stuff. Of course our people don't do that, there will still be bright lights and probably a huge mob. But there will defiantly be no pitchforks.

Why couldn't my father be normal? I could live in peace. No one knows I even exist! I'm just an American orphan that can't stay out of trouble! BUT NO! He just HAS to go ahead and kill everyone! He just HAS to be the ALMIGHTY LORD VOLDEMORT! To me just he's just an almighty pain in the ass. Gosh I really wish that my parents just sent me off to an orphanage the second I was born that way I would never have to suffer and know what I might become one day. NO I can't think like that! I will never EVER become ANYTHING like my father. I actually can't wait to meet potter, and professor Dumbledore! The two people that my father absolutely DESPISE and is completely the opposite of. Maybe I'll even become friends with potter.

There's some guy my mom talks about…. Muffins? No that's not it… molly? Not even close… darn me, and my short attention span, I should really listen to my mom every once in a while! Well anyway. Some guy that my mom knows goes to Hogwarts. My mother seems to like him so it has become my number one goal to humiliate him BIG TIME! Lets see what she thinks of dear Malfoy then! Mwahaha! And so, in the back of my mind i start to plan Malfoy's humiliation. Wait a second... MALFOY THAT'S IT! Wow… if people only knew what was going on in my mind. I would probably be on medication.

Come to think of it we should be arriving soon. And sure enough the seat belt sign turns on and the pilot announces our decent. The kid's screams of freedom snap me out of my fantasies of humiliating that muffin kid my mom likes so much. Hey that's a pretty good nickname, Muffins! Oh that should piss him off! I start chewing a piece of gum so pop my ears as we decend to London.

The letter from Hogwarts said that someone was meeting me at the airport to take me to dragon alley or something like that. I'm supposed to buy all of my school supplies there. I got to baggage claim and found my one suitcase. I really don't need that much since I'm buying everything in Diagon Alley. That's what it was called! Not Dragon Alley. Gosh I can be so clueless sometimes! As I walk out the door to the waiting room, I look for anyone attempting to dress like a muggle but looking incredibly stupid instead. I figure that they probably forgot about me and I go and sit down.

"Victoria Rochester?"

I turn around to face a pair of knees. That doesn't seem right, I look up, higher and higher. Does this guy ever end? I always thought I was pretty tall, at least for a girl. I'm 6 feet tall. But this guy he's at least twice my height. So in other words, 12 FEET TALL! That's pretty messed up! I look up at his face, I can barely see it. His face is covered with a large bushy beard and framed by even longer and bushier hair. He starts laughing a big booming laugh. Everyone is looking at us. "don't you worry your pretty little head, I aint goin' ter eat yeh darlin'. Il explain everythin' when we get ter Diagon ally," Im still too stunned to say anything so I just nod and follow him out.

As we walk out of the airport I regain my voice and I ask " what are you? OH im sorry I didn't mean to be so rude!"

"s'alright, no need to beat you self up, i know it's a little odd seeing someone my size. But ill tell you when we get there I don't want to be overheard."

A/N ok i know its a little on the short side but il try and update later. remember to press the little "go" button and tell me what you think

-love yah lots -lina

P.S. im going camping for the weekend and i wont be able to update till at least tuesday

P.P.S ok so its tuesday but the new stephenie meyer book came out today soo.. the update might take a little longer than expected. hopefully it will be up by thursday night

AND YAY MY 1ST REVIEW! thank you Taylia Riddle! XD btw, the trip was awsome, i went surfing and my instructer was a hot australian guy.. who was VERY flirtatious! how much better can you get?!