Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and this bag of pretzels. Yum!
It was a sunny day in Konoha, the birds were chirping, the grass was growing, and no one was wondering why the Land of Fire's main ninja village was called the "Village Hidden in the Leaves" which has nothing to do with fire at all. I mean, seriously, what's up with that? Matt and company were currently walking to the village's front gate.
Matt, adjusting his headband: I hate these stupid things, why the fuck would you upset your balance by placing a heavy metal plate on your forehead?
Brogan, fashioning hers around her waist: You don't have to put it on your head, it can go anywhere.
Pat, holding his headband in his hands: But isn't it a headband? Shouldn't it be designed to fit on the head?
Matt, moving his to his right shoulder: And wouldn't it make more sense to place it around your neck, that areas more likely to get hit then your forehead?
Pat: Yeah, would have saved Sasuke a lot of trouble... but that's his main source of power currently in the series... huh, guess it's a double-edged sword.
Matt: Yeah, another thing, why isn't the transformation just enough to be a totally kick ass fighter, you could just transform into a giant diamond swordsman and kill your opponent.
Pat: Yeah, and how come no one uses the log switch-out move anymore, I only see them get the shit beat out of them now.
Matt: I know, and what's up with taijutsu? I've never seen a ninja punch and kick his opponent to death.
Brogan: Will you two stop pointing out the various flaws of this series, the gates coming up and we don't want to cause a scene!
Matt and Pat: Fine, Meanie Pants!
The trio calmly walked into the village, and no one paid any attention to them.
Brogan: Ok, just gotta get an empty apartment and then set up home base. Got it?... Pat?... Matt?
Brogan turned around to notice that her two companions were missing.
Brogan: Go mother fucking damn it.
Meanwhile,...
Pat: You sure Brogan won't get mad that we ditched her to go get food?
Matt: Since when do you care about her feelings?
Pat: Ah touche, so that ramen place around here?
Matt: Yeah, it should...
Matt's eyes suddenly spotted a person in an orange jumpsuit with blond spiked hair.
Matt: Oh my god! It's Goku! And he's in Super Saiyan mode! Come on Vegeta, we have to fight him!
Vegeta, now in Super Saiyan mode: Kakarot! Today you die!
Matt and Vegeta suddenly attacked "Goku" sending him flying into a building.
Matt, walking up to the unconscious body: Huh, that was easy.
Vegeta: Uh, that's not Kakarot.
Matt: what are you talking about? He's wearing an orange jumpsuit with spiked blond hair, it must be him.
Vegeta: Yeah, but Kakarot isn't a 12 year old, and his doesn't have those fucking line things on his face... what the hell are those things?
Matt: Ah,... I see your point... lets get the fuck out of here before the cops show up.
Vegeta then flew off into space.
Matt, running past Pat: Gotta run! Accidentally beat up 12 year old!
Matt and Pat then ran off to find Brogan.
Back to Brogan,...
Brogan was quietly setting up various equipment in the apartment she had just finished acquiring, when Matt and Pat burst through the window.
Brogan: You guys suck! I had to do this by myself!
Pat: What good would we have been? Neither of us are trusted with the Company Credit Card since the Hooker Avalanche Incident!
Brogan: Whatever... we're lucky that this universe has no problem with teenagers living in apartments by themselves with no form of parental supervision.
Matt: Thus, proving my theory that Japan has no Child Protective Services.
Pat: So, what's the plan?
Brogan: We wait here for further instruction.
Matt: Whatever, if we're gonna be here for a few hours, we might as well get some ramen.
Brogan: Matt, what an uncharacteristically kind gestu...
Matt: Brogan, go get us some ramen!
Brogan: God damn it.
Far away,...
Sesshomaru, sitting up in a tree: Where is this older brother who claims to be eviler then I? Why does he refuse to show himself?
He then examined his left arm.
Sesshomaru: It seems time to get a replacement.
Suddenly, a tower of black flame exploded in the distance.
Sesshomaru: Perfect.
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