Authors Note: Er... I broke my promise... that 'cards of 4bidden was suppose to be out by... like last month... but got writers' block... so chill! So... I wrote another fanfic... sorry people... I'll revise this sad excuse for a fan fiction... nothing new... too much homework... I PROMISE YOU... THIS FANFIC WILL BE MUCH BETTER... HOPEFULLY... Damn! I'm loosing my touch! Damn all those essays I've done about Thomas Jefferson! Damn it!
Special thanks to 'Little Fire Demon'... you wussy dump ass... you were suppose to help me!
I'm going to revise this later... only rough draft.... Eeeeeee... look at the time... got to go!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Another history paper! Damn it! See ya! Damn! Another book report?! This has been the 10th book report I done!!! Damn it!
PLEASE Don't Enjoy this crap all right?
PLEASE HAVE A SICK TWISTED MIND B4 READING...
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Far, far away...
Okay, not that far away...
In the time of 196 AC
The OZ Colonies now destroyed...
Our five brave Gundam Wing boys...
Walk down the street of... uh...............
Well anyway...
They have lost their occupation ever since it all ended...
Now the adventure unfolds again, as our heroes' story continues...
Narrator: The Gundam Wing boys were walking down the streets of... uh... damn! I can't think of a name... hold on... uh... Hensupika Street!
Duo: I'm bored! I want to go somewhere!
Trowa: And I wonder where that might be...
Wufei: Yes, we know that Maxwell!
Trowa: Ever since the war ended, we've lost our occupations... I'm practically getting sick and tired of getting my 'buns' burned by that annoying clown.
Heero: Need help? ^Takes gun out and loads it with bullets^
Trowa: ...
Duo: Hey! You guys! Lets go that a party! You know that party where it would be fun!
Trowa: The last party we went to was to a girl's birthday party. Heero killed nearly killed everyone in sight.
Heero: I had a reason. We were dying in that pink room, and that the only solution I could of think of was killing that girl with that Barbie doll... reminds me of a guy in pink spandex...
Quatre: I like pink spandex!
Everyone suddenly takes a couple steps away from Quatre.
Duo: What the hell?!
Wufei: Injustice!
Trowa: ...
Heero: Omae O Korosu.
Quatre: Guys, guys, guys! I was kidding... hehe ... I didn't mean that... hehe... why would anyone like pink... hehe ^_^;;
Duo: Good... phew...
Wufei: Injustice!
Trowa: ...
Quatre: ^hides in corner, takes pink spandex out and burns it with a match. Suddenly sprints back in position^
Duo: Well... please! Can we go! I heard this party's going to be a blast!
Everyone: ...
Duo: ^grabs everyone by collar and starts walking^ Whether it's hell or not... I'm pulling you guys down with me... and Heero, put that gun down...
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Gundam Wing boys... now at the party... opening the door...
Wufei: This better be good Maxwell.
Duo: ^Turns knob of door and goes in...^ It will, trust me. It'll be the best party we ever...
Gundam Wing Boys: O_o
The scene: A formal party gone wild... with drug use... clothes flying... and laundry... AKA: Strip club.
Gundam Wing Boys: Ga......... ga... eh?????????????????
Wufei: In.... in.... in... just... eee
Quatre: eee ^covers hands with face^
Duo: What the... eee... ooo... eee.... Hell?
Trowa: ...
Heero: unsure... mixed feelings... looks down... looks up... sees couple of girls dancing 'inappropriately'... looks down
Wufei: MAXWELL!!!! WHAT THE HELL... DID YOU... eeeeee... where... where... is party??? MAXWELL THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! Suddenly sees girl walk by... eeee...
Gundam Wing boys: Run to door... Try to get out... but door is somehow cemented...^
Wufei: Damn it! It's cemented! Damn it! We're stuck! This is... is...
Duo: injustice?
Duo: Well... we're stuck here... lets party!!!!
Heero: Omae O Korosu...
Trowa: Why don't we just find a way to get out, before I lose my virginity?
Wufei: Injustice!
Trowa: Now!
Everyone splits apart... to find a way... to get out...
Authors note: Introduction to Operation V... aka: Operation Get Out Strip Club Before Loose Virginity
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At the corner of club...
Quatre: About five girls follow him Hey! You! Don't go down there! Let go of my wallet!!! Of no! Not there... hey watch the... okay... that's not right... Hey! Let go! ^Grabs wallet from girl^
Quatre: Whew! Thought I just lost my thousand dollars. Hey! Where did the hundred go!
Girl #1: I don't have it... I'm innocent! giggles and smiles and slowly loosens up top
Quatre: turns other way Give back the hundred...
Girl#2: Hey! Don't look at me!!! Heck! Don't look at me! Slap!
Quatre: blush has a dent in cheek ^Looks down and cover eyes...^
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Other side of club... at the bar...
Duo: Hey! You! I want a whisky.
Bar Tender: Okay.
Duo: (Turns around... sees pretty girl... on table dancing... clothes still on...) Hmmm... how much money do I have... ^Looks in wallet... three dollars^ Hey! You! I'll pay you three dollars to take the top off!
WACK!!!
Duo: ^Looks behind, sees Wufei^
Wufei: Injustice!!!! Women should not be paid to show their... same girl walks by 0_o eee...
Duo: Hey! Wuman! Get it on!!!!! Get jiggy with it!
Trowa: Don't you think he's a little short? The girl's wearing high hills and I don't think Wufei could reach...
Wufei: In... this is... eee... injustice... am I in hell already!
Duo: Actually to other men, this is heaven to them...
Trowa and Wufei: -_-;;
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A couple feet away...
Bar Tender: Hey kid! Want a drink?
Heero: uh... okay... Looks to the right of him... sees Duo and Wufei fighting... nothing new... looks to left of him... sees Relena o_o... drinking!
Relena: Bar tender! I want another drink!
Bar tender: I think you had enough.
Relena: Damn it! I am Relena Peacecraft! I demand to have another drink.
Bar tender: I see that! You've been saying your name ever since... gets grabbed by the collar
Relena: Damn it! Just give me another drink.
Bar tender: Okay! Okay! say's in mind: wonder if she's going to get drunk at the point where she's going to wear a thong... still can't imagine her a thong... *shiver*
Scary thought
Heero: Relena?
Relena: turns around Heero!
Bar tender: says in mind: poor kid... she's never going to give up on him...
Relena: I am Relena Peacecraft!
Bar tender: says in mind: wonder what she's demanding...
Heero: Er... I know that... what are you doing in this... party... strip... strip club?
Bar tender: say in mind: still can't imagine Relena in a thong...
Relena: ^takes off jacket to reveal a pink tank top and pink spandex^
Heero: Are you mocking me?!
Relena: Looky me! I'm Heero Yaoi!
Bar tender: hmmm... maybe she is going to wear a thong...
Heero: ^takes gun, loads it... ^
To be continued...
Narrator: Is Relena going to die? Is Heero going to kill her... stay tuned for yet another 'full of shit' episode! And remember Spice it up!
NOTE: If it's too boring type in the review... 'shit' alright? So when I know it's boring... I'll revise it... like I said... this is a rough draft... I KNOW! I'M LOOSING MY TOUCH... I CAN'T BE HUMORUS ANYMORE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MALLET! this program was a dedication to mallets~hashbrown
Be happy! Drink Coke! if you don't know what this means... you will later... I 4got to thank 'Coke' (not the soda) the author about the Mario thing...