Team Rocket's Incredibly Fast
Hole Digging Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They had tried everything. Bombs, nets, Battles, missiles, rockets, sneak attacks, even Cross-dressing( ew…)! Today was going to be different, yes. Yes indeed...
All these thoughts were racing through James' mind. The twerp! That impeccable Twerp!
He loathed him and his Pikachu. James relaxed. The twerp wasn't that bad. In fact, his life was saved several times! He began to think about other, rarer creatures like the infamous Celebi, The 251st Pokemon. All this quiet thinking shattered when a shovel slammed into his skull. At once, he returned to work." Shoveling, I HATE shoveling!" James groaned." Join the club," said Meowth, the self-proclaimed leader of the trio.
The attacker, a girl by the name of Jessie, was lounging about, keeping a watchful eye on her "partners". At last, the hole was dug." WE ARE DONE!" Meowth stated." Good, take a break. Gee, I'm sweating." Jessie added. "Yeah, sitting there really tires you out, eh?" James retorted. He barely escaped an umbrella.
Now that James and Meowth were finally away from the picky princess, they started to cook up a "plan B" in case the hole failed, which it always did. These included rubber netting, hidden bombs, and watching the Jerry Lewis telethon over and over.
However, 2 of those plans would kill off their target, so they went with the rubber netting. They were planning more ways to embarrass Ash and co. when Jess gave a shriek of pure, bloodcurdling Pain!
With Jessie and her split nail anesthetized, James and Meowth hid behind the bushes for a sneak attack. Sure enough, the Twerp and Twerpette, accompanied by the um, sketching guy, were soon being heard (Squabbling as usual). "Here we go, Meowth!" "One servin' of Just desserts comin' up!" Meowth quipped. The hole disappeared. In minutes, the twerpy trio was yelling at each other to get off. Meowth grinned as he looked down on the grounded group." Look's like my fertilizer's workin', cuz' your Pikachu's ripe for the pickin', he he!". James strutted over to the now visible pit." Well, look who dropped in!"" Ha" Ash said dryly. " Enough of the humor, let's get it!" Meowth roared. A loud hubbub of "ouch", "watchit"," Git out", and other cries of Poke-Pain echoed. A few moments later, a battered but triumphant Meowth climbed out the hole, carrying Pikachu. Suddenly, an evil figure loomed up behind the two! "How dare you start without me!!!???" It Shrieked. James twisted around, causing the metal umbrella to stir the sleeping Pikachu. "Oh, no.." James and Meowth sighed. 100,000 volts of raw thundershock power raced through Jessie. Through a miracle of hairspray flammability, Jessie's hairdo blew up. As they raced through the air, the cry "Team Rocket's hair is blasted off agaaaaain…. ding. As Ash and friends left the scene, they wrapped up the remains of the Rocket's Hair and kept it….for safekeeping.
Where will the Rockets land??????
In the sea?? In a city?? In a forest?? Or…
Jerry Lewis' DRESSING ROOM?????????????
Find out next time on…..
TEAM Rocket's Incredibly Fast
Hole Digging Machine!!!!!
Hole Digging Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They had tried everything. Bombs, nets, Battles, missiles, rockets, sneak attacks, even Cross-dressing( ew…)! Today was going to be different, yes. Yes indeed...
All these thoughts were racing through James' mind. The twerp! That impeccable Twerp!
He loathed him and his Pikachu. James relaxed. The twerp wasn't that bad. In fact, his life was saved several times! He began to think about other, rarer creatures like the infamous Celebi, The 251st Pokemon. All this quiet thinking shattered when a shovel slammed into his skull. At once, he returned to work." Shoveling, I HATE shoveling!" James groaned." Join the club," said Meowth, the self-proclaimed leader of the trio.
The attacker, a girl by the name of Jessie, was lounging about, keeping a watchful eye on her "partners". At last, the hole was dug." WE ARE DONE!" Meowth stated." Good, take a break. Gee, I'm sweating." Jessie added. "Yeah, sitting there really tires you out, eh?" James retorted. He barely escaped an umbrella.
Now that James and Meowth were finally away from the picky princess, they started to cook up a "plan B" in case the hole failed, which it always did. These included rubber netting, hidden bombs, and watching the Jerry Lewis telethon over and over.
However, 2 of those plans would kill off their target, so they went with the rubber netting. They were planning more ways to embarrass Ash and co. when Jess gave a shriek of pure, bloodcurdling Pain!
With Jessie and her split nail anesthetized, James and Meowth hid behind the bushes for a sneak attack. Sure enough, the Twerp and Twerpette, accompanied by the um, sketching guy, were soon being heard (Squabbling as usual). "Here we go, Meowth!" "One servin' of Just desserts comin' up!" Meowth quipped. The hole disappeared. In minutes, the twerpy trio was yelling at each other to get off. Meowth grinned as he looked down on the grounded group." Look's like my fertilizer's workin', cuz' your Pikachu's ripe for the pickin', he he!". James strutted over to the now visible pit." Well, look who dropped in!"" Ha" Ash said dryly. " Enough of the humor, let's get it!" Meowth roared. A loud hubbub of "ouch", "watchit"," Git out", and other cries of Poke-Pain echoed. A few moments later, a battered but triumphant Meowth climbed out the hole, carrying Pikachu. Suddenly, an evil figure loomed up behind the two! "How dare you start without me!!!???" It Shrieked. James twisted around, causing the metal umbrella to stir the sleeping Pikachu. "Oh, no.." James and Meowth sighed. 100,000 volts of raw thundershock power raced through Jessie. Through a miracle of hairspray flammability, Jessie's hairdo blew up. As they raced through the air, the cry "Team Rocket's hair is blasted off agaaaaain…. ding. As Ash and friends left the scene, they wrapped up the remains of the Rocket's Hair and kept it….for safekeeping.
Where will the Rockets land??????
In the sea?? In a city?? In a forest?? Or…
Jerry Lewis' DRESSING ROOM?????????????
Find out next time on…..
TEAM Rocket's Incredibly Fast
Hole Digging Machine!!!!!