I had to make a Hetalia FanFic. I also said that this was an upcoming story.

It was 12:00 am in Asia. Time to conquer the world. Well, time to conquer Asia, then the world. I mean, everyone was occupied. I was left to do what I wanted. Yao was sleeping. Kiku was either sleeping or playing a new dating sim. I mean, he does prefer 2-D girls. Yongsoo was probably dancing to K-pop or binge watching a K-drama. Lien (Vietnam) was definitely sleeping, and Ling (Taiwan) was out shopping with some other girls. Macau was off at a casino, India and Thailand doing some elephant retreat or whatnot.

Being the amazing being I am, I got a giant glittery, mint green gel pen, ready to conquer Asia. I first crept into China's room. China was sprawled out on his bed, snoring and hugging a panda. I quickly drew a kawaii narwhal on his forehead. Trying not to laugh, I exited the room and headed to Japan's. Kiku was also sleeping, but his new manga covered the floor. I couldn't see even one speck of carpet. Pen in hand, I drew another narwhal on Kiku's arm, and quickly left before Kiku woke up. Next up, Yongsoo. I was right. He was listening to K-pop. I could even hear it leaking out from his headphones!

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Yongsoo yelled over his music. Quickly, I grabbed his hanbok and near his chest, drew a narwhal.


In the morning, I was awoken by three noises.

"AIYAH!"

"What happened here?"

"MY MAN BOOBS!"

I now know that there are three countries under my control.