Hey, everyone. I decided after the very disappointing episode of the "what if?" To re-write it, without Rachel coming into their lives, but Monica and Chandler are together, Ross is divorcing Carol, and Rachel just found Barry cheating on her. This is a fanfic that starts with a coincidence of meeting in a bar. Please Enjoy and Review! – Authors note.
No I do not own any one, though I wish I owned Ross, yummy…. (Starts to day dream)
New Alternate Reality story starts here:
Joey and Ross enter a dance club. Ross is very sad, because he and Carol are getting a divorce, Joey goes sits down at the bar, and Ross follows.
"Ross, doesn't it feel good checking out other women". Ross looks at him and says, "No, I would rather be home with my son helping him tie his shoes." Joey puts his hand on his shoulder. Then replies "Look, Dude. Carol found her women, and now you have to find yours. Not necessarily the right one, but one that will have you going yeha pretty soon."
Ross looked at Joey confused, and upset. Joey took his hand off his shoulder and took a sip of his beer, then said. "Ross, your single now. And you haven't had sex, in what 5, 6 months. Get a drunk girl, any girl and hit on her. I'll even come with you."
Ross looked at Joey then said "Yeah, that's a plan. Going with you to hit on girls. Oh I wonder who they will choose. The geeky dinosaur guy or the handsome celebrity?" Joey sighed then nodded his head and said "Ross, the girls have to be drunk, when girls are drunk they will even think you are sexy!" Ross smiled sarcastically and says "Yeah, thanks". "No problem dude" Joey replies.
Ross orders a drink, then turns around to see Joey dancing with some unknown stranger. Then he sees a beautiful woman walking in, stomping her feet on the ground while walking to the bar. Then she sits beside Ross, She orders a bottle of Champaign and then Ross moves the chair back so she can sit down.
"I can do that myself" she yells. Ross eyes' get wide and apologizes. Then she sits down and says. "Look, I'm sorry. I am just a little bit upset. My husband, or soon to be ex-husband cheated on me". Ross looks at her, and says "Oh, I am sorry. If it makes you feel any better. My wife just left me." The woman nodded then Ross continued "For another woman. I know, just don't ask." The woman laughed, then took the bottle of Champaign and started to drink from it.
Ross looked at her, and had a feeling that he knew her from somewhere before. Then shook his head and went over to talk to Joey. Ten minutes later Ross walked over to the same spot at the bar, and the mysterious women was still there, but very drunk. Apparently she had drunk the whole bottle of Champaign.
"Hi, gorgeous". The women said to Ross once he sat down. Then she continued and said "I missed you, sexy!" Ross eyes widened. "Why don't we go to my hotel room that I am staying in?" Ross nodded and said "That's a good idea. You go there, and I go to myhotel room." The women stared in confusion and grabbed both of Ross' cheeks and said "Oh, you're so cute, telling me stuff that I don't understand. What are you some kind of doctor or something?" Ross rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, I am. Dr. Ross Gellar. Who are you by the way? Do you remember your name?"
Ross took a sip of his drink and she said "Yeah, Rachel. Rachel Green. "Ross spit out his drink on her." Rachel sat up and screamed and Ross told her "its okay, you already smell like alcohol. I knew it, you are Rachel Green. Or a drunk older version of the cheerleader, back in high school. Or should I just say, Prom night?"
A half an hour later. Ross took Rachel to his hotel room, because she was in no condition to be alone. He put her in the room he slept in while he could find another apartment, and he went to go sleep on the couch. Then he said to himself "well, at least I brought home one drunk girl".
The next morning, Rachel woke up in a strange hotel room. She glanced around, and then she put her hand on her head, and then rubbed it and then she heard someone come out of the bathroom. She was still wearing her clothes from yesterday, so nothing must have happened.
Ross walked in a found Rachel awake. "Good Morning Rachel." Ross said to her while handing her a blueberry muffin. Then he said "I still remember your favorite." Rachel smiled at how sweet this man was, and then she asked. "I am sorry; I don't mean to be rude. But, where the hell am I?"
Ross smiled. Then said "relax, nothing happened. You got drunk last night, and I thought I should take you somewhere to sleep on it, nothing else happened." Rachel sat up on the bed and asked "do you have any..." Ross interrupted "Aspirin?" Here" He said while handing her the pill.
Rachel smiled then said, "Sorry, what's your name? I am Rachel. Rachel Green." Ross smiled and said "I know Prom Queen. I am Ross Gellar. From Lincoln high." Rachel sat confused, so Ross continued. "The guy who worshiped you in high school, the geeky dinosaur guy, Monica's brother?" Rachel said "Oh, wow! You look amazing! You really changed".
Ross half nodded and said "you haven't changed a bit." Rachel smiled and closed her eyes. And then told Ross, "Thank you so much, for everything, and for the bucket, that you put near my bed, or your bed, or whatever. It was nice seeing you again". Ross nodded and said "The pleasure was mine, until you know; you missed the bucket, and barfed all over the hotel room carpet."
Rachel laughed and then reached for his hand and Ross felt a spark then he jumped up. Rachel asked "What's wrong?" Ross answered. "Nothing". But the truth was, that it was much more then nothing, it was everything. When she touched his hand, it felt like… sparks and just….plain simple magic."