The Neji files 2!
Me: Yay! The Neji Files two is here!!
Neji: (gagged and tied up in a very small cage) MUFFFF MUFFLE FUMFDLKHKJKLF!! (translation: SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME! I WAS ABDUCTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!)
Me: You must be so excited Neji to be going on your next mission!
Neji: DKFLDSFHLIDSNFDSNFLSF (translation: I'D RATHER FACE FANGIRLS)
Me: Wow! You just can't wait to get going can you?
Neji: MUFFLEF MFLKDH FDSF (Translation: I WANT TO GO HOME TO MY SAVE BED! AND PRAY THAT I NEVER SEE OR HEAR YOU AGAIN!)
Me: You want a muffin? There's no time for that! I need to get you to Akatsuki! Tobi should be here any minuet…
Tobi: TOBI IS HERE!! TOBI IS HERE!
Me: Yay Tobi! Here's Neji. Your new best-est buddy!
Tobi: Ooh., ooh! Tobi and new best-est buddy are going to be BBFs forever! Tobi and new best-est buddy get to go on a mission together too!
Neji: MUJFDFSLFD JFLKDSFFDS!! (Translation: SHOOT ME PLEASE! SHOOT ME!)
Me: Well everything is all set! Bye-bye Tobi! Bye-bye Neji! Remember! The mission is almost the same as last time. During my stay at the Akatsuki base, all the members left the base inconspicuously by themselves. I think that they are all hiding a secret life. Discover what they are! And Neji, I promise to pay you the 20,000,000 ryo that I owe you if you finish.
Neji: DFDSJLFKIUHDFLS (translation: I WANT MY MONEY NOW!)
Tobi: LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOO!! (uses Teleportation jutsu)
Me: (sniff) there goes one brave soul. His sanity is certainly not going to last this time. I will win back my money from Tsunade.