20 Questions I would absolutely love to have Stephanie Meyer answer.

A/N: I know the questions are really random but I and some of my friends really want to know the answers to the questions. Face it; these are burning questions that it would be really nice to know the answers to. And yes this is categorized under humor.

What happens when Bella has her period?

Do vampires fart? (My friend Lucy came up with this one, I swear!)

If Edward can have kids, does that mean Edward can "jizz" in his pants? (Thanks SNL)

Is Edward really a 107 year-old virgin?

Can Jasper really make Edward and Carlisle fall in love by changing their emotions?

Do Edward and Bella hate Jacob for loving Renéesme?

If Renéesme had a child with a human, a completely normal human, does that make the child one fourth vampire?

How did you come up with all the names for the characters in the Twilight Series?

Would Jacob have imprinted on someone if Bella hadn't had Renéesme?

Can Edward and other vampire males get hard?

Is Bella upset that she got knocked up on her honeymoon?

What are some of the characters favorite movies?

Does Jacob permanently smell to vampires like Edward, or can body wash help?

Was Emmett always cracking sexual innuendos his whole life, including human?

Could Edward still kill Bella, even if she was a vampire?

Can Alice resist buy clothes and dressing up Bella?

Could the Cullen's own a pet? What type would it be?

Is Edward more of a cat person?

Where did you get the idea of Bella getting pregnant?

Why in the movie does Edward look constipated all the time?

Just some random questions I and some of my friends came up for Stephanie Meyer. Not like she will ever get a chance to see this or answer any of the questions above, but a girl can hope. These are burning questions; maybe I could be a journalist. Nah, probably not. Hope you enjoyed!