Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men nor anything else used here.. unless I was
smart enough to create my own fershlunger character anyways!
I thought a little humor could go pretty well, and I had considered writing
A DBZ/ X-Men thingy but... that has to wait another day.... Unless any of
you would like to email me for the idea and make your own fic's offa it,
Bwaaaaa! Um yea.. so Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
How Cyclops ruined Christmas...
It was a dark and dreary night... it wouldn't have been but Cyclops
Had lost his visor and shot out every light in the house. This wouldn't
Have been so bad, but he also shot through a wall that conveniently revealed
Naked Storm in the shower, who promptly released a lighting bolt and
Beaned Jean Grey in her head. This would also had not been too horribly
Bad, It was getting there, but not bad yet, but upon getting beaned, Jean
Released a powerful telekenetic bolt that froze the electricity and burst
The gas line. This meant no hot water, no stove and the house smelt like
Wolverine was on a major Taco Bell run. With the oven and the fridge not
Working, Iceman froze up to keep the food fresh.. but ended up eating all
The chimi changas and the house smelt worse the next day.
When Logan
Came back from a mission from the congo and just stank. The man couldn't
Find a shower or a snake free river anywhere and there was NO toilet paper.
So you can just imagine how mad he was to come home and not be able to
Shower, on top of that, Bobby ate all his chimi changas. Wolvie was pissed.
When he found out through the smell in the air that Jean froze the electricity
And went on a manhunt rampage only to find the rest of the X-Men passed
Out from gas poisoning. So after saving the X-Men and kicking Cyclops in
the gut for old times sake, Gambit came along with his pet snake and
Wolverine ran shrieking like a little girl into the night.
All of this happened the day before thanksgiving.. so how did Cyclops ruin
Christmas? Wolverine didn't come back because of the snake and Jubilee
Made life hell for everybody else. The End.
smart enough to create my own fershlunger character anyways!
I thought a little humor could go pretty well, and I had considered writing
A DBZ/ X-Men thingy but... that has to wait another day.... Unless any of
you would like to email me for the idea and make your own fic's offa it,
Bwaaaaa! Um yea.. so Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
How Cyclops ruined Christmas...
It was a dark and dreary night... it wouldn't have been but Cyclops
Had lost his visor and shot out every light in the house. This wouldn't
Have been so bad, but he also shot through a wall that conveniently revealed
Naked Storm in the shower, who promptly released a lighting bolt and
Beaned Jean Grey in her head. This would also had not been too horribly
Bad, It was getting there, but not bad yet, but upon getting beaned, Jean
Released a powerful telekenetic bolt that froze the electricity and burst
The gas line. This meant no hot water, no stove and the house smelt like
Wolverine was on a major Taco Bell run. With the oven and the fridge not
Working, Iceman froze up to keep the food fresh.. but ended up eating all
The chimi changas and the house smelt worse the next day.
When Logan
Came back from a mission from the congo and just stank. The man couldn't
Find a shower or a snake free river anywhere and there was NO toilet paper.
So you can just imagine how mad he was to come home and not be able to
Shower, on top of that, Bobby ate all his chimi changas. Wolvie was pissed.
When he found out through the smell in the air that Jean froze the electricity
And went on a manhunt rampage only to find the rest of the X-Men passed
Out from gas poisoning. So after saving the X-Men and kicking Cyclops in
the gut for old times sake, Gambit came along with his pet snake and
Wolverine ran shrieking like a little girl into the night.
All of this happened the day before thanksgiving.. so how did Cyclops ruin
Christmas? Wolverine didn't come back because of the snake and Jubilee
Made life hell for everybody else. The End.