The scene faded into to a lovely day on a picturesque body of water, in the background were rolling, pine covered hills and scattered puffy white clouds. There were cliffs on the shore of several of the hills, serving as evidence of the action of wind, wave, and ice for the past several thousand years. In the foreground was a wooden dock, worn with use and hints at habitation.
A man popped on to the camera from below. He was a young man in his late 20s to early 30s, with well styled hair and just the right amount of stubble. He dressed in a casual style suitable for the outdoors, but it was obvious that his clothes were of the highest quality nonetheless. "Yo!" The man greeted. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawankwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" He spoke with great enthusiasm and an appropriate level of gesticulation, and for good reason. "I'm your host Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality series on television, right now!"
The camera switched to a shot of Chris McLean walking down the dock, continuing his explanation of the show. "Here's the deal, Twenty-four teens have signed up to spend the summer right here at this crummy old summer camp." He reached the end of the dock, stopping next to a sign with the camp's name on it which read Camp Wawankwa, and he appeared to be quite happy with the low quality of the camp. "They'll compete in challenges against each other, then they will have to face the judgement of their fellow campers at the dreaded marshmallow ceremony."
"Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch as one of their teammates walk down the 'Dock Of Shame', take a ride on the 'Boat Of Losers'," Chris chuckled for a second as a signboard showing a picture of the boat drops down on ropes, "And leave 'Total Drama Island', for good." The camera than switched to a different part of the camp.
The new scene was of a clearing surrounded by large rocks. In the center was a fire pit, with a group of twelve stumps to serve as seating located towards the rocks. To the right of the entrance to the clearing, a staircase carved of stone in the foreground. "Their fate will be decided here," Chris popped back into view, pointing behind him with his thumb, "At the dramatic Campfire Ceremony, where each week all but one camper will receive….a marshmallow." The shot changed to a close-up of untoasted marshmallows on sticks, lying on top of the metal drum-turned podium. Chris picked one up and ate it. "In the end, the only one left standing, will be rewarded," He then showed a bunch of magazines, "With cheesy tabloid fame. And!" Chris then held up a treasure chest filled with money and other miscellaneous valuables. "One million dollars! Which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week."
"To survive, they'll have to battle black flies," the shot switched to a swarm of insects being swiped at by a bear, "Grizzly bears," the same bear roaring menacingly at the cameraman, "Disgusting camp food," a bowl of what appeared to some sort of insect larvae, "And each other." One of the cabins is shown and the silhouettes of two girls are seen fighting with each other.
The camera faded to more shots of the camp, beginning with a picture of a bird feeding its hatchlings, in the nest was another camera pointed at the birds. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras," an out-of place totem pole with a camera haphazardly taped to the top, "Situated all over camp, who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right, here, on Total! Drama! Island!" Chris exclaims as he stood on the dock.
The music begins showing cameras appearing out of random places around Camp Wawanakwa.
(Dear Mom and Dad i'm doing fine...you guys are on my mind)
The camera goes past the dock of shame where Chris and Chef are fighting...Chef then kicks Chris in the groin and walks off...the camera then goes up and over a waterfall and into the water where Alice is seen relaxing in a life raft. The camera moves upwards where Finn and Merida are seen jumping off the cliff into the water below drenching Alice in water.
(You ask me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see…I wanna be famous)
The camera then zooms to the forest where Alfred and Natalya are seen climbing a tree as Alfred wants to show her something cool he found however Natalya loses her footing and falls however before she hits the ground Alfred jumps off his branch and land on the ground and the safely catches her in his arms. Bella and Terra are seen nearby happily playing with a bunny when the bunny suddenly out of nowhere attacks Bella startling Terra.
(I wanna live close to the sun...pack your bag cause i've already won)
The camera then zooms to another waterfall where Abigail and Trixie are in a canoe having a slap fight Before they can attempt to kill each other they go over the waterfall crashing. They land on top of Stan who was sitting in the grass and sighing miserably.
(There's nothing getting in my way i'll get there one day...I wanna be famous)
The camera then zooms to the mess-hall where Kenny and Timmy are seen tied up awaiting Chef's nasty food. A lightbulb then falls out of the ceiling and hits Kenny in the head knocking him off his stool. The camera then pans over to the left where Francis is seen fighting with Arthur while Harleen who has a hammer behind her back waiting to bash both of their skulls in.
(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)
The camera then zooms back to The Dock of Shame where Kirito and Spencer are seen discussing different battle strategies. Both of them then hear the sound of two people fighting. They turn around and find Eric and Kyle who are seen in a fist fight with each other beating the shit out of one another as Alison who is seen lounging on a beach chair looks on in a very disapproving way. The camera then moves to the end of the dock where Marceline is seen head banging and pumping her fist. She then trips on a loose board and ends up In Vlad's arms as he catches her before she can fall. She looks up at him as he smiles causing her to blush.
(I wanna be...I wanna be...I wanna be famous...I wanna be…I wanna be...I wanna be famous...*whistling begins*)
The camera then zooms to the bonfire where Elsa is seen reading as Gilbert sits down next to her...she then looks up at him as he smiles at her. She then glares at him and turns away blushing as he put his hand up to her cheek turning her face back to him. They are about to kiss when Bella appears giving them a hug freaking them both out...the camera then pans out revealing the rest of the cast sitting around the bonfire looking nervous as Chris and Chef chuckle evilly. The logo then appears and the camera fades out.
"Welcome back to 'Total Drama Island' Chris says as the camera faded back to him standing on the dock. "Alright! It's time to meet our campers." The shot changed to a closer view of Chris. "We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so, if they seem a little pissed off, that's probably why." The first boat pulls up and drops off a girl. She has porcelain skin, dark brown eyes, mid-back length straight dark chocolate-brown hair that have curs at the ends. She is tall and thin. She is wearing a white button-up dress shirt covered by a black blazer, a black business skirt and a pair of black open-toed wedges. She steps onto the dock and walks down it with a look of confidence on her face.
"Spencer welcome to the show" Chris greets her. She gets a good look at her surroundings and immediately looks confused.
"Umm please tell me this is all some big joke and that were not staying here"? she asks hopeful.
"Nope...this is the place...by the way your staying here...my place has electricity, AC and is that way" Chris says pointing into the distance.
"Great" Spencer replies as she heads down the dock annoyed taking a seat on her luggage.
"Our next contestant is Finn" Chris says. Another boat pulls up and drops off a boy. He has fair skin, short golden blonde hair that reaches to the top of the back of his neck and gives off the mess bedhead look, sparkling blue eyes, he's slightly tall, thin and slightly muscular and he is wearing a sky blue short-sleeved hoodie with a white hood that has bear ears on it and white draw strings, deep blue shorts with a chain hanging off the left side, he has a pair of red headphones around his neck, he also has a green backpack on and he is wearing white socks and white and black converse sneakers with white shoelaces. He jumps onto the dock excitedly.
"Aww yeah i'm so excited to be here" Finn says excitedly.
"Finn…welcome to the show" Chris greets him.
"Thanks man…I'm so stoked to be here" Finn says walking down the dock standing by Spencer.
"Hey i'm Finn great to meet ya" Finn says holding out his hand as Spencer shakes it.
"i'm Spencer, nice to meet you" Spencer replies.
"You too" Finn replies happily as another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She is of Asian decent (Japanese), she has icy blue eyes, bottom length jet-black hair, she is tall and model thin and she is wearing a purple turtleneck sweater, a white mini skirt, a purple headband, black designer sunglasses and white knee-high high-heeled boots. She steps off the boat analyzing her competition as Finn and Spencer appear in the reflection of her sunglasses with Finn on the right and Spencer on the left. She then removes her black sunglasses glaring at them both. It is then that she notices her surroundings.
"Oh my god please tell me this isn't the place?" she asks horrified.
"Yep this is the place Trixie" Chris replies.
"You are not making me stay here I am so calling my parents" Trixie says pulling her cellphone out of her left back pocket. Chris then snatches her phone and tosses into the lake, "Hey you can't do that" Trixie yells furiously.
"Oh yes I can, it states right in your contract no technology" Chris replies as Trixie screams in frustration balling her fists and stamping her right foot before storming down the dock to sulk as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He is of Asian decent (Japanese), he has stormy grey eyes, short jet black hair that gives off the messy bedhead look. He is average height and thin with wiry muscles. He is wearing black pants with a black belt that has a large silver belt-buckle, a black V-necked shirt that is worn underneath a black trench-coat with gray lining going down the sleeves, and black boots with silver plates to protect his shins. He has a silver plate worn on on the left side of his coat, and a pair of black fingerless gloves. A strap that goes over his right shoulder and under it to wrap around his left side. He steps onto the dock with a swagger that only a giant douche can possess.
"Kirito welcome to the show" Chris greets him.
"You got to be *Bleep*ing kidding me, this can't be where i'm staying?" Kirito asks quite pissed as he gets a look at his surroundings.
"This is the place" Chris says smiling happily that Kirito is upset.
"A CEO like me should not have to live in these conditions" he says as he walks down the dock towards Finn and Spencer.
"Hey man what's up i'm Finn" Finn says holding out his hand.
"Yeah you've mistaken me for someone who gives a *Bleep*, and there's no limit to the number of *Bleeps* I do not give" Kirito replies shaking his hand confusing the poor blonde boy.
"Kon'nichiwa watashi wa supensāda to, anata o mitasu tame ni yorokobidesu" Spencer introduces herself in Japanese.
"I do speak english nimrod" Kirito replies annoyed as Spencer glares at him.
"Are you really a CEO?' Finn asks him confused as he looks like a teenager just like the rest of them.
"Of course I am, i'm the CEO of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation" Kirito replies smugly, "Did you know that over 99% of people are in fact idiots, terrifying I know but the good news is I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time as a way of life to cut through the darkness but the batteries for that light don't come cheap that's where you come in for a monthly donation of your choosing you can ensure that there will always be a solider against stupidities overwhelming hordes we may never be able to stop people from doing stupid shit but with your help I will always be there to call them on it afterwards and really isn't that what truly matters so please donate to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation today and together we can-" he says as Trixie pushes him into the lake.
"Shut! Up!" she yells annoyed as another boat pulls up and drops of another girl. She is albino, she has bottom-length raven black hair, blood red eyes, she is model tall and thin and she is wearing a faded and ripped dark grey tee-shirt that says Metallica on it, a red and black horizontal striped hoodie that is left unzipped, dark wash faded black jeans that are ripped at the knees from lots of use, black, white and red converse sneakers with red shoelaces and a picture of a skull on the sides. She also has a red axe shaped guitar strapped to her back and she is carrying a deep purple parasol with black lace trim and a skull ontop that has horns ontop of it. She steps off the boat glaring annoyed.
"Marceline welcome to the show" Chris says greeting her.
"Okay I did not sign up for this" Marceline says annoyed.
"Sure you did…see its right here in your contract" Chris says pulling out her contract which she then takes and rips up before throwing in the lake, "Yeah…the great thing about lawyers is that they make allot of copies" he says pulling another copy seemingly out of nowhere.
"Bite me" she spats as she kicks the tip of her shoe very hard into Chris' crotch as she storms down the dock.
"Hey Marceline I didn't know you were signing up" Finn says.
"I didn't know you were signing up either" Marceline says visibly relaxing as a smile graces her face at seeing a familiar face.
"Yeah me and Jake both applied but only I got accepted" Finn says.
"I was wondering where he was…its so weird not seeing you two together" Marceline replies.
"Hey we do things separately sometimes…just cause were brothers does not mean were attached at the hip" Finn says annoyed.
"Whatever you got to tell yourself" Marceline says smirking enjoying messing with him.
"*Bleep* off" Finn says smirking back at her as Kirito pulls himself back onto the dock sending Trixie a harsh glare. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has pale skin, bottom length icy blonde hair, dark blue eyes, she is petite and model thin and she is wearing a deep blue dress with long sleeves, white cuffs, a white collar and a white apron worn over her waist. The apron has a black-and-white striped waistband and back bow in the back, while her skirt is shown to have black bows at the bottom. She wears a navy bow around the collar of the dress, and a white bow on her head attached to a headband, black tights and black mary-janes. She storms onto the dock rushing up to Chris seething.
"Natalya welcome to the sh-" Chris begins before he is cut off by Natalya as she grabs him by his collar.
"VHERE IS BIG BROTHER?!, HE VASN'T ANYVHERE ON THE BOAT?!" Natalya yells angrily in a Belarusian accent.
"He's not here" Chris says terrified.
"VHAT?!" Natalya screams.
"He tricked you into coming by making a fake auction tape to get you to make one…he said it all in his" Chris says terrified as Natalya is about to rip his head off before her mood changes from enraged to depressed in a blink of an eye. She then lets go of Chris and walks to the very back of the group standing far away from everyone else. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has pale skin, waist-length mahogany colored hair, chocolate brown eyes, she is average height and thin and she is wearing a faded white tee-shirt covered by a dark grey hoodie, faded blue jeans and a pair of white running sneakers. She approaches Chris with a indifferent look on her face.
"So Bella are you excited to compete?" Chris asks her as she begins intensely staring at him, "Why are you staring at me?".
"I'm trying to figure out where I know you from...you look so familiar...have we met before?" Bella asks clearly confused.
"I'm Chris Mclean...The host of the show" Chris says shocked that she didn't know who he was.
"No thats not it" Bella says as Chris gives her a look of confusion by how stupid she is, "Wait I got it you remind me of Edward"
"Just go stand down there" Chris says pointing down the dock as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Okay" Bella says walking down the dock.
"Well I know who's going to be the first boot" Chris says as another boat then pulls up dropping off another girl. The girl has pale porcelain skin, She has waist-length raven black hair that gains blood red highlights when in direct sunlight, piercing emerald green eyes, she is petite and quite thin. She is wearing a black leather dress that is influenced by steam-punk attire with a white neck-frill like collar, a waspie waist cincher with a harness attached and black leather buckled fingerless gloves with dark gold straps. The bow on the back of the dress features a green clock surrounded by a bronze metal border, two fairly worn and torn mechanical wings and leather straps. She is also wearing black and white horizontal striped tights underneath, black knee-high high-heeled gothic rocker boots which are secured with silver buckles and a silver necklace with the omega symbol on it. She also has on light pink eyeshadow, heavy black eyeliner and pale pink lipgloss. She steps onto the dock with a look of boredom on her face.
"Alice are you two ready to compete?" Chris asks her.
"Oh yes I am so *Bleep*ing excited" Alice replies also extremely sarcastic in a diluted British accent.
"Finally someone who understands sarcasm and how to use it" Kirito says walking towards Alice, "I'm Kirito its your pleasure to meet me" he says smiling smug.
"Wow, how does you head hold in that massive ego?" Alice asks smirking as Kirito chuckles.
"It feels good to know there's at least one semi-intelligent individual here" he replies as everyone else glares at him.
"Hmm...maybe your not as big a git as I took you for" Alice replies as she walks down the dock standing far away from everyone else as she crosses her arms. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl.
"Everyone meet Elsa" Chris says as the boat gets closer. The girl on board has porcelain skin, she has icy blue eyes and hip-length icy blonde hair that is tied into a french braid that she keeps over her left shoulder. She is tall and model thin. She is wearing an icy blue dress that reaches her mid thigh that has white lace on the bottom and underneath, a black cropped leather jacket with a white fur collar that reaches to just under her breasts, white lace fingerless gloves and icy blue designer kitten heels. She also has a charm bracelet on her left wrist and a silver heart locket around her neck. As the boat docks Chris helps her onto the dock. She smiles nervously at everyone else.
"Um hello…my name is Elsa Arendelle and I cannot wait to get to know each and every one of you" She says nervously with a slight Norwegian accent, "Hopefully we can all become friends" she says as she walks down the dock standing by Bella.
"Hi…i'm Elsa…its very nice to meet you" Elsa says smiling nervously again as she introduces herself to the mentally impaired girl.
"Hi i'm Bella" Bella says as another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She has fair skin, she has blue eyes, hip-length wavy light golden blonde hair that is in pigtails (that are not braided). The left pigtail has been dipped into sky blue hair dye and the right pigtail has been dipped into bubblegum pink hair dye. She is tall and thin and she is wearing a ripped tee-shirt that is red from the collar to her breasts where it turns white. It also says "Daddy's Lil' Monster" in black writing. It is covered by a leather jacket which is blood red on the right side and deep blue on the left side. She is also wearing a leather bikini bottom that is blood red on the right side and deep blue on the left side, black fishnet tights, a black and gold belt, black, white and red sneaker heels and a gold choker that says "Puddin'" on it. She is also wearing heavy black eyeliner and blood red lipstick. She is jumping up and down excitedly on the boat and when it docks she jumps off but hits her head on the dock and falls in the water.
"Yeouch...that looked like it hurt" Chris exclaims as Elsa runs over to help her.
"You guys she could seriously be hurt" Elsa says helping the girl onto the dock, "Are you okay?".
"THAT WAS AWESOME...WHOO-HOOO!" The girl cheers.
"Epic entrance Harleen..defiantly one for the record books" Chris says.
"Thanks Chrissy" Harleen replies as she turns to the camera, "I hope your watching Mista J. because i'm gonna win this show just for you" she says blowing a kiss to the camera
"Who's Mista J.?" Elsa asks, "Is he your boyfriend or something?"
"Hopefully he will be someday" Harleen replies, "He so amazing…I love him so very much" she says smiling dreamily into the distance.
"Ugh you should just give up on getting his attention…he''ll never love you, guys are vermin" Elsa replies bitterly as Harleen whips her head around and glares at her.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!…THERE IS NO WAY MISTA J. WOULD EVER NOT LOVE ME EVER!…AND CALL HIM VERMIN AGAIN AND I'LL BASH YOUR *BLEEP*-ING SKULL IN WITH MY HAMMER BITCH!" Harleen yells lunging at Elsa but she is held back by Finn and Marceline. Elsa looks terrified by Harleen's reactment.
"I-I'm s-sorry" Elsa says rushing away from the psycho.
"Its okay we'll talk later" Harleen says suddenly becoming happy and smiling as Elsa goes and stands back with the group as another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has fair skin, blue eyes, hip-length curly fiery red hair with orange and yellow highlights. She is tall and thin and she is wearing a deep blue tee-shirt that says in blocky white letters "Follow The Wisps", dark-wash black jeans, a red and black plaid hoodie tied around her waist in the front by its sleeves and black and red plaid converse sneakers with red shoelaces. She is also carrying a skateboard in her left hand, she also has a bow plus a container filled with arrows over her right shoulder as she approaches Chris with a smile on her face.
"Merida welcome to the show" Chris greets her.
"Thanks Chris…I saw ye on that ice skating show...well I only saw a few minuets of it before my mother burst in shutting the TV off and yelling at me for watching something that idiotic that serves no purpose in today's society…but yewere really good" Merida replies in thick Scottish accent.
"Erm...t-thanks" Chris replies unsure of how to answer.
"Your welcome" Merida replies as she walks down the dock to stand with the others.
"I saw that episode...one of the guys dropped his partner on her head and they got immunity that week" Finn says.
"Aww cool…I hope someone drops me on my head" Bella replies.
"Too late" Natalya says annoyed.
"Hey! Leave her alone" Elsa retorts as Natalya just rolls her eyes in annoyance. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, He is tall and thin and muscular with a slight six pack. He has short sandy blonde hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck with a very stubborn cowlick that won't stay down, sky blue eyes covered by silver square framed glasses and he is wearing a blue tee-shirt with the Captain America symbol on it covered by a brown WWII bomber's jacket with a black fleece collar and a white 50 on the back and a gold star in a white circle on the left over his chest, dark wash blue Levi jeans and brown cowboy boots.
"Alfred welcome to the show" Chris greets them.
"Thanks Chris…now that the hero is here you can all rest easy" Alfred replies. As he is walking down the dock Alfred notices Natalya who notices him back and scowls annoyed.
"NAT!" he cheers as he rushes towards her and tackles her in a huge bear hug.
"Oh Alfie how I have missed you" Natalya says sarcastically.
"I missed you too Nat…but never fear your hero is here to keep you safe from danger" Alfred says laughing obnoxiously not noticing her sarcasm as he continues to hug her making Natalya slightly blush. She then hugs him back. Another boat then pulls up and drops off two boys. The first has fair skin, he has shoulder length wavy blonde hair, striking blue eyes that make you go weak in the knees, he is tall and has a swimmer's body. He has some stubble on his chin. He is wearing a white button up shirt that has the first few buttons undone with a loose dark pinkish-red necktie, a dark violet blazer, dark violet dress pants and black designer leather dress shoes. The second has pale porcelain skin, he has deep emerald green eyes that make you want to swoon, short and messy blonde hair that reaches the middle of the back of his neck and gives off the messy bedhead look. He has rather bushy eyebrows however they don't take away from his incredible handsomeness, in fact they make him look hotter, He is tall, thin and a little bit muscular. He is wearing a dark green Sex Pistols tee-shirt covered by a black leather jacket, a union jack bandanna around his neck, black skinny jeans and black converse sneakers. He also carries a black guitar case on his back with a union jack styled electric guitar in it. the first big walks down smiling a dazzling smile which makes some of the girls swoon causing him to chuckle while the second begins grumbling random obscenities at being stuck with the first..
"Francis, Arthur welcome to the show" Chris greets them.
"Zhank you very much for accepting me Chris…I look forward to competing with everyone especially all zhe beautiful young ladies" Francis replies in a thick french accent as he kisses Spencer's hand causing her to swoon and faint but he catches her. She then wakes up and he smiles at her causing her to blush heavily and swoon again. He takes a step back into Arthur before noticing who it is.
"Hello Arzhur funny seeing you 'ere" he says smirking pissing Arthur off.
"YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS SIGNING UP YOU BLOODY FROG!…YOU ONLY SIGNED UP TO PISS ME OFF!" Arthur yells enraged at seeing his nemesis, "BESIDES I WAS THE SAME BOAT AS YOU!" he yells still angry.
"You were I must 'ave not noticed" Francis replies nonchalant.
"Its because you were to busy STARING AT YOUR BLOODY REFLECTION!" Arthur yells.
"Well of course I was, if you were as beautiful as I am you would be too" Francis replies as Arthur seethes.
Alfred who is still talking to Natalya then notices Arthur who just arrived.
"Arthur…hey I didn't know you were gonna be here too" he says rushing over towards them.
"Damn he's here too" Arthur whispers to himself.
"Ignore him and maybe 'e'll leave you alone" Francis whispers back.
"SHUT UP I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" Arthur yells back.
"Why didn't you tell me you were signing up?" Alfred asks Arthur as he reaches him.
"Maybe because I wanted to spend a little time away from you and your annoying habits" Arthur says as Alfred starts laughing.
"Classic Iggy…the hero never gets annoying" he says loudly.
"Will you shut up…and stop calling me that…its not my name you bloody wanker!" Arthur says getting frustrated.
"Your no fun" Alfred says sticking his tongue out Arthur. He then turns to Francis.
"Hey Francy-pants, long time no see" he says smiling again.
"'i Alfred…" Francis replies then gets an idea, "Alfred I zhink Natalya needs your 'elp". she says making his eyes widen in excitement.
"Never fear Natalya the hero will save you" Alfred says rushing back towards Natalya. Francis then tries to hit on Marceline who cracks up laughing before pushing him into the lake.
"AHHH!…MY 'AIR!" Francis screams as another boat then arrives and drops off another boy. He has pale skin as he is albino, short white hair that gives off the messy bedhead look and reaches to the top of the back of his neck, vibrant crimson red eyes, he's tall, thin and muscular and he is wearing a white ripped tee-shirt covered by a black leather jacket, black dark wash jeans that are ripped at the knees, a black leather belt with a silver belt buckle, black fingerless gloves and black knee-high rocker boots.
"Gilbert welcome to the show" Chris greets him as Gilbert jumps in front of the camera.
"Hallo viewing TV vorld zhe awesome Gilbert is here to save you from being bored out of your mi-" Gilbert begins in a German accent before Chris interrupts him.
"We don't have time for your life story were on a time limit" Chris says shoving him down the dock.
"Dummkopf" Gilbert mutters as he walks down the dock and as he is walking he notices Elsa.
"Hey beautiful how about you and me meet by zhe campfire pit later?" He asks.
"How about no" She replies glaring at him.
"You'll come around eventually" Gilbert replies as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he has brown eyes, shoulder length red hair that is covered by a green beanie with a black trim, he is tall and scrawny and he is wearing an orange turtleneck sweater covered by a black unzipped puffy vest, black jeans and black converse sneakers. He jumps on the dock with a smile on his face.
"Kyle welcome to the show dude" Chris greets him.
"Thanks Chris i'm psyched to be here" Kyle responds.
"Awesome finally some who's ready to party" Finn replies.
"Why bother partying when were all going to die alone" Bella replies miserably surprising the others as she was just happy a few minuets ago.
"Ooookay...am I on the right show?" Kyle asks.
"Yep this is it" Chris responded as Kyle walked down the dock. Just then another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he has brown eyes and short messy brown hair that reaches to just below his ears and is covered by a yellow and blue beanie, he is short and very over weight and he is wearing a blue tee-shirt which is covered by a red zipped up jacket, worn out blue jeans, yellow gloves and white run down sneakers. He stomps down the dock an evil smile on his pudgy face.
"Eric welcome dude" Chris greeted him.
"Yeah whateva...listen up all you hippies...you all betta RESPECT. MAH. AUTHORITAH!...or i'll kick you in the nuts" Eric threatened.
"Shut the hell up fat-ass" Kyle yelled as Eric's evil smile turned into an angry glare.
"Kyhal...you sneaky dirty jew rat what are you doing here" Eric yelled.
"I'm here to make sure you don't belittle my people" Kyle yelled back.
"SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP YA STUPID JEW!" Eric yelled.
"YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP FAT-ASS!" Kyle yelled back. While they were fighting another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She is African-American, she has waist-length black hair that she keeps in a braid, she has chocolate brown eyes and she is tall and thin. She is wearing a deep blue tee-shirt with white lining, black pants, white running sneakers and a red baseball cap on her head.
"Abigail welcome to Total Drama Island" Chris greeted her.
"Thanks Chris...y'all betta quit now cause I came to win" Abigail says walking towards Finn and fist bumping with him, "What's up dude?"
"Nothing much i'm just ready to party" Finn exclaims.
"Now thats what I like to hear" Abigail says.
"Ughh god...where did you get your clothes out of a dumpster?" Eric asks laughing having stopped fighting with Kyle.
"Excuse me...what did you just say to me?" Abigail asks pissed.
"You heard me bitch" Eric says as Abigail becomes livid. She then tackles Eric and begins repeatedly pounding his face in.
"Yeah...kick his ass" Kyle cheered as another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She has porcelain skin, she's petite and thin, she has bottom length golden blonde hair and bright icy sky blue eyes. She is wearing a oversized black tee-shirt that reaches her mid-thighs. Its has the phrase "Rock On" written on it in yellow blocky letter. Below that is a yellow hand giving the devil horns. She is also wearing a a tan jacket with a dark tan fur collar, bright yellow tights and black knee-high boots with black shoelaces that have yellow aglets. She also has heavy black eyeliner and black fingernail polish on.
"Terra welcome, are you ready to compete?" Chris asks her.
"I guess" she says nervous before rushing towards the others as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, short golden blonde hair that gives off the messy bedhead look and reaches to just below his ears, ocean blue eyes covered by black square framed glasses, he's tall and thin with very little muscles. He is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by an orange parka that is zipped up half way and has brown fur lining the hood, orange cargo pants and dark brown hiking sneakers.
"Kenny welcome to the show" Chris says greeting him.
"Thanks i'm excited to be here" Kenny replies as he trips and faceplants on the dock as everyone winces at his pain.
"I'm okay" he says as he stands up. He then notices Kyle and Eric and facepalms, "Great" he says.
"Hey Kenny I didn't know you were gonna be here" Kyle says.
"Oh great its bad enough that the dirty jew-rat is here but now the poor kid is here too" Eric says pissed.
"SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP FAT-ASS!" Kyle yelled.
"YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP YA STUPID JEW!" Eric yelled back as Kenny walks away from them and stands by Terra. He looked at her as she turns to look at him. They both then turn away blushing.
"Hi i-i'm Kenny" he says holding out his hand.
"T-Terra" she replies shaking his hand as they both blush. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, short jet-black hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck and gives off the messy bedhead look, sky blue eyes, he's tall and thin with slight muscles. He is wearing a black tee-shirt with a faded black skull with x's for eyes that is smoking a cigaret, black jeans, black sneakers with untiled white shoelaces, a black neckless with an upside down silver cross, black studs in both of his ears and a black beanie with a black trim and a black poofball on top of it. He is also wearing heavy black eyeliner.
"Stan welcome to the show" Chris greets him.
"Thanks" he says monotone before noticing his friends, "Hey guys".
"Hey Stan" Kyle greets him.
"Hey Stan" Kenny says also greeting him.
"Great your here too?" Eric asks annoyed
"Shut up fat-ass" Stan says rolling his eyes.
"Go to hell" Eric replies as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He is has fair skin, he has sky blue eyes, short chestnut brown hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck and gives off the mess bedhead look, he is average height and thin with no muscles whatsoever. He is wearing a pink tee-shirt, blue jeans, blue sneakers and a pink baseball cap.
"Timmy welcome to the show" Chris greets him.
"Thanks I can't wait to compete" Timmy replies excited as he walks down the dock and stands next to Abigail.
"Hello i'm Timmy" he says.
"Sup dude i'm Abigail" she says holding out her hand as he shakes it. It is then that he notices Trixie and he gasps in shock. A blush graces his face as he walks towards her.
"H-Hi T-Trixie" Timmy says stuttering disturbing Trixie's muttering. She looks up at him annoyed before becoming confused trying to remember where she knows him from.
"Oh hi…Tommy is it?" she asks him.
"Um its Timmy" Timmy replies still blushing and averting her gaze.
"Yeah whatever Tammy I'm really busy right now so can I ignore you some other time" Trixie replies as Timmy walks back over to Abigail who glares at Trixie.
"Oh she so wants me" Timmy states as Abigail gives him a look of confusion. Another boat then pulls up and drops off the last boy. He has pale skin, neck-length feathered strawberry-blonde hair, blood red eyes, he's slightly tall, he is thin and slightly muscular, his left canine tooth is unusually sharp like a fang and he is wearing a white button up dress shirt with a loose black neck-tie covered by a blood red trench coat that reaches his mid-thigh and is buttoned up, black dress pants and black lace up gothic boots. He also has a very small black top hat on his head with a red ribbon and a yellow ribbon both hanging off of it.
"Vladimir welcome to the show" Chris says greeting him.
"Thank you Chris I am very excited to begin competing" Vlad says in a Romanian accent, "Oh and please just call me Vlad" he says as he walks down the dock and stands by Marceline. He then holds out his hand to shake.
"Hello i'm Vlad" he says as Marceline shakes his hand.
"Marceline nice to meet you" she says shaking his hand.
"Please dragă the pleasure is all mine" he says kissing her hand making her blush.
"W-Wha, W-Wha, I-I u-uh" Marceline stutters before talking her hand back and turning away from him. He just smiles as another boat pulls up and drops off the last girl. "Everyone meet Alison" Chris says as the boat gets closer. The girl on board has porcelain skin, she has ocean blue eyes and hip-length light angelic golden blonde hair with natural icy blonde streaks that curls at her tips. She is tall and model thin with angelic features. She has a heart shaped face. She is wearing a black corset that reveals the lacy hot pink straps of her bra, a lacy black ruffled mini skirt that reaches her mid thighs and has two layers, black lace fingerless gloves that reach her mid biceps, black tights that reach her mid thighs and has black lace on top and black designer knee-high high-heeled boots. She also has a dark tan scarf wrapped around her neck and a pair of black designer sunglasses. As the boat docks Francis helps her onto the dock. She then takes off her black designer sunglasses and analyses her competition. She then puts a big smile on her face.
"Good day everyone…my name is Alison and I cannot wait to get to know each and every one of you" She says, "As I knock each and every one of you off this island one by one" She then thinks to herself as she turns to Francis.
"Thank you ever so much for helping me off the boat" she says.
"It was zhe gentlemanly zhing to do" he says before realizing something, "Oh where are my manners my name is Francis Bonnefoy".
"Alison Dilaurentis, its a pleasure to meet to you" Alison responds as Francis takes her hand and kisses the back of it.
"Please zhe pleasure is all mine" Francis says smiling.
"Damn he's good" Finn says to Alfred and Natalya.
"Tell me about it" Alfred says as Arthur, Merida, Kirito and Alice glare at Francis.
"Okay now that everyone is here..."We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone, on the end of the dock!" Chris waved the Twenty-four campers over before taking out a camera and jumping onto the bow of the boat.
The teens arranged themselves into three rows facing the camera.
"Okay!" Chris called out. "One, Two, and Three-"he paused for a moment "Oops forgot the lens cap." The camper's smiles started to fade as Chris presses the button to remove the cap "Okay, hold that pose! One." The campers kept their smile through the second interruption. "Oh wait the card's full! Hang on."
"C'mon man my face is starting to freeze!" Abigail says impatiently.
"Got it!" Chris announced at last. "Everybody say Wawankwa!"
"Wawankwa!" the campers says in unison, before the weight of the Twenty-four campers caused the dock to snap.
"Okay guys, dry off, and meet me by the fire pit in ten!" Chris ordered, perfectly dry on top of the boat.
"This is Camp Wawankwa, your home for this summer!" Chris began. "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends, ya dig...The camper who manages to stay on 'Total Drama Island' the longest, without getting voted off, will win One Million Dollars!
"Excuse me i'd like to know vhat zhe sleeping arrangements are so zhe Awesome me can request a bed under her" Gilbert says pointing to Elsa.
"As flattered as I am Gilbert by your infatuation with me…the beds aren't co-ed" Elsa says before looking nervous, "Right?".
"Nope" Chris answered. "Girls get one side of the cabin, boys get the other."
"Excuse me, Kyle, can I get the cabin with the lake-view since the lake is so pretty?" Bella asks
"Why are you asking me" Kyle asks confused.
Chris looked a little annoyed "Okay Bella that's not how it works here, and my name is Chris...okay now here's the deal were going to split you into two teams, if I call your name out go stand over there." He pointed to his left, "Alison, Finn, Elsa, Alice, Terra, Kenny, Merida, Francis, Kirito, Arthur, Gilbert, and Stan!" Chris tossed them a dark grey banner with a vicious snake on it. "From this moment on you are known as The Venomous Vipers"
"Aww sweet team name" Finn says happily
"Okay the rest of you over here!" Chris directed the remaining contestants, "Natalya, Timmy, Spencer, Harleen, Vlad, Bella, Trixie, Marceline, Alfred, Kyle, Eric and Abigail!" Chris tossed them a coral pink banner with a blowfish on it. "From this moment on you are known as The Poisonous Blowfish…Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." The scene switched to Chris sitting in what appeared to be a large outhouse. There was fly's buzzing around. "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries, anytime you want. Let the audience know what you're really thinking!" He winked. "Or, just get something off your chest...
*static*
Alison is seen with her legs crossed and is filing her nails
"So far I have been analyzing my competition and I must say I am not impressed...this is all they have to offer…please this will be too easy as I crush them all...some of them already think we can be friends...which is hilarious since it is going to be the biggest mistake they will ever make in their entire lives...trusting me is only going to destroy all their chances which is why one by one they will all fall" she says laughing evilly.
*static*
Timmy is seen smiling happily.
"I'm actually really excited to be here…I mean i'm getting the chance to win a million bucks how awesome is that" he says excited, "It just sucks that I couldn't bring my goldfish with me…I tried to but I got caught…I hope there doing okay" he says as a worried expression graces his face, "I can't believe that Trixie is here too, I am so going to make her my girlfriend after seven years of constantly hitting on her and having her reject me" he says smirking.
*static*
Elsa is seen looking annoyed.
"Ugh what is wrong with that asshole Gilbert" she says as she crosses her arms annoyed, "He's such a pig just like all men are…ugh I wish we lived in a world with just women…the world would function so much better that way".
*static*
Francis is seen smirking as he places his hands behind his head.
"I'm so 'appy to be here surrounded by all zhese beautiful ladies" he says before his smirk grows bigger, "And getting to piss Arzhur off is just zhe icing on zhe cake" he says before chuckling.
*static*
Alice is seen sitting with her legs crossed as she is seen admiring what appears to be a large butcher's knife with intricate designs on the blade.
"In all honesty I don't want to *Bleep*ing be here but my godmother signed me up thinking it would be a good experience at getting out in the world and making some bloody friends" she says scoffing, "I hate people because there all just back-stabbing lying deceitful bastards so excuse me if I don't feel like making friends" she says stabbing the knife into the wall to her left before remembering something, "Although I will admit Kirito seems to not be so bad, but I would like to get to know him first before I decide if he is a deceitful bastard or not" she says crossing her arms with slight annoyance on her face.
*static*
Arthur is seen pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
I can't believe that bloody git Chris stuck Frog Face on the same team as me…its not fair" Arthur says annoyed as he removes his hand and opens his eyes, "I also can't believe that fatass is here as well just what I need double the annoying nimrods" he says as a knife comes flying through the wall to his right making him jump startled and clutch his heart. (A/N: Natalya threw the knife because she "overheard" Arthur call Alfred fatass)
*static*
Kenny is seen with hopeful look on his face as he sits down.
"Back home i'm a complete klutz..I can't take two steps without hurting myself…in fact I even get hurt just standing still which is why everyone started calling me Kenny the Epic Fail" he says looking down gloomy before tightening his right hand into a fist and looking up with a determined look on his face, "I signed up for this show to prove that i'm not accident prone and that I can have fun without getting injured" he says standing up a little to fast causing him to hit his head on the ceiling and fall face first into the camera knocking the whole outhouse forward onto the ground, "I'm okay" he calls out weakly.
*static*
Stan is seen pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"Yeah i'm not really that excited to be here…after we heard Cartman was signing up Kyle begged me to sign up with him so he could stop him from spreading lies about his religion or some bullshit like that…" he says annoyed as he removes his hands from the bridge of his nose, "Really I just don't care anymore about Kyle and Cartman's constant fighting its gotten really old just like everything else" he says sighing, "Life has just become one big pile of shit".
*static*
Merida is seen smiling happily as she crosses her legs.
"I'm looking forward to competing...i'm also looking forward to spending time away from meover-bearing mother" she says as a scowl graces her face, "She's very strict and she thinks reality television is nothing but a mindless waist of time...if I win the money i'm using it to move out and get me own place" she says with a look of determination on her face.
*static*
Kyle is seen looking annoyed as he face-palms.
"The main reason I signed up is to keep that fat-ass Cartman from insulting my religion anymore then he already does...hopefully he goes home first" he says.
*static*
Abigail is seen with a pissed off look gracing her face.
"The next time that fat little racist opens his mouth i'm going to smash his *Bleep*-ing teeth in" she says punching her left fist horizontal into the palm of her right hand.
*static*
Alfred is seen with a blinding smile gracing his face.
"I'm so ready to compete...this is going to be such an awesome time and I can't wait to prove what an amazing hero I am to my team…I'm so glad my sidekick Natalya's here too, now we can totally have a blast" he says fist pumping before a look of confusion graces his face, "I can't believe Arthur didn't tell me he signed up too…usually brothers tell each other everything" he says before realization dawns on him, "He wanted to surprise me…so thats why he didn't tell me"
*static*
Natalya is seen with a scowl on her face as she pulls a knife out of her dress sleeve.
"Chris is going to pay immensely for lying to me about Big Brother being here" she says eerily calm before stabbing the knife into the wall to her left just slightly above where Alice stabbed hers, "I VILL SLICE OPEN HIS STOMACH, PULL OUT HIS INTESTINES AND VRAP THEM AROUND HIS THROAT AND STRANGLE HIM VITH THEM!" she yells enraged before calming down and beginning to blush slightly, "And to make matters worse that stupid American is here as well, how he annoys me with his cheerful smile, and luscious corn colored hair, or his beautiful blue eyes that I could just dive into and swim forev-" she says before realizing what she is saying and blushing with a look of confusion on her face.
*static*
Natalya is seen trying to the tape out of the camera.
"I VANT THAT TAPE, GIVE ME THE TAPE!" she screams angrily before calming down a little, "Ugh how do you open this thing?".
*static*
Bella is seen standing up facing the toilet
"Where is the camera thingy" she says as she begins poking the toilet paper, "Is this it, god I wish Edward was here he'd know where the camera was" she says as she breaks out in tears, "I miss Edward" she says through her tears.
*static*
Harleen is seen sitting down as a slightly crazy smile graces her face. She then crosses her arms.
"I am so happy to be here…I signed up for this show to prove to Mista J. that I would be perfect as his partner…thats why I have to win this show" she says punching her right fist vertical into the palm of her left hand, "I'm going to do whatever it takes to win this show even if I have to revert to causing the other contestants to have a little "accident"…I'm also going to play the manipulative game and manipulate all of my opponents…at least thats what the voices in my head are telling me to do. We. Have. To. Make. Mista J. Proud of us" she says smirking as she crosses her arms confidently.
*static*
Finn is seen with a look of excitement gracing his face.
"Aww yeah man I am so ready to party...this is going to be such an awesome experience I cannot wait" he says fist pumping before calming down, "Everyone here seems pretty cool...some people seem a little rough around the edges but i'm sure underneath all that their chill like the rest of us" he says before getting a little bummed, "Sucks that my brother Jake didn't get accepted as well but hey at least Marceline's here so I know I have a friend competing with me" he says cheering himself up at the fact that Marceline is competing with him.
*static*
Gilbert is seen smirking as he places his arms behind his head and leans back against the wall behind him.
"Zhis is going to be a piece of cake for zhe Awesome me" he says his smug smile full of confidence, "Zhere is no vay any of zhese losers can stop me from crushing all of zhem and taking zhat sveet million dollars" he says before smirking even bigger, "I'm going to crush every single one of zhese losers except zhat Elsa girl I've got different plans for her…i'm gonna bang her vith mein eight inches" he's says wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
*static*
Spencer is seen looking annoyed.
"Ugh I can't believe Alison is here too…this is so not fair" she say grabbing her hair in annoyance with both of her hands, "I know Alison from back home, we practically grew up together as our moms were friendish…also i'm her biological cousin…my birth mom is Alison's mother's twin sister however my birth mother died and I was adopted…anyways back on track, Alison is an evil bitch…it would only take her five seconds to convince you to drown a bag of kittens, two if your a guy" she says as a look of annoyance graces her face, "I swear that girl lies like she breathes, she is a snake hiding behind an angel's face and i'm going to stop her before she hurts anyone here" she vows as she fist bumps.
*static*
Eric is seen with a look of annoyance on his face as he shuts his eyes and balls both of his hands into fists.
"All of these losers betta RESPECT. MAH. AUTHORITAH!" he yells.
*static*
Marceline is seen with a annoyed look gracing her face as she sits down sideways on the toilet facing the left walk with her back to the right wall.
"Ugh this sucks" she says blowing her hair out of her face, "I signed up for this show thinking it would be a fun way to kill my summer competing in some talent competition and the whole thing was a *Bleep*-ing lie" she says as a blush graces her face, "Vlad's seems pretty cool…i'm interested to get to know him…I guess" she says as her blush intensifies.
*static*
Trixie is seen with her arms crossed as a look of annoyance mixed with disgust graces her face.
"Ugh this place is disgusting" she says as she composes herself, "But no matter because that money will be mine" she says as a smirk graces her face, "All I have to do is keep myself composed and then knock these losers out one by one, which will be a piece of cake since i'm the prettiest and the smartest person here" she says with an air of superiority.
*static*
"Kirito is seen with an annoyed look on his face as he places his left knee onto the toilet seat. He then places his left wrist on his left knee followed by placing his right hand on the toiled seat and leaning on that side.
"You know something? I really hate people! They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and *Bleep* ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species" he says before thinking of something, "Well maybe Merida, Finn, Vlad, Marceline, Kenny, Terra, Alice and Alison are exceptions, I don't really know yet i'll get back to ya when I decide" he says as he sits up straight before shrugging nonchalant.
*static*
Vlad is with a happy smile on his face.
"I'm very pleased to be competing as I think it will a fun experience" he says before he begins slightly blushing, "M-Marceline is like no girl I have ever met before I am really looking forward to get to know her" he says as his blush intensifies.
*static*
Terra is seen with a nervous smile on her face.
"Um I guess i'm really looking forward to competing" she says as she begins rubbing her left arm with her right hand, "Um I really don't know what to say…I just hope I can make some friends…I don't really have allot" she says as she sighs sadly.
*static*
"Alright! Any questions?" The host didn't bother to pause for very long. "Cool! Let's find your cabins!"
The scene changed to a shot of two cabins sitting roughly perpendicular to each other, each with two doors and a railed-in porch in front. Chris entered view from the lower left with his back turned, and arm extended towards the cabins. "Vipers, you're in the east cabin," he turned around and pointed a thumb over his shoulder, "and Blowfish, you're in the west."
The viewpoint switched again to a close-up of a cabin door as it was opened from the outside, showing the layout of the room. A large circular rug lay in the center of the room, and on the back wall was a window and small stool. Both the rug and the curtains lining the window looked shabby and moth-eaten.
On either side of the room were bunk beds; two sets along the right wall, one on the left next to a potbellied stove. "Uggh, bunk beds? Figures. How much more summer camp could they get?" The camera switch to a side view of Trixie entering the girls' side of the Blowfish cabin. A pile of wood sat below a small front window, and between the stove and a few coat hooks. In the corner was a dresser and large mirror. An oil lamp rested on top of the dresser, unlit.
"Well," Marceline answered, entering the room, "you know, it is a summer camp."
"Nobody cares, loser!" Trixie yelled back.
"Okay you need to drop the bitch act kay...we all have to live together so don't make it any worse then it has to be" Abigail says.
"Shut up ghetto trash" Trixie says.
"Ooh i'm gonna make you wish you never says that" Abigail says as she goes to hit Trixie but Marceline and Spencer hold her back as Harleen is seen sitting on top of one of the bunk beds giggling as she eats a bag of popcorn she pulled out of nowhere while Natalya just watches on with annoyance appearing over her face.
"Whatever I don't need this" Trixie says walking out of the room. The camera cut to the cabin's porch, while Chris approached the cabin. "Excuse me, but where are the electrical outlets?" Bella asks curiously. "I have a few things that need to be plugged in like my straightener."
The camera zoomed in on Chris's smiling face. "There are some in the communal bathrooms, just across the way." It cut again to an exterior of the bathroom building.
"I'm so confused" Bella says.
"Shocker" replies Chris.
"What does communal mean?" Bella asks.
"It means we shower together...idiot" Alice says as her and Kirito walk by.
"I can't believe we have to live on the same island with some like her" Kirito says annoyed.
"I know right…I don't have time for her stupidity" Alice replies coldly as Kirirto chuckles. They both continue walking up the steps and to the doors of their cabin before heading into separate sides of the cabin. The view shifted to the girls side where Alison is seen making fast friends due to her charming ways.
"I'm so looking forward to working with you girls…I think were going to be a great team" Alison says.
"I think so too…i'm glad we have someone as positive as ye on our team Alison" Merida says.
"Yeah with such a high morale we'll crush those Blowfish into dust" Elsa says.
"I can't wait" Alison says
*static*
Alison is seen filing her nails and with a evil smile on her face.
"It seems all I need to do to gain these moron's trust is fabricate a few white lies about being happy to be on their team and boom they believe anything I say" she says chuckling to herself, "This will be way too easy" she says as her smirk grows bigger, "They know nothing about me" she says as she begins laughing evilly.
*static*
Kenny is seen sitting on the steps of the Viper's cabin when Terra sees him. She smiles slightly and blushes a little as she sits next to him.
"Hey" she says.
"Hey" he replies. After about five minuets of sitting in silence he breaks it, "So why did you sign up?" he asks.
"Simple I really need the money…my parents died when I was a kid…I have no where to go and nothing do with my life so I signed up for for a free chance to win a million dollars" she replies as tears form in her eyes. He then surprises her by giving her a hug making her blush. He then pulls away also blushing.
"S-Sorry b-but you looked like you needed one" he replies.
"T-Thanks…so why are you here?" she asks blushing.
"The same I need the money, my parents are abusive, alcoholic drug addicts and I want me and my younger sister to have a better life so i'm here to get the money so we can get our own place…I don't want her in that environment anymore" he replies.
"Thats really noble of you…you know I think i'm gonna like you" she says smiling.
"I think i'm gonna like you too…by the way your really beautiful when you smile" he says before reading what he just said, "Well see ya" he says getting up and leaving blushing in embarrassment.
"See ya" she says blushing again.
*static*
Kenny is seen face-palming.
"Stupid why did I say that, now she's gonna think i'm a weirdo" he says as he begins blushing while a smile graces his face, "Terra is the first girl that i've met that isn't completely annoying and stuck-up where she only cares about her looks and nothing else…I think me and her are going to get along just fine" he says as the lightbulb above him falls out and hits him in the head knocking him onto the floor, "I'm okay" he says.
*static*
Terra is seen with a happy smile on her face.
"Kenny is really sweet…I-I hope to get to know him more," she says as she begins blushing, "He really seems like he needs a good friend" she says balling up her left fist as she becomes determined.
*static*
The camera went back to the host. "Excuse me, Chris?" Finn asked from off-camera. Chris turned his head, and the camera cut to the adventurer standing on the porch of the Vipers' cabin, just as Merida was entering the girls' side. "Is there a...chaperone of any kind in this facility?"
"You're all sixteen years old," the host said as the camera showed a close-up of him looking around, "as old as a councilor-in-training at a regular summer camp!" He shrugged. "So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You've got a half-an-hour to unpack and meet me at the Main Lodge! Starting..." he looked at his watch, "Now!"
"Nice!" Finn exclaimed.
The scene transitioned via flash to the outside of another building where the contestants are then seen in the mess-hall getting lunch where they meet Chef Hatchet.
"Listen Up I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day...GOT IT!" Chef yelled.
"God he's insane" Kenny whispers to Terra who lightly chuckles under her breath.
"WHAT WAS THAT, COME CLOSER BOY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU" The Chef called out, beckoning the pair forward with one finger.
"Uh I didn't really say anything important" Kenny says scared for his life as he puts his hands up in surrender.
"I'm sure you didn't" Chef replies as Alison places down her tray
"Um my nutritionist says I can't eat white flour, white sugar or gluten" Alison says as Chef drops brown goop on her plate.
"I don't think you need to worry about that" Alice replies.
"Cool" Alison says as she runs over and sits next to Natalya who's talking with Alfred.
"Um I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved" Alice says as Chef smashed it with a mallet covering her and Arthur who was behind her in the food, "Great" she nutters sarcastically. As everyone gets seated Alfred and Natalya look at their food, Alfred excited and Natalya impassive.
"Aww sweet sloppy joes" Alfred says taking a bite before spitting it out, "Ugh thats gross…good thing I have my secret stash" he says pulling a hamburger out of his jacket and devouring the whole thing. He then turns to Natalya.
"Nat check it out" He asks her.
"You seriously brought food vith you" she says dumbfounded that he was able to sneak it in before taking a wiff of it, "Oh god compared to this it looks and smells so good" she says.
"At least some people are appreciative of my cooking" Chef grumbles thinking there talking about his cooking.
"You want one dudette?" Alfred asks pulling out another one.
"Vhatever" Natalya says as Alfred hands the other one to her as she slight blushes which he does not notice.
*static*
Alfred is seen with a happy smile on his face.
"Natalya is such a cool girl…i'm so glad me and her are best friends" he says
*static*
Natalya is seen with a scowl gracing her face.
"Alfred is such a *Bleep*ing moron, unfortunately he thinks he and I are best friends" she says using air quotes before slightly blushing, "Just because ve have known each other since ve vere little kids and alvays played together does not make us best friends" she says crossing her arms in annoyance still blushing.
*static*
Abigail who is sitting next to Bella turns to talk to her.
"Whats up girl how you doin'?" Abigail asks.
"Miserable...like all of life" Bella says.
"You need to smile more" Harleen says appearing behind Bella dumping her food on her.
"Kill me now" Bella says as Chris walks in.
"Hey Chris can we order take out or something?" Finn asks just noticing the host as a butcher knife flies towards him almost hitting him in the head and imbedding itself in the wall behind him, "Whoa man its cool...brown goop is delicious" he says as Chef glares at him.
"Its almost time for your first challenge...meet me on top of the cliff in your swimsuits in fifteen minuets" Chris says walking out.
"Vhat do you think he's gonna make us do?" Natalya asks curious.
"Don't worry dudette…its our first challenge how hard can it be" Alfred says.
When then see the contestants in their swimwear on top of the thousand foot cliff.
"Oh shit" Alfred says.
Teams
Venemous Vipers: Alice, Alison, Arthur, Elsa, Finn, Francis, Gilbert, Kenny, Kirito, Merida, Stan and Terra
Poisonous Blowfish: Alfred, Abigail, Bella, Eric, Harleen, Kyle, Marceline, Natalya, Spencer, Timmy, Trixie and Vlad..
Eliminated: N/A
Girls
Natalya Arlovskaya (Belarus) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Alice Liddell (From American McGee's Alice)
Merida (From Brave)
Marceline Abadeer (From Adventure Time)
Alison Dilaurentis (From Pretty Little Liars)
Spencer Hastings (From Pretty Little Liars)
Abigail Lincoln (From Codename: Kids Next Door)
Elsa Arendelle (From Frozen)
Harleen Quinzel (From Batman)
Bella Swan (From Twilight)
Terra Markov (From Teen Titans)
Trixie Tang (From The Fairly Oddparents)
Boys
Alfred F. Jones (America) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Arthur Kirkland (England) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Kenny McCormick (From South Park)
Eric Cartman (From South Park)
Kyle Broflovski (From South Park)
Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya (From Sword Art Online) (Abridged)
Stan Marsh (From South Park)
Gilbert Belischmidt (Prussia) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Vlad Popescu (Romania) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Finn Mertens (From Adventure Time)
Timmy Turner (From The Fairly Oddparents)
Francis Bonnefoy (France) (From Hetalia: Axis vs. Allies)
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story…Chris, Chef Hatchet and Camp Wawanakwa belong to Fresh TV, Alfred F. Jones, Natalya Arlovskaya, Arthur Kirkland, Gilbert Belischmidt and Vlad Popescu belong to Hidekazu Himaruya, Alice Liddell belongs to American Mcgee and EA, Merida & Elsa belong to Disney, Finn Mertens Marceline Abadeer belong to Pendleton Ward, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Kyle Broflovski belong to Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Abigail Lincoln belongs to Mr. Warburton, Terra Markov belongs to DC Comics and Glen Murakami, Alison Dilaurentis and Spencer Hastings belong to Sara Shepard and Marlene King, Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya belongs to Reki Kawahara, Bella Swan belongs to Stephanie Meyer, Harleen Quinzel belongs to DC comics, Trixie Tang and Timmy Turner belong to Butch Hartman…I am so glad to finally get this completed... I hope you enjoyed my TD do-over...R&R and tell me what you thought...who your fave a least fave are...part two will be up soon…have a nice day bye :)