House gave Wilson a quizzical look and Wilson flung his hands up in exasperation.
'For god's sake House! How much clearer do I need to be? It's like you…'
But he never reached the end of his sentence for at that moment the taller doctor limped closed the gap between them and landed his lips on Wilson's.
In shock, the oncologist gasped for air, but in parting his lips all that happened was that House delved further in, running his tongue along the other man's teeth. Then without warning he pulled away again.
'Oh I'm sorry!' House apologised, thick with sarcasm, 'You were trying to say something and I just slipped!'
'Good night House' said Wilson reaching out for the handle of the front door, but never reaching it as he was slowly commandeered down the corridor....