Author's notes: Umm… if you are reading this, I pity you. I was bored and sleepy, so I decided to write something about pong. Anywhoo, if you do read this, pleas leave a review or something. If you hate it, feel free to leave a really bad review. I think they are funny.
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Once upon a time, in some magical black, 2D void inhabited by nothing but 2 white sticks and a white ball, a white ball was bouncing back and fourth between 2 white sticks. Honestly, what else did they have to do? If your entire world consists of nothing but 2 white sticks and a ball, you might as well bounce one between the others just to kill time.
Anyways, one day the ball decided it had had enough of this simple existence. It had, after all, been bouncing between those white sticks for 25 years, so one day it decided it wouldn't bounce on it's little 2D route anymore. With pure force of will, it nudged its path ever so slightly into some crazy third dimension the likes of which no white ball and/or stick had ever seen before!
And so began the great adventure of the crazy, 3D moving pong ball. Which really wasn't all that great, or much of an adventure, but it was still slightly more interesting than being some sort of sane, 2D moving ball. Since 2D worlds could no-longer hold it, it fell into the first 3D world it could find, which happened to be a game of Doom. The demons were a little surprised when a bouncing white ball suddenly appeared in Perfect Hatred, but 30 seconds latter Doom Guy blasted them all away with a shotgun anyways so who cares what any of them think? The ball had a lot of fun bouncing on dead imps for a while, but eventually came to a stop due to that annoying thing known as friction. After another year or so of sitting inside a cacodemon skull waiting for something to happen, it got bored and decided it must once again move in some new direction to escape the boredom.
So the little pong ball gathered all its strength and courage and managed to move in the 4th dimension! Oddly enough, this transported it straight into the Pokemon world. We can only assume some deep insight can be gotten from the fact that the only difference between a pokemon and a Doom demon is 1D, but it really has no impact on the story.
The pong ball sat around on the grass for a while, waiting for someone to bump it so it could start bouncing between 2 things again. Unfortunately for it, the only thing that found it was a Pikachu, which immediately tried to eat it. Not wanting to die like that, the brave little pong ball rammed itself down the annoying electric Pokemon's windpipe and it strangled to death. A Charmander discovered the Pikachu's corpse. The Charmander hadn't eaten all day, so it decided since the Pikachu wasn't moving it must be food and tried to eat it. Since the pong ball was still inside the Pikachu and thought this was another attack, it jammed itself down the Charmander's windpipe and killed it too. This process continued until every Pokemon in existence was dead in a big pile.
The pong ball, deciding it's work was done, returned to it's own dimension. The 2 white sticks had already died of boredom by that point, so the ball only stayed long enough to draw moustaches on their corpses before leaving for another wonderfully super happy awesome grand adventure o' fun. But that is a story for another time….. Or better yet, never. Now go away, you are no-longer needed here!