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I got the idea to do a breadbox edition of something from Evadne. Give praise.
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Setting: A pretty, ludicrously green section of forest in feudal Japan. Enter Kagome, walking her bike. Shippou sits in the basket. The pair is followed by Miroku, who is wistfully eyeing Kagome's ass. Inu Yasha follows a little ways behind, thinking about whatever hanyous think about.
Kagome: Ah, what a beautiful day! I think I'll be disturbingly cheerful while I admire this ludicrously green section of forest.
Shippou: Look at me! I'm adorable!
Inu Yasha: *grumble*
Miroku: Yes, it's a very nice ass-I mean, day. What a perfectly peaceful setting. Nothing could go wrong!
*Enter extremely large demon resembling a disfigured weasel*
Demon: Roar! Give me your jewel shards or I will kill you!
Inu Yasha: Um, how 'bout not?
*Inu Yasha jumps into the air, screaming and clawing the air. He destroys the demon with one hit, and falls to the ground gasping*
Kagome: Oh no, the poor guy! I'm going to go hug him and then have a mood swing, hit him, and walk away crying.
Miroku: That was much too easy, even though I didn't do anything whatsoever. That demon must be controlled by an emotionless man with sexy voice that never laughs and wears some type of fur over their head/shoulder.
Kagome: I'm going to act like it's not painfully obvious that it's either Sesshoumaru or Naraku, or that Inu Yasha couldn't sniff out the puppet master by sniffing the air.
Inu Yasha (sniffing the air): Sesshoumaru! He must be after my sword that is actually a tooth and is logically much too dull to cut anything, let alone kill a large amount of demons with one stroke.
Shippou: I'm still adorable!
*The group walks along until they find a large mansion in the woods*
Miroku (to mansion owner): There is an ominous cloud hovering over
your mansion! I'm a complete stranger without much physical prowess,
but you should trust me anyway and give my companions and I some food
and any attractive princesses nearby.
Mansion owner: Ok! Come in and take advantage of my stupidity.
*They go inside and eat, and Miroku is attacked by an ugly princess*
Miroku: I will go into another room while I'm molested by an ugly,
whiny princess.
Shippou: Ok. I think I'll conveniently go to sleep, leaving Inu Yasha
and Kagome to flirt.
Kagome: I'm sorry for having a mood swing and slapping you.
Inu Yasha (looking wistfully out window): It's ok, just don't cry
because I find it rather annoying.
Kagome (noting wistful look): Are you thinking about that dead girl
you're obsessed with again? You know, Kikyou?
Inu Yasha: Kikyou? I think I'll now go into an extremely redundant
flashback about the day we "betrayed" each other.
Kagome: You do that. I'll start asking you who you love more, and then
be whiny and sad like many fanfic authors make me. They seem to like
to have me obsess over the dead girl.
Inu Yasha: Tell me about it.
*Suddenly, a section of a wall is gone*
Sesshoumaru, from shoulder of large demon: I think I will come over
and play cat and mouse with you, though I could easily destroy you and
take your sword.
Inu Yasha: Grr. I will be an arrogant idiot and come try to attack
you, though you'll just knock me to the ground and then proceed to
beat the crap out of me.
Sesshoumaru: Sounds good.
Inu Yasha (knocked to ground within seconds): Oh, Kagome, I think I'll
get very mushy and tell you my true feelings now.
Kagome: Yes, and I'll hold you, constantly repeat your name, and get
those shimmering anime eyes while a romantic take on the tune they
play incessantly goes on in the background, and we can completely
forget about your evil brother who's trying to kill us.
Miroku: Now I'll remove this piece of cloth and some prayer beads and
try to suck in your brother with the large hole in my hand.
Sesshoumaru: I think not. Look, I have some poisonous bees that will
sting you. Ha.
Miroku: Oh no. Looks like Inu Yasha will just have to miraculously
recover his strength and attack you again.
Shippou: It seems that I've been forgotten. Oh well, I'll just sit in
the sidelines and look cute.
Jaken: Hey, at least you were mentioned. I have to sit here and laugh
evilly. I don't even get to look cute.
Shippou: Sucks to be you.
Kagome: I'll now deliver a confidence-giving speech that will get you
back on your feet.
Inu Yasha: Grr. Now I'm going to go attack my brother, and drive him
away though I'm at half-strength and about to die.
Sesshoumaru: I think I'll run away now, though I'm at full strength.
Ahh. Come, Jaken.
Jaken (waving to Shippou): Bye, other unused character!
Shippou: I can't talk to you. You're evil.
Jaken: This is true.
Narrator: Party is suddenly fully healed, and walking in yet another
ludicrously green section of forest.
Kagome: I'll now say some cheesy, happy line that will end the show.
I got the idea to do a breadbox edition of something from Evadne. Give praise.
***
Setting: A pretty, ludicrously green section of forest in feudal Japan. Enter Kagome, walking her bike. Shippou sits in the basket. The pair is followed by Miroku, who is wistfully eyeing Kagome's ass. Inu Yasha follows a little ways behind, thinking about whatever hanyous think about.
Kagome: Ah, what a beautiful day! I think I'll be disturbingly cheerful while I admire this ludicrously green section of forest.
Shippou: Look at me! I'm adorable!
Inu Yasha: *grumble*
Miroku: Yes, it's a very nice ass-I mean, day. What a perfectly peaceful setting. Nothing could go wrong!
*Enter extremely large demon resembling a disfigured weasel*
Demon: Roar! Give me your jewel shards or I will kill you!
Inu Yasha: Um, how 'bout not?
*Inu Yasha jumps into the air, screaming and clawing the air. He destroys the demon with one hit, and falls to the ground gasping*
Kagome: Oh no, the poor guy! I'm going to go hug him and then have a mood swing, hit him, and walk away crying.
Miroku: That was much too easy, even though I didn't do anything whatsoever. That demon must be controlled by an emotionless man with sexy voice that never laughs and wears some type of fur over their head/shoulder.
Kagome: I'm going to act like it's not painfully obvious that it's either Sesshoumaru or Naraku, or that Inu Yasha couldn't sniff out the puppet master by sniffing the air.
Inu Yasha (sniffing the air): Sesshoumaru! He must be after my sword that is actually a tooth and is logically much too dull to cut anything, let alone kill a large amount of demons with one stroke.
Shippou: I'm still adorable!
*The group walks along until they find a large mansion in the woods*
Miroku (to mansion owner): There is an ominous cloud hovering over
your mansion! I'm a complete stranger without much physical prowess,
but you should trust me anyway and give my companions and I some food
and any attractive princesses nearby.
Mansion owner: Ok! Come in and take advantage of my stupidity.
*They go inside and eat, and Miroku is attacked by an ugly princess*
Miroku: I will go into another room while I'm molested by an ugly,
whiny princess.
Shippou: Ok. I think I'll conveniently go to sleep, leaving Inu Yasha
and Kagome to flirt.
Kagome: I'm sorry for having a mood swing and slapping you.
Inu Yasha (looking wistfully out window): It's ok, just don't cry
because I find it rather annoying.
Kagome (noting wistful look): Are you thinking about that dead girl
you're obsessed with again? You know, Kikyou?
Inu Yasha: Kikyou? I think I'll now go into an extremely redundant
flashback about the day we "betrayed" each other.
Kagome: You do that. I'll start asking you who you love more, and then
be whiny and sad like many fanfic authors make me. They seem to like
to have me obsess over the dead girl.
Inu Yasha: Tell me about it.
*Suddenly, a section of a wall is gone*
Sesshoumaru, from shoulder of large demon: I think I will come over
and play cat and mouse with you, though I could easily destroy you and
take your sword.
Inu Yasha: Grr. I will be an arrogant idiot and come try to attack
you, though you'll just knock me to the ground and then proceed to
beat the crap out of me.
Sesshoumaru: Sounds good.
Inu Yasha (knocked to ground within seconds): Oh, Kagome, I think I'll
get very mushy and tell you my true feelings now.
Kagome: Yes, and I'll hold you, constantly repeat your name, and get
those shimmering anime eyes while a romantic take on the tune they
play incessantly goes on in the background, and we can completely
forget about your evil brother who's trying to kill us.
Miroku: Now I'll remove this piece of cloth and some prayer beads and
try to suck in your brother with the large hole in my hand.
Sesshoumaru: I think not. Look, I have some poisonous bees that will
sting you. Ha.
Miroku: Oh no. Looks like Inu Yasha will just have to miraculously
recover his strength and attack you again.
Shippou: It seems that I've been forgotten. Oh well, I'll just sit in
the sidelines and look cute.
Jaken: Hey, at least you were mentioned. I have to sit here and laugh
evilly. I don't even get to look cute.
Shippou: Sucks to be you.
Kagome: I'll now deliver a confidence-giving speech that will get you
back on your feet.
Inu Yasha: Grr. Now I'm going to go attack my brother, and drive him
away though I'm at half-strength and about to die.
Sesshoumaru: I think I'll run away now, though I'm at full strength.
Ahh. Come, Jaken.
Jaken (waving to Shippou): Bye, other unused character!
Shippou: I can't talk to you. You're evil.
Jaken: This is true.
Narrator: Party is suddenly fully healed, and walking in yet another
ludicrously green section of forest.
Kagome: I'll now say some cheesy, happy line that will end the show.