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"If you could have one wish, what would it be?."
I stared hard at the pop-up message in my computer.
"Is this a joke?." I asked myself and after a few minutes of pondering, I decided to humor the pop-up ad.
"I wish I have the cooking skills of Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay night universe." I typed it as a joke. I didn't expect my computer to glow and a voice said. "So you have wished it, so shall it be."
After the voice said that, I immediately felt a horrible, horrible headache that the pain meter in the scale of one out of ten, and it would be a hundred. I feel like dozen of information was inserted into my brain. I didn't realize it, but I didn't just wish for one Emiya Shirou's cooking skills, I wished for him and all his alternates cooking skill and some of which contained disturbing knowledge of how to cook Semen, yes, that was disturbing. I did also gain an unnamed cooking battle style which involves an amalgam of styles from all of Shirou's alternates which I aptly later named "Grand Cook-fu". The name may sound terrible but I can assure you the skill is without a doubt very deadly.
Who knew some cooking skills require the use of prana to enhance your limbs to attain the perfection of removing organs from a live specimen without harming it. Many ingredients, special ways to prepare them flowed into my brain along with information of many assorted herbs, spices and other odd ends, my mind could not take the information altogether and I was put into a coma.
Somewhere in the universe
A man named Zelretch watched his personal plaything aptly named Shirou Emiya experience a headache. To the naked eye it seemed normal, but to Zelretch it seemed odd, so he checked with his alternates and found out that it was happening to all of Emiya Shirou's alternates.
"Interesting." was what he said before he decided to investigate it and found the source was a young man in a coma.
He decided to investigate the young man in front of him, and so luck would have it he found his drivers license.
Name: Zed
Age: 18
Height: 5.9
Hair: Black
Eye color: Black
Zelretch noted that the man was ordinary as possibly can be and noted the large magical energy residue from his computer. He put the pieces together and came to the conclusion that the man before him stumbled upon a wish making device with surprisingly of a powerful variant if it affected all Emiya Shirou's in all the multiverse.
Then Zelretch grinned, he just found out a new toy for him to play with and with a snap of his fingers, the young man vanished into a dimension Zelretch chose at random.