Just an idea I had. I may do more like this if people like it.
If Yu-Gi-Oh!...The Abridged Series never existed:
Yami Marik: Give me a hug.
Joey: Okay. What the worse that could...
(Yami Marik hugs Joey)
Joey: Oh my God, the pain! He's squeezing the life out of me!
(Joey lays on the ground in fear. Yami Marik looks around with a predatory smile)
Yami Marik: So who's next?
If Yu-Gi-Oh!...were similar to DBZ:
Yugi: Behold my Super Egyptian 3 Form!
Kaiba: Imposible! His power level is over 9000!
Bakura: You can't stop me Yugi! Once I gather the seven Millennium Items, the eternal Monster shall grant me my wish for immortality!
Téa: I want to help, but I'm a female character and we're suppose to provide emotional support and comic relief.
Joey: I'd help, but then I'd die, be revived later, and then get shoved to the side because I'm not the main character or the rival.
Tristan: At least you'll still be revenant...
If Yu-Gi-Oh! GX...season 4 were dubbed:
Yusuke: Hello. My name is Eugene Fudge. I've been brainwashed by the main antagonist while I was in the Shadow Realm because my parents disappeared on me for some reason. Also, for some reason, I'm British.
Trueman: If you fall over that cliff after I beat you in a duel Jaden Yuki, it will send you to the Shadow Realm. Also, for some reason, I'm British.
Nightshroud: After I have defeated you Jaden Yuki, I shall plunge this world into the Shadow Realm. Also, for some reason, I'm-
Jaden: Let me guess: British?
Nightshroud: Actually, I was going to say Canadian.
Jaden: No wonder this season was never dubbed.
That's about it for now. If you like what you see, I'll consider doing more What If's. If you have any suggestions, let me know in a review or PM. Happy Holidays everyone and Merry Christmas!
