Link-Clones, Sauron Wanna-Be's and Everything In Between
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A/N: For those who have read my fic, "Road Trip to Planet Insanity!", you'll know the way this type of fic works. It's the basic Everybody-Writes-A-Sentence fic written at sleepovers with three insane girls who hide all but the last word of the sentence they just wrote from the other two...only more so! Two-thirds of the credit go to my friends E.T. and Jedimon (also known as Kit the Starship-Piloting Werecat), since they helped with this fic as they did with the latter fic! Enjoy!
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Once apon a time, there was an Orc named Bob.
Bob loved to sing songs from Veggie Tales.
He also loved to tell stories that began with "When I was your age."
Then Pippin decided that feet should be illegal.
But then Refridgerator #7 caught a boot and named it Isildur.
I have no idea what Isildur is.
Bob and Saruman decided to join the Sadistic Villain's Society.
Suddenly...Bob shot #7's boot while singing "The Lifeforms Song" as he walked through Kokiri Village.
Suddenly (again),a multidimentional rift appeared.
Then Bob decided that his CD player should be 70 years old and named George.
Sauron loved to hang out in the jungle with Gage Burrito Constanza III the Gorrila.
Link, the Hero of Time made four clones of himself and named them Frank, Joe, Bill and Louie.
Then Gollum kidnapped George and threw it over a cliff.
Then Efad screamed "ATTACK OF THE CLONES!" And the four Links skipped away into the Lost Woods singing Phil Collins songs in Elvish.
Meanwhile...George landed on Louie's head and gave him a concussion, so he throught he was Sauron and commanded the Orcs to take over the world.
But they weren't able to complete their plans because just then Frank came running through yelling "Make it so!"
Then several men in black suits appeared and said... "Hobbits are a virus! Take us to Neo!" But then they left.
I'm not sure what I should write, but that's ok because we are at the end of the story.
*The End*
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A/N: For those who have read my fic, "Road Trip to Planet Insanity!", you'll know the way this type of fic works. It's the basic Everybody-Writes-A-Sentence fic written at sleepovers with three insane girls who hide all but the last word of the sentence they just wrote from the other two...only more so! Two-thirds of the credit go to my friends E.T. and Jedimon (also known as Kit the Starship-Piloting Werecat), since they helped with this fic as they did with the latter fic! Enjoy!
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Once apon a time, there was an Orc named Bob.
Bob loved to sing songs from Veggie Tales.
He also loved to tell stories that began with "When I was your age."
Then Pippin decided that feet should be illegal.
But then Refridgerator #7 caught a boot and named it Isildur.
I have no idea what Isildur is.
Bob and Saruman decided to join the Sadistic Villain's Society.
Suddenly...Bob shot #7's boot while singing "The Lifeforms Song" as he walked through Kokiri Village.
Suddenly (again),a multidimentional rift appeared.
Then Bob decided that his CD player should be 70 years old and named George.
Sauron loved to hang out in the jungle with Gage Burrito Constanza III the Gorrila.
Link, the Hero of Time made four clones of himself and named them Frank, Joe, Bill and Louie.
Then Gollum kidnapped George and threw it over a cliff.
Then Efad screamed "ATTACK OF THE CLONES!" And the four Links skipped away into the Lost Woods singing Phil Collins songs in Elvish.
Meanwhile...George landed on Louie's head and gave him a concussion, so he throught he was Sauron and commanded the Orcs to take over the world.
But they weren't able to complete their plans because just then Frank came running through yelling "Make it so!"
Then several men in black suits appeared and said... "Hobbits are a virus! Take us to Neo!" But then they left.
I'm not sure what I should write, but that's ok because we are at the end of the story.
*The End*