mai naem iz kagoume & im not ur avrage yung gurl! I kin go 2 teh shang dienasty thru dis well i have too batle sake & stuff. I 3 INU YASHA AND I WILL KELL NE1 WHO EVAN LOKES HIM SO BEWEAR :O
1 teim there wuz dis gurl who hit on him and i wuz so YAMA NOU HA on her a$$ dat she deid n stuff.
1 time i met dis 1 gurl naemd Marisu-neechan. OMG SHE WAS SUPAA KAWAIIIIII HAPPY FUN TIME!!!!!
she wuz a gurl from america who came 2 japan. We were BFF from the start! But when the taecher entroduce her i axidatally nuked her ovar a cliff "IEEEEEEEEE MALISUUUUUUU"
but she wuz not hurt! And so we were both leik KAWAIIIIII
mah frenids wuz jalous but i dindt care cuz they wuz baka neway. So i fealed all of mah tats lyek alwayz n we went 2 da mall n bot candy, dildos and meth witch i pad for wit mah horing $$$. then we went 2 an uke 2 get our hair n nals dun but he wuz cryin on da flor lyek most fags do cuz his seme wuld not let him top in there sexings. but we didnt car about that so we beat him up wit a basebal bat n took all his money. He sed thank u cuz his seme wuz nowhere arund 2 beat n rap him. Then we wnet 2 a club n danced wit sum guyz who sliped moar drugs n our drinks n gangbanged us but it wuz fun bcuz they wuz hawt. It wuz late when we got 2 mah house to meat mah family. When we walked into da hosue mah gramps wuz performing a mayijgickque spel wit his cult n we wuz lyek "stfu we want 2 do moar drugs" n so they left. Sum guy wuz rapin mah litle bro witch mad me made cuz he obviusly didnt pay lyek they r supposed 2! mah mom wuz stil in jail 4 her many crimes, so we were finally all alon.
"do u want 2 go w/ me 2 the shang dienasty ne? I kin entroduce u 2 mai fraends & also sum vary impotent members of japanese histori lyek asoka or atila the hun!" i asked her after we wuz goin to get moar drugs and she was like "HAIIIIIII" so we went dun the boner's well :D
it wuz a lnog teim sncie kgme had cum dun the bone ater's well and i, THE ALL-PWOREFULL IUNYASHY WUZ RAELLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IORN REVERSE SOLE BEATER!!!!!!!!!!" BOOM A BANCH OF TRES EXPLOITED & BAITS OF FLASH SPRANKLED OVAR EVERWEAR. Mai bukkake wear lose so dey fell dun 2 mai ankles "OH NOES MAI BUKKAKE. EVAR SNICE I LOST MY UBER I KINT KEP DEM UP!!!" butt den kagme cam thru the well
"KAGOME!"
"INU YASHA"
"KOGAME"
"INU YASHA"
"KGOME"
"INU YASHA
i runned up 2 her & she opened up her legs so i kuld tri ot her knew shenuber food from the futru! It wuz kinda rotten & fishy but dat wuz nomral cuz she wuld fergit dat she had put it up her gurli bits 4 a few weaks but dat wuz just lyek the fud in da wild dat im used 2 ating cuz im AN ALL-PWARFALL DAWG SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus her vgaina wuz just like keiko's & i wuld cut maysalf if i culdnt see dat all the tyme!
She had a new feirend w/ her tho & so i groveld & stuf sense i'm a ALL PWERFALL DEMON FROM HELL GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! but b4 kagme kuld sey "osuwali-chan" merok sed "lolz litle gurl u wanna haef babes w/ meh? But u kint tell NE1 lol ur hawt n yung" cuz he was lyek a gross pdophale n stuff who lyekd 2 hump gurls behind evre1's back. vongo den sed "only after u play w/ my shikigami mirk" n he got all gossed ot cuz her gant 'bomerang' wuz hangin ot of her pants witch wuz how we new she wuz raelly a he ewwwww
shippo came runing and a sake wuz chasing him so i lept into da air with mai tetsusaiga. Den shippo said "HAI GUYS! The old woman (srry reader's i dun no her naem but u know the 1 dat i maen) iz battling w/ a banch of sake n we need to help her cuz she is old and baka so inu yasha shuld halp her sense he iz the only 1 of us who is useful n batle n stuff cuz im just a baby fox KAWAIIIIIIII sake n i kint fit or nethang. Plus kagoume alwayz fergits witch end of her arows r witch meks it hard 2 kell sake n stuff. I gues zongo halps sumtymes when he skares away pplz w/ his gant peepee specialy sense its bent at a 30degree angle. N if mirouk evar stopped jackin off wit his KAZANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he culd use it to kell stuff but dat terible sexiness curse frum narak maid hem alwayz want 2 fuxx0rz wimenz n stuff. Kirala culd halp but only if she learned 2 breathe fier (lolz readers dis iz totally subtext xpect fire brathing kilara n da futur!) n didnt have 2 kerrie me around all da teim. Newayz there week sake n inu yasha kin taek ker of dem himsalf cuz his tetsusaiga maeks blasts of enregy evan tho itz a sword n not leyk a canon or sumting dat wuld nromaly be pshysicaly aebl 2 balst engery n stuff. I dun no y sordz alwayz r used lyek dat sense in rael lyef dey r used to kut stuf lolz! But i gues it loks col so dats all dat maters. Newayz inu yasha beter hury or dat old woman wil be ded bi the teym he gets 2 her. Ders sumting werd abot how teh sake sudenly ataked i tink its an ebul plot bi narak or sum1. I bit wall find the secrit lar or sumting n haev a big batle! N also who iz dis gurl dat iz wit kagoume i dun understand lolz."
i told shippo 2 shut up whel i wuz still in da air. Just as i was abuot 2 hit teh sake
"OSUUWARI-SAN!"
a big dump came ot of my bukkake n i fel 2 da grond rally fast.
"INU YASHA" kagme sed lyek she was scared sense i sdunely fel
"KGOME"
"INU YASHA"
"KOME"
"INU YASHA"
"KPGAME"
"INU YASHA"
teh sake wuz stil cuming after shipo so i lept up again at him
"WINDIRU STAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
n teh sake wuz blown 2 bitz. Dat wuz week lolz. But der wuz moar sake up ahad n i had 2 kell dem. Kpgame fired n sarcafacal arow 1 n it died, but her other arowz mised cuz she drewed da bough rong or fired teh rong ends. 1 arow hit her but she hald rite away witch wuz werd. Zongo wuz fiting dem w/ his shikigami frum w/in his pantz n merokuu thru sum obento scrols sum sake. All of dem wer ded so we went 2 the vilag
"u stooped yungins r 2 slow lolz" sed kido
"lolz stfu u stooped old bag we wanted u 2 die"
"NANI? wtf OSULAWI-NEECHAN"
den i had anothur dump in my bukkake n fell 2 da grond
"INU YASHA" kagone sed all sacred lyerk
"KAGOE"
"INU YASHA"
"KAGMEO"
"INU YASHA"
"KAIGME"
"INU YASHA"
lolz mebbe when she sed osuwari i wuld fel 2 da grond al the tym cuz it mad me dump in my bukkake
evry1 laghed n i got mad n kelled shipo but he cam bak to leyf. Lulz wtf?
"lulz inu yasha u ned 2 find teh sorce of teh sake."
kade sed while we wuz dranking youkai n ating shamisen
so we traveld 2 sumwhere in japan n fund a town dat had an ebul aura omg
lots of pplz in da town were crying n stuf cuz some shikome daughter of the local daisho wuz mising.
"where iz da ebul aura cuming from?" mirok sed but no1 new. Den he went bak 2 raping sum gurls lolz good old merk.
There wuz a fight between 2 rosuke n malisu wuz cut bi a tendo but she haled raght away and evry1 wuz leyk "Wtf"
"why iz evry1 always helin?" zango asked
"lolz i think itz cuz that cute little girl marisu. So young and delicious" merk sed while stroking the exopsed part of her aching, swollen wet lower lips. Lulz i wented sum of dat cuz kaigame wuz lose and saggy dun thar n had alot of scabs n stuf.
"yah no1 haled b4 she came i bet the losr readers didnt catch on 2 dat plot device lol" shipo sed
there wuz sum other mising pplz dat only the por pplz kerd abot. Sum ded pplz were fund in da sewers so we went ther
Shipu askd "lolz did japan have sewers?" witch wuz a dum question cuz we saw 1 rite there
"lolz y r we here?" kagime asked "i thout we wuz supposed 2 halp kead wut if shes ded?"
den al of a sudn marisu fel down into teh sewrs. Kagam wuz lyek
"IEEEEEE MALISU-SAN!" n jumpd after hur but thungo cat her w/ his big cock.
B4 i rallized dat zana cat her i wuz worid cuz i didnt want her 2b hurt, cuz den i culdnt eat foodz ot of her oozing, blesmishd tetsusaiga wond.
"KAME"
"INU YASHA"
"KAGEME"
"INU YASHA"
"KAGSME"
"INU YASHA"
So no1 culd save malisu as she fell down into teh drak waters.
Sioux-marie tumbled down the sewer, frantically trying to grab on to something, anything, so that she could leave the place. The contents of the sewer flowed into an underground spring. Sioux-marie faintly heard the cries of her companions above the sound of the rushing water, which was all that told her she was being driven farther from the surface. As events turned she had no such luck in her struggle and slid down into a chasm from which the sewage was rushing, like a river of filth. Flailing her arms was useless. She tried to call for help, and choked down offal for her efforts. The sludge slid down her protesting throat, and as she gagged more seeped in. She became submerged in the waste, and it filled her lungs. She couldn't breathe, coughing at the vile contents in her mouth, vomiting profusely as she surfaced. For a long time she fell, caked in foeces and rotting garbage, until she finally splattered at the end of the crevice into a vast subterranean cavern. She had broken both her legs whose bones jutted out of her skin in compound fractures. As though by its own volition, her body moved the bones into place, setting the fragments, which finally healed together. It seemed the extent of her healing powers remained untested. Perhaps she would not get ague from the sewage, either. The cave was more gently sloped than the crag that had dropped her here, and she could not see at all now, so she followed the sound of the foetid water as it spilled down into the dark cavern. The drop off seemed an unlikely and unpleasant way to get out of the cave, so perhaps she could find another way out ahead. Slowly, the cave seemed to be lit by an eerie green light as she went farther down. Stumbling, she came upon an abrupt end to her path which overlooked a great vault of space. Sewage ran over the edge and fell down where it collected into a pool. Farther away, she could see what appeared to be a crypt of some sort. At the far wall, the air seemed to be distorted, and a volatile portal opened from what was apparently the land of the dead, for it supplied a seemingly endless amount of demons constantly pouring from it center in a fashion that involved a repeating image of the same demons such as by poor artistry, which were instantly drawn back into the portal after traveling a certain distance, perhaps in order to maintain the ominous quality of their eternal swarm. The demons cried of the violence they plotted to commit upon humanity, of flaying flesh and sucking marrow from the bone, forcibly ripping the viscera of their victims from the rectum and subsequently asphyxiating them with such organs, of laying eggs beneath the skin so that the larval forms would eventually burst from every pore, and other such monstrosities. It seemed that these things were not said as such to Sioux-marie, but she nevertheless understood their intention. She would have to be careful in avoiding them. This place seemed clearly related to the missing people.
The strange building also appeared to have emerged from the world of the dead into the subterranean cavity, whose only contact with the surface world was through the sewers located directly above it from whence Sioux-marie had fallen, which seeped a steady supply of sewage. There were demons collected around the pool down below the sheer face of rock, tiny and insectoid in form, which Sioux-marie could see treated this as a primary supply of food, feasting ravenously on foeces that smeared as sludge along the cave walls, whilst simultaneously conducting a perverse orgy, not discriminating between those eating, those crushed in the frenzy, and the defecation itself. The precipice lead into a narrow path to the bottom of the cavern, just beyond the mindless demons. Sioux-marie climbed down the treacherous stairs, her feet slick with what emitted foul odors at every step. Reaching the bottom, she clung to the cave walls to avoid the notice of the demon orgy, and made her way to the far end. As she got deeper within the cave, the mausoleum became clearer, a maze of some sort which was composed of quivering flesh instead of stone. The grotesque building emitted a keening wail that blocked out all other sound. Slowly, Sioux-marie crept to its entrance, covering her ears, then finally entered the sepulchre. The crypt halls inside were quite maze-like indeed, the walls undulating to the tune of the horrid sound that came somewhere from within. All of the floors as far as Sioux-marie could see were scattered with human remains, which crunched beneath her feet. She must be getting used to the noise.
The halls split off in multiple directions, all lined with bones of the dead, mangled in their final demise. Sioux-marie peered around, and saw the occasional chamber from which flickering flames gave off dull light. As she walked forward, the walls began to vibrate violently. The bones beneath her feet rattled to its nauseating thrumming. A roar seemed to come from all directions. She made out the word "INTRUDER" of such piercing loudness that she felt her ear drums collapse several times in between healing. To her horror, the skeletons seemed to rise from their torturous repose, though slowly, as if to search for the trespasser in their domain. Sioux-marie ran, terrified, and threw herself into the nearest room to hide. Her back against the opening wall, the spectacle that unfolded before her made her almost consider facing the walking dead instead. Her eyes first fell upon a woman, suspended some three feet from the floor, her breasts stretched over an indeterminate period of time until the flesh had torn, to be fastened on the opposite walls by what appeared to be human skulls. She had been disemboweled crudely, and the gaping wound that ran from her loins to the base of her ribs had been stuffed with salt and refuse. Where her eyes should have been were bloody sockets, garnished with claw marks. Whatever she had experienced before she died had been enough to blind herself from seeing any more of it. Her limbs were malformed as if the bones had been shattered, sagging against her flesh like bags of fluid. This could be the missing hime, though it was just as likely some useless peasant for which she would get no reward for saving. In the corner, a man stood at an odd 35 degree angle, spread-eagled and perfectly still, his face was blue. Sioux-marie perceived that small metal wires had been sewn through his skin, holding him in place lest they tear the flesh and cause agony. Thousands of tiny needles had been inserted into his urethra, making his genitalia appear to be a box of french fries, compleat with ketchup. In the other corner was a small passage, with a trail of bloody footsteps leading from it, from whence their tormentors had come. As Sioux-marie considered what to do, the woman stirred, moaning horribly. In her shock, Sioux-marie fell back and bumped into a suspended wire, which was searing hot. Sioux-marie winced at the pain, but the burn marks faded instantly. The man, who had been still, let out a piercing scream, and thousands of bloody welts broke out over his body as the wires shifted. Panting, he convulsed in his pain, and desperately tried to remain still. The pain seemed to make him hyperventilate, and as his breathing worsened, the wires seemed to tighten, contorting his body into impossible positions. He went silent very suddenly after his reaction. His face remained blue, and Sioux-marie determined that the wires did not permit him to breathe without pain. In her presence, he was caught between life and death. She had resurrected them both with her power, but it was hardly a gift. The man's eyes followed her across the room, and he appeared angry. She should be angry with him, she thought, screaming like that did neither of them any good, and would just get her caught. "Where am I?" She whispered to the two, but neither answered. Seeing as they would be of no help to her, she snuck a glance to the outer hallways. The skeletons still milled about, and she was lucky they had not entered the room yet. Her only option was the tiny passage. At her footfalls, they both moaned after her, but she ignored them as they had ignored her. Maybe if she left them behind they would die again, a kinder fate than trying to save them, not that she cared anyway. The fleshy walls of the passage were sticky with some unfamiliar substance and the light faded until she could not see past her hands. With each undulation she lost her foothold and slid down the slick surface. She began to realize that the walls were narrowing the farther she went down. In a panic, she clawed at the ground, attempting to get out, but it was too late. The surface was too slippery, and the only direction she could go was down. Soon the tunnel brushed her shoulders, then were pressing against her body tightly. She could only allow herself to slide down between contractions. The walls enclosed her completely, and she could not breathe, her face pressed tightly against the passageway's soft, warm surface. She had seen the footsteps that had lead out of it into the chamber, but perhaps this place was a trap that had no exit, and she seemingly could not die. Each movement of the walls seemed to take an eternity, driving her farther down and giving her precious air. The terminal point in her travel down the passage was so tight that it seemed to her that her body was being crushed, perhaps for the digestion of some creature. Then, it seemed as if she was being pushed downward. She could feel cold air on her feet. More and more of her body was slowly squeezed out, like tooth paste from its throttled container. Agony wracked her body as it happened, but hope filled her mind that she would finally escape. From the other end, the lower portion of her body seemed to sway back and forth, crushed bones healing. As her chest approached the egress, she began to feel dizzy, and the blackness around her filled her mind.
She woke suddenly. It seemed that being pressed out of that horrible tunnel had dealt her fatal injuries, and she had come back to life. The constant wail was loudest here yet, and she could make out many voices, like a choir of agony. Her eyes focused on the ceiling above her, which appeared to be a churning and droopy sphincter which emitted a steady flow of pus. That must have been from whence she game, and its fluids soaked every portion of her, a packet of it squishing disconcertingly within her nether region like too much water in the belly, oozing out of her in a slow trickle. The defecation seemed to be gone, but her gelatinous new coating smelled even more vile. Attempting to stand in the circular chamber, she tripped upon the slick surface, sliding towards a cavity at the end which opened up into a vast, gaping vault. Desperately her hand found grip and stopped her fall. Looking up at the miraculous object, a face stared back at her, distorted and grotesque, her saving hand held tightly on its lower jaw. It was one of many faces which seemed to plaster the walls of the vault, emerging from its flesh like pustules of cooling lava. Each of the deformed faces' cries beat in harmony to the screech which came from below. That it was unclear whether they were aware of her or not made them all the more unnerving. Placing her foot firmly in the mouth of another of the faces, she pulled herself up over the edge of the balcony, and looked upon what was below her.
There a fleshless woman sat, on a throne composed of demented forms; foetuses, deformed and stillborn, were animated and fused at odd portions to comprise a lattice to the structure, and shrieking, nightmarish genitalia poked out intermittently from misshapen limbs, writhing desperately to reach any seeming orifice that could be found among the bones of the Lich, so that they could excrete orgasmic discharges of black ichor, which spilled down her sternum and pelvis, slicked along the femurs and pooled ultimately on the floor. There more demented infants would bubble up and join the cacophony of their siblings. A host of demons held court in the vault, and Sioux-marie's foolish tumble had gone unnoticed. All was not well in the realm of the Lich Queen. The wild bush of pubic hair which was all that ever indicated her once dry and inflamed vaginal canal had ever existed quivered with anger, her fleshless form slippery with hellish seed. "THE INTRUDER HAS STILL NOT BEEN FOUND?!" Came her deafening roar, eerie flames behind her empty eye sockets. "FOOLS!" Filthy imps flitted away like a flock of scared birds as the Lich leapt from her throne, though not all escaped her wrath. Her skeletal hand closed around the skull of one, its brains oozing out between its ears, eyes and nostrils as she crushed it in her grasp. Another, clutched by its own excessive genitalia was flung to the throne. The faces of the infants approached an expression of ecstasy, contrary to the imp's own as many hands stripped its flesh away, though with a slow methodology. The Lich spun about in the room, her subjects huddled in fear of her. "Who dares trespass upon the realm of the Queen?" A voice came behind her. Sioux-marie jumped, but skeletal limbs quickly immobilized her. A group of three skeletons had come up behind her somehow. Sioux-marie despaired, knowing her fate. The floor seemed to fold beneath them, wrinkling in a deep crease that lead the three undead minions to the bottom of the infernal vault.
"SO." Came the voice of the creature that had been termed a Queen. "Another minion to join my army." Her captors dropped her at the feet of the Lich, and the disfigured infants forming amongst the black, oily spawning pool seemed to take hold of her, feasting upon her as the others had done to the demon before. Tiny mouths made inhuman sounds as they rended her flesh. The Lich dismissed them with a sway of her fleshless hand, and they quivered in fear, withdrawing to the throne in lopsided steps, their milky eyes and twisted faces the image of dread. "YOU ARE MINE ALONE." The Lich extended her hand and then paused suddenly, looking beyond to the skeletons who had betrayed her to their Queen. They writhed on the floor, ill-formed viscera spilling from them, and bits of flesh growing along their bones. They had been close in her presence for too long, and her powers had begun to bring them back to life as well, though the process appeared to be painful enough to kill them anyway. "YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU SEEM, GIRL." The undead woman cackled. Small signs of life returning to her were there as well, though not as progressed as her minions. "I SHALL MAKE YOU MY PET." The Lich's bony hand finished its path and fleshless fingers found their way into her nether region, sliding grotesquely past the fleshy lips of her labia and pushing deep in, the tips of the skeletal fingers carving in bloody grooves into her seeping, bloated vagina. Sioux-marie attempted to escape, but was held by some unholy spell. The fingers scraped away a handful of flesh as though from a ripe melon, which the Lich pulled out and deposited among the forming flesh of her pelvis. The regenerating Queen looked even more horrible than before, organs slopped into a pile above the hips, an errant bit of intestine swinging back and forth like an aimless, blind worm. The Lich drew herself in close, and rotting teeth closed around Sioux-marie's throbbing clitoris. As Sioux-marie struggled, a tongue seemed to form in her rapist's mouth, sloshing around her defaced vagina. It was pleasurable. Too pleasurable to resist any longer. As Sioux-marie let herself go, the Lich Queen abruptly bit into her engorged, searing bud, and as it fell away deeper within her quivering flesh, it seemed to grow anew. Sioux-marie cried out in immense pleasure as she came, a flood of retained pus and foeces releasing themselves from within her. An interruption came then to disturb her lustful union with the living corpse.
Der wuz a lot of skelies and sake in da plas under da sewas witch i kelled. shipo sed "lolz inu yasha iz 2 baka n not ambitchous enuf 2 try 2 say skeliton" so i sed "fuck u shipo no 1 lyeks u neway." When teh sake frum da portal into the land of the ded wer gun i wuz lyek lulz. Weeksaus. Den der wuz sum werd thang dat i dun no wut it wuz. But we went nside n there wuz sum pplz. Kagmoe sed "MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIISUUUUUUUU-CHANNNNNNNNNNN" rally load but not load enuf 2 b loadr dan teh sond frum sumwhere. So i wuz layk "BITCHSLAP WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" n it all wuz deded. Den we seen marisuu n she wuz lyek "wtf r u fucktards doin?" n i wuz lyek "stfu" but den kagoume sed "OSUWARI-KAWAIIII" n i shatted n my bukkake. Gakome got wored dat i fell
"INU YASHA"
"KIGMEA"
"INU YASHA"
"KGAOME"
"INU YASHA"
but den i seen teh werd thang dat wuz with malisu. It wuz lyek a skelie butt acept der wuz hakama all ovar her face n she had sum skin n stuff growing on her bones witch wuz werd. Den afta awhil i new it wuz tsubaki dat 1 cunt who wuz meen 2 kakio once so i wuz like "die bitrch!!!!!!" n we fot sum
den marisu wuz lyek "stop it u 2 lolz." both of us were halin or wonds so subaka wuz lyek "LOLZ U R WEEK N STUFF. U SHULD DI BUTT I HAEF NO TYME 4 U NOOBS OMGWTF." n she went away. Malisu wuz mad but we wer lyek "wtf we safed u" n she shut up lyek a gurl who didnt hav a cock in her moth shuld. So we left 2 n went on or quest 2 kell narak n steel teh SJ so dat i culd become evan moar of a ALL-POWARFAL DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2B CANTINUED!!!!!!!