Yipee! I'm so happy that Homestarrunner's on the directory! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I sing the homestarrunner theme song constantly! OK, let's get serious now. This SHOULD be good, since I'm constantly on the site. Can't you just imagine Strong Bad saying, "the chicken will be MINE!" OK, i'm gonna shut up now. I really need to. I'm too obsessed.
Strong Bad was at his computer, naturally answering the weekly email.
"Well, Nathan, I wear boxing gloves on my hands because--DELETED!!!" Said Strong Bad, when suddenly, Homestar came running through Strong Bad's computer room, a free-range chicken not far behind. "Somebody get dis fweakin' duck away fwom be!" said Homestarrunner, in his usual babyish voice.
"What the--HOLY CRAP!!" said Strong Bad. Homestar was now fairly far away. "Hey, stupid!" called Strong Bad. "That's not a duck! It's a freakin' CHICKEN!"
Homestar was now out of Strong Bad's house. "Chicken. Hmm. I haven't had fried chicken since Strong Badia was colonized. Hey, I could really use a chicken!" said Strong Bad. He then began running after Homestarrunner. "Homestar! Come back! I need the chicken!"
"Nevow! You'll nevow get da Chicken, Stwong Baid! FOR MAIRZIPAIN!!" said Homstar.
"Aw, man! I'll never get the chicken now! Maybe I'll go blow off some steam by beating up Strong Sad," he said as he bagan to walk back to his house.
I know it's really short, but I'm just too tired. Review please! Remember, it's supposed to be stupid. I mean, c'mon, it's a Homestarrunner Fanfic. anyways, REVIEW!!!