A/N: I apologize for.. mostly everything herein.
We asked the characters from Heroes what their New Year's Resolutions would be this year. Here are some of their responses..
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I. Sylar/Gabriel
Kill more people.
Stop killing people.
Kill MORE people!
STOP killing people!!
FIND A WAY TO SHUT GABRIEL THE FUCK UP!!!!
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II. Monica
Stop taking advice from eleven-year-olds, especially ones who swear they can talk to inanimate objects..
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III. Elle
Find Peter.
Go on a date (with Peter.
Go on a roller-coaster (with Peter.
Go swimming (with Peter.. naked!).
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IV. Maya
Parar de mirar peliculas tristes con mis amigas. Mohinder
realmente odia estar al borde de la muerte cuando comienzo
a llorar sobre Patrick Swayze y Demi Moore...y luego hace
estos sonidos como si se estuviera quedando sin aire y casi
se muere y ...no es bueno. (Translation: Stop watching tear-jerker
movies with my friends. Mohinder really hates almost dying when I start
crying over Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.. and then he makes
gurgling noises and almost dies and it's.. not good.)
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V. HRG
Stop losing track of the count while trying to figure out
how many dots are on the ceiling of this stupid Primatech
cell. And get another bouncy ball, Elle stole the last one.
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VI. Adam
I am slowly going crazy 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- SWITCH!
Crazy am I slowly going 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- SWITCH!!
Swiiiitch.. sounds like fiiiish.. Red fish.. blue
fish.. carp.. kill carp.. what's a carp? Caaaaaaarp.
Kill Carp. Kill Carp! Kill Carp!!!
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VII. Peter
Resist growing the Emo!PetrelliBeard even though
my brother is dying. Must resist the beard..
must resist.. must resist..
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VII. Angela
This year I vow not to try to kill my offspring..
unless they're trying to take over the world with the virus.
Or they're not following my orders. Or if I don't think
they will follow my orders in the future. Or if they're
bothering me. Or if I'm getting paid. Or.. well, we all
know I won't keep this resolution anyway.
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VIII. Yaeko
Finish the first draft of 'Dragon of Kiso Mountain' and send it in to my publishers.
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IX. Mohinder
Grow a brain in a jar.
Use homegrown brain to tempt Sylar into a gay orgy.
If Sylar still does not want a gay orgy, use the brain to become teh smart.
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X. Ando
Must create plot line or Tim will write me off show.