"As the yellow dog walked down the lane, there were cats all over the place. The muse of science approached: "Hello there, little doggy", she said. "Excuse me, milady, I am not a dog", the purple turtle answered, and the muse of science saw: Yes it wasn't a dog. It was one of the cats who then turned into a pipe.
"Leci n'est pas une pipe", said the cat, and walked away. The muse then decided it was time to invent nuclear warfare and descendet to earth. The yellow dog flew through the yew. It hurt, as he still had a body. "I don't want to have a body!" - "Then discard it!" and the giraffe climbed out of the body of the yellow hound. "NOOOOOO!! my sexay body!", it suddenly uttered in disgust, but it was too late, a maggot already sold it's body to an ant colony.
Acid rained from the clouds, just like it wanted to say: "Hey, I'm acid, and I want to rain!" And indeed, it did. What happen? That was a question on everyone's mind. And the answer was so clear: It's you!
You suddenly realise that you are in this environment, breathing manually. Slowly your mind gets adjusted to this, but – wait, what is that! A cake is flowing right before your eyes. The salad man has given it to you as a gift. You eat it, but – alas – the cake is a lie. "Why bother" you think. "I'm probably just dreaming". And the periodic table to your left proves you right. You see that Ununoctium has been named. "That didn't happen yet!", you point out, waiting for some kind of teacher to praise you - and the periodic table turns into a swan, who barks: "Indeed! And I am off to a date with some Greek chick!"
Suddenly, an unbearable noise fills the air. And you don't want to experience things like that. So you vanish. There where you were, there is air. A BIOS is booting in the neighbourhood. So THAT's what made the strange noise. Too late, you vanished, and the dragon of Irony writes down the incident in his notebook. He is out of ink, so he really doesn't. Suddenly, a gigantic tube appears. Luckily you are already gone, so the tube can't evolve.
A dinosaur jumps around the place like a frolic king. "What makes you so happy?", the wasp asks. "Uranus, Uranus!" And, indeed, Uranus is very full this night. A snake comes by and asks where the boxes are. They are nowhere to be found. The snake is sad and so they sing a song to cheer him up."
"He has been like this since he ate that mushroom!", Luigi sighed "Oh, Mario, Mario, this happens when you don't take your medicine.", the princess cried herself to sleep that night, "I wonder if he will ever return to us..."