OK this is my first fic so please review The italics are for Tasha's inner consciousness but with a dash of humor and it loves sarcasm.
Meeting
xxTashaxx
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"Did you see the look on his face?"
"I know it was so funny" my best friend Amber and me were walking down an alleyway, late at night and it was dark. Hmmm maybe we shouldn't go this way.
"Omg that was so much fun I can't wait to next months movie night" We rounded a corner, and there sitting in front of us was a police car. With the words 'to enslave and enforce' on the side
"OMG IT'S BARRICADE!!!!" snicker Wow could you be anymore spastic.
"I wish, that be so awesome! He could show us where the autobots are!"
"Yea but according to the movie he got his aft handed to him on a plate. Hehe" Walking over to said police car we examined it. Ooh look there's a CD/Radio in the passenger seat…
"Hey Amber do think anything happens between Barricade and Frenzy like all the FanFics say?"
Sharing evil smirk "Together one two three. Barricade and Frenzy sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes…." The car was turning just like in the move now look what you did. 00
It was twisting and tuning in such a way that I couldn't keep track of what went wear and suddenly there stood Barricade just like in the movie and he was staring at us. Wow he's tall
"Pathetic fleshlings how dare you shout such accusations"
"Hey Tash I think we should run"
"Good idea"
"AHHHHHHH" He was chasing after us aiming his plasma gun at us and shouting very imaginative and colorful curse words. Must take notes for future use I grabbed Amber's arm and dragged her down another ally in the hopes of loosing the overgrown Japanese toy.
"Oh crow" we were up against a dead end brilliant you idiot shut up stupid voice now's not a good time. Turning we saw Barricade looming in the entrance of the alleyway and he was aiming his cannon at us and…. CRACK Down fell the Decepticon. Behind him stood none other then the famed medic Ratchet with a wrench in hand.
Staring "Are you two alright?"
"Yes"
"Good, You are going to have to come with me back to base."
"KAY!!! DO WE GET TO MEET THE REST OF THE AUTOBOTS NOW!!!!"
"No"
"Pleashy" puppy dog eyes
"Not right now maybe later"
"YAY!!!!!" He kneeled down and as doing so transformed into his alt. form.
"COOOL!"
"Just get in" We got in practically bouncing.
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3 hours later…
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
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2 hours later….
"Are we…"
"NO!!! IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I WILL TURN AROUND AND YOU WILL NEVER GET TO MEAT THE OTHERS!!!!" dead silence "Thank you"
Brilliant you have made two giant aliens made at you in under 10 hours. I know it's a new record you are hopeless I know
"We're here" I looked around we were at none other then the Hoover Dam. Ratchet was driving under an archway and down a tunnel. We stopped in a large brightly lit room.
"Get out" we did looking around with anticipation
"Stay here"
"Kay" and with that he walked
"Hey Tasha do you think we are going to see Optimus Prime"
"OMG I HOPE SO!!!"
xxRatchetxx
Whew those two were a annoying, no wonder Barricade was about to terminate them. Knocking on the command center door waiting to allowed in to the room in
"Come in"
"Optimus, I need to talk to you"
"What about?"
"Earlier today Barricade tried to terminate two human femmes. I was able save them and brought them back to base. I would like you to decide what to do with them now that they have seen us and know we exist?"
"I will meet with them. Do you know anything about them?"
"The Red heads name is Amber and the blond one's is Tashina, but refers to herself as Tasha. They are both very loud and seem to be cut from the same cloth as the twins." He raised a brow plate at me
"And you've known them for how long"
"About 5 hours"
"Alright were can I find them?"
"The main entrance room"
"And what did you do to Barricade"
"I knocked him unconscious, he should still be knocked out"
"I will send some one to retrieve him"
xxOptimusxx
I walked into find the two girls in a heated discussion that consisted on two words
"NUHA"
"UHA"
"NUHA"
"Ahem" They stared looking at me. I looked back. I could easily tell which one was Amber her hair was some of the reddest I had seen but of the darker shade then what you would think, wearing a shirt that said 'My issues have issues' and a pair of nondescript jeans with black sneakers that seemed to have whiteout doodled allover them. She was of the thicker build not fat just thick, with hazel green eyes that clearly said 'Mess with me and you will find something slimy in your bed'.
Tasha was a completely different story, she had honey blond hair but halfway down her head it transitioned seamlessly into a most oddest metallic bronze color, it was in a variation of the pixie cut and the two colors made her blue eyes pop she was wearing a blazingly bright yellow/green shirt that said iSwim with a swimmer on a diving block above it, her jeans were also just that jeans covering her cameo shoes. Her build was very much one who spent lots of time staying fit, lean and athletic. Her eyes were the most fascinating I have ever seen in a human they were icy but warm and almost seemed to say 'I'm fun, fabulous and funny. Be my friends and you will have a blast, but get on my bad side and your life will be a living hell'
"OMG YOUR OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!" WOW. Do they have a set of lungs or what?
"Amber you owe me 10 bucks"
"Oh shut up Tash"
"Would you mind telling me why Ratchet found you with Barricade pointing his cannons at you?"
"Well we saw a police car just like in the transformer movie and there also just happened to be a CD/Radio play that was like Frenzy and started singing Barricade and Frenzy sittin in a tree. He didn't seem to like that so he transformed and started chasing us"
"Then Tasha here lead us to a dead end"
"How was I supposed to know that it was a dead end!?"
"Because your suppose to know that kind of stuff"
"Is that it?" they looked at each other then nodded
"So now that we know about you does this mean that we can stay? Or are you going to turn and Men in Black and flashy thing us so we don't remember any of this?"
"Men in what?"
"You've never seen Men in Black?! We must show you!!!"
"Later" I think I can understand why Ratchet was annoyed with them. They seemed very hyperactive, but it was refreshing and I liked them.
"You may visit us whenever you like. You are welcome to explore and meet the autobots"
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I know it's probably not the best thing ever but I felt like I had to have an intro of some kinds The rest of the chapters will be of random things that happen to the girls, autobots and perhaps there friends. PLEASE REVIEW!!! No flames but I would love some constructive criticism :D