Chapter 1

This is probably really rubbish but I'm gonna write it. Please tell me what you think (I no i can't spell).

EPOV:

"Ok, so are we gonna trick Bella?"

"Ok, but on one condition!" Responded Alice

"What?" I rolled my eyes

"Oh, we have to go shopping and you have to pay for EVERYTHING we want! Innit" replied Shanelle.

"You are such a chav!" "But ok"

"Yes!" They both squealed at me.

"shut up, you'll wake up bella!"

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Bpov:

I woke up about 7 am and found Edward lying still with his eyes open on the bed, so I poked him. "Edward get up its 7" No reply "Come on Edward get up you useless, annoying, yet so loveable vampire!" It was at this point that Alice walked in "Hey what's with Edward?" She asked.

"I dunno, he's not moving!" Then came Shanelle, "Hey what's with Edward, innit?"

"I don't know, Just shut up you stupid chav!"

"That is not nice, innit!"

"Yea, well your pissing me off, Edward may be dead for fuck sake!"

I slapped his face "Edward!!" I started to cry, I think he's dead I thought to myself.

Suddenly a load of laughing came from Edwards direction "Hey Bella, You really thought I was dead?"

"You fucking ass hole!"

"Hey, are you crying? It was just a joke!"

"Well its not funny Edward Cullen!"

"ok ok, maybe not sorry"

"Don't talk to me!" I then ran out of the dorms, When I got out there was the usual people out there. The chavs, the Emo's the goths ectsetora ectsetora. Playing the usual songs such as Flo Ridah low, Nelly and Fergie Party people, will.i.am heartbreaker and in the corner Avenged sevenfold and slipknot.

Edward was chasing after me "Hey Bella, come back, Bella wait!"

"Go snog some pritty girl coz i hate you so much right now!"

"Bella, thats a little unfair!"

He came up to me and tryed to grabme for a kiss, but i slapped him hard, it was at that point that the music stopped and everyone shut up to stare at me and Edward.

I stormed off and got in my car to go see Charlie.

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"so you and Edward are finished?" Charley asked after i explained everything.

"Yes, it was the right thing to do anyway!"

ok thats it for this chapter