Sleepless D: Story credit goes to DarkZX alone. He kindly gave Kage Bijuu the rough storyline; he changed bits…enjoy! This story use to belong to adngo714 but was adopted by Kage Bijuu and I helped his with most of the scenes after chapter 5 and now it's my work with some different twists. This story also has some elements of Ranma ½ (I have no clue what this actually is but wish me luck).

Notes: Takes place after the Chuunin exams and the invasion.

It has been a few days since the invasion, Naruto Uzumaki sat there, eating his ramen to try and comfort him, but not even the company of the ramen stand cheered him up. Naruto missed the old man terribly, his funeral was yesterday, plus Sasuke was in the hospital, due to the bastard's injuries against Gaara. To properly mourn, he wanted to be assigned a mission, fortunately enough, Jiraiya had a mission.

"Naruto, pack your bags we've got to get moving!" Yelled the voice of Jiraiya, catching sight of Naruto at Ichiraku's while he had just finished his tenth bowl.

"Why?" Asked Naruto as he slurped up the broth and tried to get his hearing back.

"The council elders have decided that I am to be the fifth," Jiraiya replied as Naruto nearly choked on his broth and spin around in shock.

"Say what!"

"But I refused, so instead, I have been assigned to locate a certain someone…someone who is a former student of Sarutobi-sensei and another Sannin, Tsunade, also known as the best medical ninja in existence. I requested that you come with me." Jiraiya said as he looked at Naruto and then at the female waitress and winked.

"I'll go, but on one condition." Naruto spoke up and glared at Jiraiya since he saw who he was winking at.

"Really? And what's that reason?" Jiraiya asked the blond Genin.

"Bring Sakura; because of this Tsunade person is as great a medical ninja as you say, she'll be able to help Sasuke and I think she'd want to help retrieve her." Naruto replied. 'Plus I can get some alone time with Sakura while the bastard is in the hospital.' Naruto thought in his head.

Jiraiya shakes his head. 'That dunce…doesn't he realize that the Hyuga heiress, Hinata has a major crush on him from what I hear and see whenever I make sure he's alright and see her near him." Jiraiya though and chuckled at the same time, he decided to spy on everyone that was in Naruto's life. Plus Naruto was easy to read on why he what Sakura to come along.

"Fine, but Hinata is coming too." Jiraiya spoke up as Naruto looked at him.

"Alright, but I don't see why she has to go." Naruto spoke up, confused as to why Hinata has to come.

"Her clan's Byakugan could really help us." Jiraiya explain to Naruto. 'That and she have a terrific body for my research!' Jiraiya thought in his head, forgetting the large age difference between the two.

"Fair enough…when do we leave?" Naruto asked the old pervert.

"In thirty minutes." Jiraiya spoke up.

"Ok." Naruto said as he went to go get both Sakura and Hinata at their homes, or when he'd most likely find them. 'Sakura would be at 'Sasuke's' side.' Naruto thought in annoyance. "Hinata, get packed up, I take it you've heard what Pervy Sage said." Naruto says and looks around to see Hinata hiding behind a lamppost, making her squeal in fear.

"Y-Yes N-Naruto-Kun..." Hinata blushed, trying to hide, despite Naruto already knowing she's there.

"See you in half an hour." Naruto smiled and waves at her before running off to find Sakura.

Jiraiya walked out and smirked when he saw Hinata. "Hey there, better get your stuff." Jiraiya smiled and Hinata nodded and hurried off to her home.

Xxxxx

Three Hours Later...

The group got a tip that Tsunade was near a place called Jusenkyo, so the group of four travelled there first, the place was covered with small and large springs with bamboo everywhere.

"This is a good spot for some sparring; I want Sakura and Hinata to gather up some stones, you two will try to knock Naruto into the spring while he's on the bamboo." Jiraiya tells them,

Naruto glared at Jiraiya while Hinata didn't want to do that, but since he was a high ranking ninja, they did as he said, and Naruto got up on the bamboo while Sakura quickly gathered all the stones. "This will be fun." Sakura says aloud and gained a nervous Naruto.

Jiraiya failed to notice that there was a sign right behind him that warned of the cursed springs, Hinata, with her Byakuganactive, noticed the sign and pointed it out to Jiraiya and he looked. "What? That's just superstition." Jiraiya spoke up as he hoped those signs were wrong.

After Naruto noticed the sign, he tried his best not to fall into one of the supposedly cursed springs. Unfortunately, due to negligence on his part, Naruto got hit in the head by a stone by Sakura, causing him to lost his balance and fell into one of the multiple springs.

"Oh no!" A voice of someone came quickly after Naruto fell; they looked to see a man who had just appeared out of nowhere. "Sir." The man said, turning to Jiraiya. "Didn't you read that sign?"

"That sign? I thought it was superstition." Jiraiya replied as the way the man acting he hope it is just superstition.

"No no no! The springs are very real." The caretaker of the springs said in a somewhat sarcastic tone of voice, he looks to where the blonde fell into the spring.

"That's the spring of drowned girl. Now that person will be a girl!" The caretaker said and looked to the one next to the one Naruto fell in. "At least he didn't fall into the spring of the drowned castrated man."

"Say what?" asked Jiraiya, Hinata and Sakura at the same time.

Jiraiya get's over the shock first. "Is there a way to change him...uh...her back into a guy?" Jiraiya asked as he can't believe he actually did this to his student like that.

"Yes, but it's only temporary, if she is splashed with cold water, the curse will be activated and the person will become a girl. However, there is a flip side to this. If she is splashed with hot water, the curse will be reversed and she will be a boy again." The caretaker explains the details of this curse.

The drenched Naruto climbed out of the spring with a slimmer waist and an hourglass shaped figure plus his hair is now red. "What happened?" Asked Naruto in an airy voice…before gasping. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY VOICE!" Naruto looked down. "AND MY BODY!" Naruto screamed as he took notice he now has breast and womanly hips.

"Umm...I have a mirror…you best look at yourself…here." Hinata spoke up, taking out a hand mirror from her bag and passes it to Naruto.

Naruto took it and looked at it in confusion, seeing himself, or should he say herself. "Is this…real?" Naruto spoke up as he she started groping herself now and couldn't help but smirked. "So this is what a breast feels like." Naruto says, gaining a glare from Sakura, a blush from Hinata and a laugh from Jiraiya.

Naruto looked like a clothed version of his Sexy Jutsu, but since that Jutsu showed a female Naruto when she was an adult, Naruto now looked like her as a teenage girl. His normal outfit remained unchanged. But she now has a bust size that similar to the one Hinata hide in her jacket, this gained a jealous look from Sakura since he's her age, yet she had bigger breasts then her.

"I'm a…girl?" Naruto spoke up. 'Now what will Sakura think of me?' Naruto thought in his/her head.

"You fell into the spring of drowned girl…" Began Jiraiya as Naruto having a far off look in her face.

Xxx

Naruto finds herself in front of a dozing Kyuubi's cage.

There was a deep, booming yawn and red eyes showed behind the large cage "So kit…what did I miss?" Kyuubi asks as it blinks, then stares at Naruto. "…"Kyuubi was very speechless at what it saw of it container.

"If you must know, I fell into the Jusenkyo springs." Naruto spoke up.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Let me guess, you fell into the spring of drowned girl?" asked Kyuubi, obviously enjoying this.

"Gee, what gave that fucking away?" Naruto ask sarcastically.

At this, Kyuubi fell on its side, holding its belly, and laughing its ass off, it couldn't believe the irony of being sealed into two female containers, now it current one which was a boy is now curse to be a female whenever there is cold water. "This is the best laugh I've had in five hundred years!"

"Oh please, it's not that fucking funny…" Naruto muttered as she was a bit angry now and kicked the water his feet were in.

Xxx

Soon Naruto came back to her sense as she looked at Jiraiya. "Which means…that whenever you're splashed with cold water, you enter into this form, a girl. However, if you got splashed with hot water, then you go back to being a boy." The caretaker informs Naruto.

"Now you're a girl, what should we call you?" Finished Jiraiya.

"Just call me Naruko, since that was the name that I went by in my Sexy Jutsustate. Of course, whenever I transform into her not as a prank, she is wearing clothes." Naruko replied.

All this time, Hinata is poking her fingers out of nervousness she also was feeling guilty that she's involved in Naruto's situation. 'Naruto-kun, no Naruko-chan is a girl now…so why do I still find her attractive?' Hinata asked herself that question in her mind.

Sakura, meanwhile, stopped gaping and glaring by Naruto's action and started laughing, but unfortunately, she lost her footing and fell into another cursed spring, due to wind currents being too strong.

The caretaker looks to where the pink haired girl fell, to his surprise; he couldn't recall which curse the spring had. Sakura emerged from the spring very mad…for no apparent reason, she proceeded to pummel Naruko to a pulp, while Jiraiya and Hinata searched for hot water and a bucket.

'Eureka! Now to see which curse it is!' Thought Jiraiya as he proceeded to pour the hot water over the cursed Sakura and Naruko. Naruko turned back to Naruto upon contact with the water, while Sakura appeared dazed just as she sent her knee between Naruto and gained a pained cry from Naruto.

"What…what happened?" Asked a confused Sakura.

"You fell…"Said a deadpanned Jiraiya.

"Into this unknown spring…" Continued the caretaker. "Henceforth, it shall be known as the spring of the drowned banshee...or the drowned psycho bitch."

"The WHAT?" Said a mildly mad Sakura.

Naruto and Jiraiya proceeded to both fall over, holding their sides while laughing there asses off. Luckily, they didn't fall into another spring. Hinata managed to restrain herself from outright laughing, but giggled silently to herself instead. "But I think I'll stay with Drowned Banshee."

'It's a very fitting name.' Thought a still laughing Naruto.

"What's wrong with me?" Asked Sakura in a surprisingly calm tone of voice.

"The angry part of you must have gone to your banshee side." Said Naruto, before laughing again.

"…" Sakura remained quiet as she began to get slightly mad and submerged her foot in the spring she fell in, becoming enraged once more. Her body seemed to crack and change shape and gained everyone's attention. Naruto stopped laughing, and turned to face the banshee in Sakura once more, but this banshee had hair that was ablaze!

'Uh oh…' Naruto started running as fast as he could away from the banshee, but she kept up with him easily.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!' Roared Sakura in her Banshee form.

The banshee nearly caught up with Naruto, out of desperation, Naruto grabbed a random bucket full of water and poured it over Sakura. It was sadly cold water and she seemed to get redder and more pissed off then before, Naruto quickly threw the bucket at her and grabbed another one bucket that had steam coming from it. 'Should've picked this one to start with.' He said to himself and went to throw its contents at Sakura; she however smashed her fist through the bucket and smashed Naruto in the face. Naruto fell backwards with a black eye while Sakura reverted back to her calm self.

'I hate to be the Shinobi that pisses her off…' Thought the caretaker.

'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.' Thought Jiraiya, making a mental note to himself not to piss her off, or let her near cold water but gained a smirk at her at the normal hot springs. 'On the other hand, I think enemy mist ninja would be reluctant to hit her with a water based Jutsu upon finding this out…' Jiraiya continued on his thoughts as he now feel sorry for anyone from Water Country.

Xxx

Two hours later...

The group of four finally left Jusenkyo and travelled to a nearby castle town that could be seen upon entering the land…but the castle was missing.

After a passerby warned the group of a giant snake, Jiraiya, Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura ran toward the castle remains, but they were too late. The snake that demolished the castle was long gone, and Tsunade, who was obviously there because of a hole in the wall, was nowhere to be found.

"Let's go to town, Tsunade may still be there." Jiraiya spoke up.

The group of four searched all day, when the sun began to fall, Jiraiya took the three to get dinner at a local bar.

"We're too young to drink!" Said Sakura, sounding rather calm.

"Relax…bars serve good food, and are also an ideal place to gather information, just don't order any cold water or any fish, trust me." Jiraiya replied.

Upon entering the bar, Jiraiya spotted a woman with blond hair and also having J-cup size breast, the women also noticed him. "J-Jiraiya?" The women said in shock.

"Tsunade!" Jiraiya said with surprise.

Sleepless D: I Sleepless Demon adopted this story from Kage Bijuu whom it from adopted Adngo714 story since he gave Kage Bijuu permission who gave me permission and also I improve on some parts of the story as well...sounds confusing on my end. This is the first story I ever adopted before so I hope you enjoyed it and sorry that it has very similar scenes but I changed it in my own way and I plan on doing much more later. Peace out.