I rolled over on the cool floor. It was quite uncomfortable sleeping on the floor. That was one thought that crossed my mind. Not much thinking was going through my head though. A normal person might be thinking about yesterday maybe. The people they talked to the things they did. But I couldn't think of any of that for some reason. Maybe a normal person would think about what they where going to do today. What was I going to do? Who was I going to talk to? Did I do anything? I really couldn't remember. I thought I should know people. But for the time being I couldn't think the name of a single person I knew. That's awfully strange, surely I must know people. I rolled on to my belly and pushed up with my arms. I sneezed and white powder went everywhere. What's that stuff? I sat back on my knees and looked around. I was in a room. The curtains where drawn so it was dark. There was a bed with white sheets. It wasn't decorated or anything nothing special. I looked down at myself I was wearing a black bra and tiny black spandex shorts. Nothing but my underwear, where were my clothes? What kind of clothes did I wear? I had no idea.

I stood up to look around maybe find something to drink, then I saw it in a mirror. Was that my reflection? Short hair and two long braids, stormy grey eyes. I was small but well toned. But was this me? I had no idea. I couldn't even recognize this person staring back at me, I was scared so I reacted.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh ." I screamed running out of the room.

I ran as fast as I could outside into the blinding light. I ran and ran, I didn't recognize this place. So many streets, houses, and buildings, it was massive. I ran through a building marked "Division 2" and burst into an office looking to hide. Instead I found a huge man with a receding hairline and a purple hood. He looked at me an instantly he seemed as though he were afraid. I don't blame him I was afraid to.

"Aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh!" I screamed at him, he just shrank into a corner and screamed back.

I ran out of the office and made my way to another street looking for a place to hide. That's when I saw two men in black uniforms with their faces covered walking towards me.

"Good morning Captain!" They said in unison.

I screamed. "Aaaaaggghhh Goblins!" I turned it around and ran away.

The two members of the stealth force stood in their places looking perplexed.

"Do you suppose she's been experimenting with hallucinogens?"

"Beats me." The other said.

Captain Histugaya walked though the streets of the Seireitei when he heard loud screaming. Curiously he rounded the corner and saw Soi Fon coming right at him without clothes on.

"Captain where are your clothes!" He demanded.

I looked at him for a moment a screamed again. "Aaaaaghhh goblins AND MIDGETS! Oh my God I'm in Hell. I woke up in Hell!"

Captain Histugaya took a step closer. "This isn't Hell Soi Fon what is wrong with you?"

He tried going up to her to take her into his arms but she gave him a hard shove.

"I won't fall for your trickery elf!" Then she ran away screaming.

"Elf?" Toshiro whispered looking bewildered.

I continued to run through the streets like a maze. I came to a screeching halt when I saw a couple men in a corner drinking and playing what seemed to be a dice game. Curiously I approached them.

"What are you guys doing?" I asked.

They all looked at me with terrified faces. The bald one spoke. "Uhhhh Hi Captain we weren't doing anything."

He tried to hide the alcohol bottle under his sleeve.

"Is that alcohol?"

"No no Captain of course not!"

"Can I have some?"

"We, we, were jus- Wait you want some?"

I flashed a toothy grin. "Of course I want some! What game are you guys playing?"

"My name is Ikkaku." He held out his hand.

I shook it. "I would tell you my name but I can't remember it."

"You don't know who you are?" He asked.

I took a drink from the bottle. "No clue, I just woke up this way."

"Shouldn't you go see a doctor?"

"Naw let's drink and play!"

Ikkaku smiled "Fine by me!"

We stayed like that for a while drinking and playing, until we were interrupted.

Out of thin air a tall dirk skinned woman appeared before us, she had long orchid colored hair and piercing gold eyes. All of the men bowed before her and called her "Lady Yoruichi."

"There you are Soi Fon, I've been searching the whole Seireitei for you! Toshiro said you've been running around screaming like a maniac!"

"Who the hell is Soi Fon and you the hell are you Demon?" I said backing away from her.

She looked confused. "You're Soi Fon and I'm Yoruichi, you know me!"

"No I don't, who the fuck are you? What the fuck is you doing? Who the fuck is you with? I don't know ok? I've never seen you before Demon eyes!"

Yoruichi looked genuinely hurt. How could her little Bee not even remember who she was?

She reached out and took me by the hand.

"Hey what the fuck? Get off me Demon!" I yelled.

"She looked at me with those golden eyes. "I am not a Demon, I am your friend and we have to get you to a doctor to see what's happened to you."

I protested but she basically dragged me to a place that looked a little like a hospital. I sat on a patient's table waiting. I took some chewing tobacco out of a little sack I had in my waistband and put a pinch in my lip. I stood up a grabbed an empty cup and spit into in.

"Are you chewing tobacco?" Yoruichi asked.

"Sure am." I answered.

"That is absolutely disgusting."

"Whatever cum waffle."

"Did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Just then a woman with a long braid walked in with a strange looking man with a weird thing on his head.

"Good morning Soi Fon my name is Restu Unohana and I'm in charge of this division and everything medical. This is Captain Kurotsuchi, the head of research and development. I thought he might be a little more of help because your condition seems a little more technical.

Captain Kurotsuchi came up to me, shined a flashlight in my face and started running his hands through my scalp.

"Hmm I don't see any spots where she could have been hit on the head." He said in a strangely high voice.

I pushed his flashlight out of my face. "Hey watch it fuck face!"

"What did you just call me?" He asked in his creepy voice.

"Fuck face, you know your face is fucked. It's weird and your teeth are like outside of your mouth. How did you do that?"

I started to pull my lips back to show my teeth making faces and him.

He seemed like he was in deep thought, then he whispered something to Unohana.

"Soi Fon what words come to mind when you think of your Lady Yoruichi?"

So I just spoke my mind. "First of drop the "Lady" I don't care what her parents told here she is not special and she will never make a difference in the world. And second she's a Demon and a cum waffle."

Kurotsuchi rubbed his chin. "This is a very interesting turn of events."

"What is it? What do you know?" Yoruichi exclaimed.

"I need to run a brain scan, only then can I prove what my theory is." Kurotsuchi said back.

We made a trip over to the center of research and development. We went into a small room that had a weird looking space machine. Kurotsuchi took me over to a computer and sat me down.

"Ok Soi Fon I'm going to inject you with Iodine and show you a couple of photos. After you're done your going to go into the machine for a couple of minutes alright?"

"Whatevs." I said back.

He injected me with the strange stuff and I suddenly felt really warm and cozy. I put my attention to the screen and watched.

"What are you doing?" Yoruichi asked.

"I'm exposing Soi Fon to photos taken of her and friends, comrades, fights, from her past."

"What will that do?"

"Sometimes when memory loss occurs the memories are hidden away in the state of subconscious. By showing her these pictures the fluid I injected her with will show activity in her subconscious making it clear that for some reason there is something blocking her consciousness access to her memories. There is also the latter, which is that there is no reaction in either consciousness meaning that all the memories are gone. We shall see."

Yoruichi nodded.

"Ok all done." Kurotsuchi pulled me up and took me over to the brain scanner.

I got in and laid still letting the machine rotate around me. After a few minutes it was done and I went over to a chair to sit down and spit my chew.

Kurotsuchi's machine started spitting out long pieces of paper. He grimly looked over them. Then he looked at Yoruichi.

"Come with me." He beckoned with a single finger

They walked into another room out of sight.

Kurotsuchi held the papers in his hands. "I'm afraid I have bad news."

Yoruichi's eyes narrowed.

"There was no reaction in either consciousness. All the memories are gone."

"Are you telling me she doesn't remember anything? All those years we had together she won't remember any of it?"

"None." He answered.

"But she loves me and I love her! That stuff just doesn't go away! Memories or not, she's still the same and so am I. I know she still loves me!"

"I'm sorry Yoruichi but because the slate was wiped clean it also caused her to develop a completely different personality. She isn't Soi Fon anymore. I'm sorry but she doesn't love you anymore."

Yoruichi's eyes started to fill with tears. Kurotsuchi put a sympathetic hand on her shoulder.

"I'm sorry."

"Why is this happening?"