A/N--Bold is Gibbs, Italics is the team.
Hey Boss, sir, Gibbs.
How've ya been? Pick up any ladies while you've been down in Mexico? How hott are they? Hey maybe you could send me some photos. Pin ups possibly?
Oh Abby wants me to tell you that she misses you and loves you. She says you better call her or she'll have the bowling nuns hunt you down. I'd listen to her boss, those nuns look a bit scary crazy. They carry their rulers on a belt.
The teams been doing good. Got to give you credit I didn't know how hard running a team could be until now. The Director has got me running some undercover Ops. I'm actually breaking rule number one now--We don't speak about Undercover Ops.
I think Ziva is getting bit of a cabin fever, or a kill fever. She keeps cleaning her knives at her desk, the new probie on the team, Agent Lee, keeps staring at Ziva as if at any moment she'll lose it and throw a knife at her head. Granted if Lee keeps staring at her she might. Ziva hasn't killed anyone in a while, so we're walking on egg shells around her, she's like a woman giving birth.
Yeah Lee, Michelle Lee from the legal department. I had to choose a probie but I didn't want to pick someone I didn't know so Lee was the only one we've even semi-worked with before. Didn't leave me many options, So now I've ordered the team to spend at least half an hour with the probies and the trainees helping them and answering questions or just hanging out with them. Get to know them so we can make informed decisions that can't be made just with a file. Well anyways Lee she's brave but she has the rule book memorized, she was worst then McRuleBook when he began. I think she has the rule book stuck up her a---OW!
Sorry boss, sir, Gibbs. Ziva just hit me. I really need to push those divorce papers through. Know any good Attorneys? Kidding boss, Gibbs, kidding.
You should see McGee! He's really stepped up, changed now that I made him Senior Field Agent. I'd have given it to Ziva honestly but she hasn't been here that long and she's not a permanent member of the teams yet. I'm trying to convince her to quit Mossad, that she's not really doing anything for them anyways. But she won't go for it. Anyways McGeek he's really evolving. Just yesterday he superglued Lee to her chair. She walked around half the day, crouched over with her computer chair stuck to her butt. It was definitely worthy of a Gibbs slap, which I gave McGee promptly, well after I got done laughing and congratulating him on is first non-retaliatory prank. Our McGee's growing up so fast.
We just wrapped up a case---right never mind. I forgot there is a reason you left. You don't want to hear about this stuff anymore. Hey send me some of that tequila down in Mexico. And be careful of the water I heard it's funky--which would explain why Franks is so crazy.
Gotta go Boss, Gibbs, just caught a case. Adios!
"DiNozzo how the hell did you get this number? Let me guess Abby. You ever think I may have resigned to get away from you?
Slap McGee again, for me.
Just remind the Director of Rule number 12. Yes, DiNozzo twelve. Do not ask questions.
You look after my team. You got it? Don't make me fly up there because I won't be happy!
And leave me alone unless it's an emergency, you're making me miss cantina time!"
A/N--Don't worry there is Angst coming your way! Just hold in there!