Disclaimer: I own neither Bleach nor Alice 19.

Random Crap

Ayumi: I'm so damn bored. Anyone got anything interesting to talk about?

Frey: We could talk about your sister's bra size.

Kon: Hell yes!

Ayumi: HELL NO! Perverts.

Frey: I'm hurt.

Ayumi: Good. Maybe you'll- Hey! Where the hell is Kon?

Yoshiko: Ayumi! What the hell is your doll doing in my bra drawer? I warned you about this!

Ayumi: Uh- Oh.

Kon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O MY GOD! IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Frey: What's going on?

Ayumi: Yoshiko nee-san is probably slowly tearing off each of his limbs to torture him before I go rescue him. If I go rescue him.

Frey: Are you?

Ayumi: Probably not. He deserves it.

Frey: That's really cold, Ayu- chan.

Ayumi: Don't call me that.

Kon:HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPMMMMMMEEEEEE!

Ayumi: … I'll be right back.

Frey: Good luck.

Ayumi:… Thanks.

Ichigo: Is Kon here? I need to kill him real quick.

Frey: Ayu- chan just went to rescue him from Yoshiko- chan.

Ichigo: Why's he in need of rescuing?

Frey: He snuck into Yoshiko-chan's bra drawer.

Ichigo: … Oh.

CRASH! BAM!

Yoshiko: Holy Hell! What was that for, Ayu- chan!

Ayumi: DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU BITCH!!

Kon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TEARING, I'M TEARING!KNOCK IT OFF!

Yoshiko & Ayumi: SHUT UP, PERVERT!

Ichigo:… I'll come back later.

Ayumi(entering room): No need. Here, take Kon.

Ichigo:... Is that blood? Is Kon actually bleeding?!

Ayumi: ... Just go.

Frey: I think I'll go, too.

Ayumi: Later.

Please review so Ayumi, Frey, and Kon can do Random Crap chp.7. Thanx.