Disclaimer: I own neither Bleach nor Alice 19.
Random Crap
Ayumi: I'm so damn bored. Anyone got anything interesting to talk about?
Frey: We could talk about your sister's bra size.
Kon: Hell yes!
Ayumi: HELL NO! Perverts.
Frey: I'm hurt.
Ayumi: Good. Maybe you'll- Hey! Where the hell is Kon?
Yoshiko: Ayumi! What the hell is your doll doing in my bra drawer? I warned you about this!
Ayumi: Uh- Oh.
Kon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O MY GOD! IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Frey: What's going on?
Ayumi: Yoshiko nee-san is probably slowly tearing off each of his limbs to torture him before I go rescue him. If I go rescue him.
Frey: Are you?
Ayumi: Probably not. He deserves it.
Frey: That's really cold, Ayu- chan.
Ayumi: Don't call me that.
Kon:HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPMMMMMMEEEEEE!
Ayumi: … I'll be right back.
Frey: Good luck.
Ayumi:… Thanks.
Ichigo: Is Kon here? I need to kill him real quick.
Frey: Ayu- chan just went to rescue him from Yoshiko- chan.
Ichigo: Why's he in need of rescuing?
Frey: He snuck into Yoshiko-chan's bra drawer.
Ichigo: … Oh.
CRASH! BAM!
Yoshiko: Holy Hell! What was that for, Ayu- chan!
Ayumi: DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU BITCH!!
Kon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TEARING, I'M TEARING!KNOCK IT OFF!
Yoshiko & Ayumi: SHUT UP, PERVERT!
Ichigo:… I'll come back later.
Ayumi(entering room): No need. Here, take Kon.
Ichigo:... Is that blood? Is Kon actually bleeding?!
Ayumi: ... Just go.
Frey: I think I'll go, too.
Ayumi: Later.
Please review so Ayumi, Frey, and Kon can do Random Crap chp.7. Thanx.
