Just a short one-shot me and my friend came up with.
Disclaimer: no own
Dinner With The Malfoys
You would never expect Harry and Ginny's daughter Lilly to date Astoria and Draco's son Scorpius. Well, expect the unexpected.
On the way to the Malfoys to have dinner, Harry tried every way possible to get out of it. As did Draco. Harry first tried getting very drunk on firewiskey like Ron at his wedding. When he was sober he tried breaking his wand so they couldn't apparate, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Finally, he gave up and apparated to the Malfoys.
Draco, on the other hand, first tried to make his house unable to be able to apparate or disapparate in. When that ended badly, he tried to use some of the protecting spells that the castle used at the battle of Hogwarts. He ended up stepping where the stinging jinx was placed and finally gave up.
Soon the Malfoys were greeted with the sound of a bell ringing. "Nooooooooooo." Draco groaned.
When Draco opened the door both Harry and Draco reached for their wands instinctively, but from the glares of their wives they decided against jinxing each other.
"Malfoy." Harry spat.
"Potter." Draco said with the same distaste.
"Dad, please don't make a scene." Lilly pleaded while Scorpius said something along the same lines to Draco who ignored it.
"You were a Death Eater! You worked for Voldemort! Look you still have the Dark Mark!" Shouted Harry who apparently paid no attention to Lilly.
"Like you were perfect Potter! You used many unforgivable curses! You should be in Askaban!" Draco countered.
"So should you!" Harry said
"No you should!" Draco continued the banter.
They continued this for about an hour before Ginny and Astoria managed to use petrificus totalus on their husbands so the Potters could a actually get inside.
At dinner conversation was forced as Harry and Draco were still grumbling. "So, Ginny, didn't you play on the Holly head Harpies?" asked Astoria trying to start a conversation.
"Ye-" Ginny was cut off by Harry
"MALFOY!" Harry exploded.
"POTTER!" Draco countered.
"MALFOY!"
"POTTER!"
As this went on, Lilly and Scorpius were plotting a way to stop this arguing.
Finally, after several jinxes used and both Harry and Draco covered in boils and dancing, they suddenly disappeared.
"Where are they?" Astoria gasped.
"Scorpius, Lilly, did you two have anything to do with this?" Ginny accused.
"No." they said but Ginny was still suspicious.
Though they boys disappeared, there were two flies that took there place - fighting flies.
"There they are!" Astoria shouted.
This was her and Ginny's cue to start trying to catch them. Finally they did. They realized that the fly with a lightning bolt scar was Harry so the women had their respective husbands.
As they transfigured their husbands back, Ginny felt something warm and solid on her hand.
The boys were strangling each other when they were back to human form and a realization came to Ginny.
"Harry did you have a bowl movement on my hand?" Ginny asked hesitantly.