Kurt and Blaine have a sleepover.
Blaine: I wish you would put out
Kurt: NO!
*Blaine calls Karofsky to come over*
Karofsky: Hey Kurt Blaine's been telling me you won't put out for him so maybe I could-
Kurt: NO! *Thows teddy bear at Karofsky and it causes him to have a seizure*
Blaine: Oh! My true love!
Kurt: What?
*Blaine fucks dead body and gets a disease and dies*
Burt: Oh no!
*Burt and Kurt cuddle then Burt goes to see Carole*
*Carole rapes Burt so Burt goes to Finn*
Burt: I'm going to make up for what your mother did!
*Burt Rapes Finn*
Burt: Ahh even tighter then Kurt Finn: EWWWW!
*Burt leaves*
Burt: Oh, hey Kurt... want to play hide and seek?
Kurt: Ok!
*Kurt hides under the bed*
*Burt creepily and slowly looks under then bed*
Burt: Found you.
Kurt: Aww.
Burt: Go on the bed and count to 10 *Kurt goes on the bed and begins counting*
Kurt:1, 2, 3-
*Burt rapes Kurt*
Burt: Ehhh Finn was Better.
Kurt: EWWWW!
(Later)
*Kurt is humming a song.*
Burt: You sing better then, insert female singer here,
Kurt: Rachel?
Burt: Sensho?
Kurt: RACHEL Burt: OH.
*Burt rapes Carole*
Finn: OMG MOM!
*Carole tries to rape Finn*
Burt: RUN FINN!
*Carole rapes Finn*
*Finn and Burt run away from her and hide in a room*
*Carole enters the room*
Carole: Hey, Finn *Carole reaches out to touch his shoulder but he flinches away*
Carole: You have a bad dream? You should stop playing all those video games.
Finn: You should stop watching porn!
Carole: Not if it's with my sons!
Burt: HEY, EWW!
*Carole hands Finn a sandwich*
Carole: Eat that sandwich.
*Finn smacks Carole*
Finn: Do not tell me what to do, woman!
Carole: Do not hit me or I will shove that sandwich up your ass, then I will shove Burt's dick up your ass! Then I will record it and put it on porntube!
Finn: PORNTUBE ISN'T REAL!
Burt: It is actually Finn: Oh. Really?
Carole: Yeah it is but not like I'd know...
(Next Day)
*Carole, Finn and Kurt go to FredMeyers*
*Kurt is sitting in the shopping cart as Carole pushes him and Finn just walks by the side*
Finn: Let's steal stuff!
*Finn and Kurt get free cookies*
*Finn looks at Kurt*
Finn: Hey baby *Finn winks at Kurt and Kurt just looks at him odd*
Finn: I think it's weird that you're gay!
Carole: I WILL SPANK YOU! I WILL SPANK YOU SO HARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE. I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE THIS WAY.
Finn: Well you didn't raise him to be a faggot!
*Finn attemps to run off but Carole grabs his skirt and pulls him over her knee and spanks him infront of alot of people*
Carole: You do not make fun of your brother for his sexual orientation!
(Later)
Carole: Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to the flo, do it feel real good when you stick it in a ho.
Finn: Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to the flo, do it feel real good when you stick it in a ho! Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to the flo, do it feel real good when you stick it in a ho.
Kurt: DAMMIT CAROLE YOU GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN HIS HEAD AND HE WON'T STOP SINGING IT!
Carole: Sorry...
*Finn begins so sing the song 'I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you' to Kurt*
Finn: You are the girll, that I've been dreamin' off, Kurt: Finn, I am a boy. I may be gay but I'm still a guy.
(later)
Kurt: Hi eeth Finn: Hi teeth?
Kurt: Hi nose.
Finn: Hi eyeball
Kurt: Hi ears
Finn: Hi... um... lips
Kurt: Hi head
Finn: Hi.. legs!
Kurt: Hi feet
Finn: Hi toes
Kurt: Hi fingers
Finn: Hi chest
Kurt: Hi elbow
Finn: Hi arms
Kurt: Hi arm pits
Finn: Hi finger nails
Kurt: Hi toenails
Finn: Hi wrist
Kurt: Hi thighs
Finn: Hi hips
Kurt: Hi nipples
Finn: Hi tounge
Kurt: Hi ankle
Finn: Hi hand
Kurt: Hi knee
Finn: Hi stomach
Kurt: Hi ribs
Finn: Hi... butt
Kurt: Hi neck
Finn: Hi shoulders
Kurt: Hi penis
Finn: ...
(later)
Finn: OH okay I got it! All the dudes in Glee will have a big orgy, Artie is the bottom, Puck is the top and Mike is in the middle!
Kurt: You do realise that by 'all the guys in Glee' includes you and me, right?
Finn: ...
(Next Day)
*Blaine, Kurt and Karofsky all have a sleepover in Kurt's room*
*Blaine rapes Kurt*
Kurt: Stop nooo! Help!
*Karofsky pulls Blaine off of Kurt, then rapes Blaine*
Kurt: NOOO, BLAINE!
*Kurt attempts to stop Karofsky but Karofsky hits Kurt in the stomach, and he dies*
Karofsky: NO KURT!
Finn: NO MY BROTHER!
Blaine: NO MY BORFRIEND!
*Finn and Blaine murder Karofsky*
(Next day)
*Everyone is at school, Karofsky and Azimio have Mercedes cornered*
Azimio: Hey Mercedes.
Mercedes: Hey Karofsky and Azimio.
*Azimio makes out with Mercedes*
Azimio: Ohh... Sam Mercedes: WHAt! Nigga, you gay!
(Later)
Kurt: Hey Mercedes, why are you sad?
Mercedes: Azimio is gay Kurt: He is? I'm gonna go hit on him.
(Later)
Kurt: he said he's not gay Mercedes: i'm sure he did...
(Later)
Karofsky: I'm gonna kill myself...
Kurt: Why?
Karofsky: Because Azimio doesn't love me...
Kurt: I love you!
Karofsky: Really?
Kurt: yes really!
(Later)
Karofsky: Help! I'm dying cause I'm in the sun!
Kurt: You're a vampire?
Karofsky: Yes.
(Later)
Blaine: KURT? WHAT'S WRONG?
Kurt: I'm dying cause I'm in the sun!
Blaine: Oh no! Why?
Kurt: Because I was raped, and turned into a vampire!
Blaine: Oh no! By who?
Kurt: Mr Shuester!
Blaine: I'm so sorry!
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