Boyakasha!!!
An Ali G Meets Pokémon Fan Fic
By: Chris Devlin
E-Mail: chris_devlin@hotmail.com
Note: If your aren't from the UK you probably won't know who Ali G is, so a lot of this humor may be lost on you. This takes the form of an Interview
Ali G: Boyakasha! I is ere wiv none other than me main man Ash Ketchum, star of da Cartoon Pokémon. Ow is you today?
Ash: I'm fine thanks. How are you?
Ali G: I is good. Now don't you think dat it is wrong, wot you teach kids?
Ash: What do you mean, by what we teach kids?
Ali G: I mean, do you think it is a good thing to teach kids to, you know, Poke men?
Ash: I think your misreading it. It's Pokémon, not Pokaman.
Ali G: Oh so it is a rasta thing. You is teaching dem to poke a mon. How is dat any different then?
Ash: No, we're aren't teaching them that! Pokémon doesn't mean Poke a man. Pokémon are small creatures that we use to fight.
Ali G: right. Wot? You fight animals? Isn't that being a bit cruel to the animal. I mean you can just pick up a gun and go BOOKA, and de animal is dead?
Ash: No the animals fight each other.
Ali G: Ow does you get away wif dat? Dis guy I know was arrested once because ee was getting dogs to fight. Why don't you get arrested?
Ash: It's very humane.
Ali G: Ok. So, Is you boning dat bitch wot goes about wiv you, cause one of me mates tinks she is well fit.
Ash: You mean Misty?
Ali G: Ya.
Ash: Of course not. She's my friend.
Ali G: Good. I can tell me mate she is free. Now is you ever tempted to try any performance enhancing drugs?
Ash: Well, there are the drugs like Carbos, Iron and others that we often use to boost performance temporarily.
Ali G: For real?! Respect man. (Whispers) Do you ave any on you?
Ash: No.
Ali G: Is ok. I as me own stash round de back, if you want a quick toke.
Ash: Excuse me?
Ali G: You know. Skunk.
Ash: I don't take drugs! The Pokémon do.
Ali G: Wot! You is wastin good gear on animals!? Oh you make me sick man.